If prostitution is legal of course. Whether they would consent to that is questionable. I would guess that they would not because that’s a weird ask that’s not in their skill set.
I might be wrong but I think only legal restriction activates when sexual acts are being performed. Thus you can hire whomever you want to do whatever chores you need done clothed or unclothed even as long as you look but no touch.
Yes and no…You could pay an individual to assemble your furniture, but as “prostitution” is defined as “engaging in sexual activity for money”, you would not be engaged in prostitution.
You are not responsible for the legality of what someone else does unless you are involved in the illegal act.
If they agree to doing that type of task. Since it’s not in the job description, they might not, because it requires different types of responsabilities that they agreed to take as a sex worker. Just think, if you hired a sex worker to clean your house, I don’t think they would agree.
Reminds me of an old vaudeville joke. A man is walking down the street and passes a prostitute. She says, “Hey, handsome! I’ll do anything you desire for $200!” The man hands her $200 and says, “Paint my house.”
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Different type of screwing
Handyman might be cheaper and could potentially lead to free sex
Of course, but then they aren’t a prostitute. They’d just be hired help.
Yes.
Ask her?
That’d be cool honestly why not
Would probably be cheaper to hire someone at Home Depot.
If prostitution is legal of course. Whether they would consent to that is questionable. I would guess that they would not because that’s a weird ask that’s not in their skill set.
Yeah but your paying a premium so why
Is this a shitpost?
I might be wrong but I think only legal restriction activates when sexual acts are being performed. Thus you can hire whomever you want to do whatever chores you need done clothed or unclothed even as long as you look but no touch.
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That was a plot point of the Ricky Gervais show Afterlife
Prostitute: “for £50 I’ll do anything you want”
Ricky: “ok, clean my house”
Oh oh I’ve seen this one on a movie before
Yes and no…You could pay an individual to assemble your furniture, but as “prostitution” is defined as “engaging in sexual activity for money”, you would not be engaged in prostitution.
You are not responsible for the legality of what someone else does unless you are involved in the illegal act.
I feel like even if prostitution is illegal in your area that would be legal
Your not paying for sex, just hiring someone build furniture
download Task Rabbit
Whatever floats your boat buddy!
If they agree to doing that type of task. Since it’s not in the job description, they might not, because it requires different types of responsabilities that they agreed to take as a sex worker. Just think, if you hired a sex worker to clean your house, I don’t think they would agree.
That’s called task rabbit wtf
Most expensive assembled furniture ever.
You’d probably have to pay fetish rates for that 🤣
Just ask them to do it naked.
Try Task Rabbit.
You could try… Let us know how it goes
Forgot where I heard this, but an author hired a hooker just so he could read his first draft. After a half hour, she said, “Mister, I’d rather fuck.”
Just do taskrabbit
You could but I don’t know if they would be good at it and it would be expensive
That’s funny as hell, but smart.
Sure but be warned her skill set may not involve the construction of furniture.
This is the concept of “escort”.
You pay them to hang out with you for a few hours. Like a paid buddy. The fact they sleep with you is purely a coincidence.
This guy is a genius
We’re all prostitutes, we just sell different parts of ourselves.
Taskrabbit. Cheaper and with no vd’s.
Yes, but she doesn’t have to accept it
As long as you sit in the corner and masturbate while it’s going on.
I was going to start an onlyfans where I take acid and assemble ikea furniture.
Hypothetically? Yes. Should you? No. There are better ways. Try to find a day laborer.
Reminds me of an old vaudeville joke. A man is walking down the street and passes a prostitute. She says, “Hey, handsome! I’ll do anything you desire for $200!” The man hands her $200 and says, “Paint my house.”
I would look for one that specializes in BDSM if they are doing IKEA furniture.
>assembling my Ikea furniture
Is that what they’re calling it these days….
I think they are better at handling a different type of tools…
There is an app specifically for shit like this called taskrabbit