There are 60 minutes in an hour, but we never reach HH:60, where does that teeny last fraction of the hour go? July 8, 2025 13 Comments
The surest sign that you can’t trust someone is them telling you that you can trust them. July 8, 2025 21 Comments
People that are still lighting off large fireworks in residential areas past 11pm aren’t necessarily assholes. But they are definitely bad at resource management and showmanship. All of these lingering fireworks should have been included in a much bigger and earlier grand finale. July 8, 2025 2 Comments
Some day most combustion engine cars trips will have to plan out available refuel stops again. July 8, 2025 18 Comments
More people have likely shouted “Three!” while jumping from a high place than any other number. July 8, 2025 27 Comments
If birds suddenly decided it was fun to poop on humans, there wouldn’t be much we could do about it. July 8, 2025 No Comments
An alien invasion wouldn’t unite humanity; nations would be selling each other out at the first opportunity. July 8, 2025 69 Comments
A large percentage of websites that don’t have ads are websites for ad companies. July 8, 2025 6 Comments
The human condition is an effort to optimize your environment for maximum relaxation and enjoyment. July 8, 2025 12 Comments
There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package. May 6, 2025 2 Comments
The moment you remember you’re breathing, it stops being automatic—like your body says, ‘Oh, you’re in charge now? Go ahead. May 6, 2025 15 Comments