Clothes suck, being naked is awesome.

I dress for work, and maintain decency whenever my kids are around (I see enough of my friend’s dad’s in their tighty whites as a kid to ever do that to them) or my windows are open, but when I have the house to myself it’s all nakie all the time. I sleep naked, walk around naked, even cook naked as long as I’m not frying anything.

I don’t mind athletic fabrics as much because they don’t cling and pull across my skin like cotton does, but I always try to wear as little clothing as possible.