The ONLY time chewy bacon gets a little screwy is when it’s in a sammich and you bite into it and it slides the whole piece out. But chewy bacon has more taste, more flavor, and the texture is 🤌🏻. BURNT bacon (aka crunchy bacon) tastes like it came from the bottom of a fire pit. Acrid, mouth-dryin’, tooth-chippin’ BS. But I swear to GYAHT if you tell me my PERFECTLY cooked chewy rendered bacon is “raw” I might just slap you across the mouth with it, then eat it.