For a song that constantly reminds you that “there’s no rules in rock ‘n’ roll”, Rock N Roll Rules got an awful lot to say about what you “gotta” do if you wanna be a rockstar. April 3, 2025 2 Comments
Going to strip clubs with guy friends is okay but going to watch porn with guy friends is gay. Both get you horny together, but one you have to pay. April 3, 2025 8 Comments
Jerry Seinfeld never complained about his neighbor upstairs stomping their feet. April 3, 2025 3 Comments
If they want to get rid of “less-skilled” workers, instead of getting rid of DEI they should focus on getting rid of nepotism. April 3, 2025 6 Comments
Kinda weird how “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing. April 2, 2025 5 Comments
If you sing the alphabet in keyboard order (qwerty…) there are two extra notes at the end that no letters fill. April 2, 2025 7 Comments
Despite everything that has happened in 42 years, a 2025 Remake of War Games would probably have a similar plot. April 2, 2025 5 Comments
It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell). April 2, 2025 4 Comments
The best first wish to make when you find a genie is asking what the best other two wishes should be. April 2, 2025 5 Comments
Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles. April 2, 2025 3 Comments
Feels like people are saying things like ‘later later’ or ‘good good’ way more often lately… like one word just isn’t enough anymore. April 2, 2025 10 Comments