Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups… April 3, 2025 15 Comments
If people normally travel up a hill from North to South or South to North, then in order to travel up the Hill “Both ways at the same time”, Simply travel up the Hill East to West. April 3, 2025 5 Comments
The kids who got participation trophies in the 90s and 00s grew up into the adults who are obsessed with the idea that sports must be fair. April 3, 2025 2 Comments
For a song that constantly reminds you that “there’s no rules in rock ‘n’ roll”, Rock N Roll Rules got an awful lot to say about what you “gotta” do if you wanna be a rockstar. April 3, 2025 2 Comments
Going to strip clubs with guy friends is okay but going to watch porn with guy friends is gay. Both get you horny together, but one you have to pay. April 3, 2025 8 Comments
Jerry Seinfeld never complained about his neighbor upstairs stomping their feet. April 3, 2025 3 Comments
If they want to get rid of “less-skilled” workers, instead of getting rid of DEI they should focus on getting rid of nepotism. April 3, 2025 6 Comments
Kinda weird how “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing. April 2, 2025 5 Comments
If you sing the alphabet in keyboard order (qwerty…) there are two extra notes at the end that no letters fill. April 2, 2025 7 Comments