Could I hire a prostitute for the sole purpose of assembling my Ikea furniture?

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Assuming prostitution is legal where I live.

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  1. Forgetful8nine Avatar

    Different type of screwing

  2. FollowingJealous7490 Avatar

    Handyman might be cheaper and could potentially lead to free sex

  3. BiPentupTweakerBalls Avatar

    Of course, but then they aren’t a prostitute. They’d just be hired help.

  4. DefiantContext3742 Avatar

    That’d be cool honestly why not

  5. Blankboom Avatar

    Would probably be cheaper to hire someone at Home Depot.

  6. TZ840 Avatar

    If prostitution is legal of course. Whether they would consent to that is questionable. I would guess that they would not because that’s a weird ask that’s not in their skill set.

  7. The_Monsta_Wansta Avatar

    Yeah but your paying a premium so why

  8. A_Literal_Twink Avatar

    Is this a shitpost?

  9. Eisegetical Avatar

    I might be wrong but I think only legal restriction activates when sexual acts are being performed. Thus you can hire whomever you want to do whatever chores you need done clothed or unclothed even as long as you look but no touch.

  10. username6789321 Avatar

    That was a plot point of the Ricky Gervais show Afterlife

    Prostitute: “for £50 I’ll do anything you want”

    Ricky: “ok, clean my house”

  11. Mr-Plop Avatar

    Oh oh I’ve seen this one on a movie before

  12. rockerscott Avatar

    Yes and no…You could pay an individual to assemble your furniture, but as “prostitution” is defined as “engaging in sexual activity for money”, you would not be engaged in prostitution.

    You are not responsible for the legality of what someone else does unless you are involved in the illegal act.

  13. nobearpineapples Avatar

    I feel like even if prostitution is illegal in your area that would be legal

    Your not paying for sex, just hiring someone build furniture

  14. TlMEGH0ST Avatar

    download Task Rabbit

  15. Technical_Goose_8160 Avatar

    Whatever floats your boat buddy!

  16. TisBeTheFuk Avatar

    If they agree to doing that type of task. Since it’s not in the job description, they might not, because it requires different types of responsabilities that they agreed to take as a sex worker. Just think, if you hired a sex worker to clean your house, I don’t think they would agree.

  17. sweet_condition Avatar

    That’s called task rabbit wtf

  18. Poverty_welder Avatar

    Most expensive assembled furniture ever.

  19. pixiegurly Avatar

    You’d probably have to pay fetish rates for that 🤣

  20. user-unknown-404 Avatar

    Just ask them to do it naked.

  21. Poo_Poo_La_Foo Avatar

    Try Task Rabbit.

  22. bevan_collins Avatar

    You could try… Let us know how it goes

  23. tuff_gong Avatar

    Forgot where I heard this, but an author hired a hooker just so he could read his first draft. After a half hour, she said, “Mister, I’d rather fuck.”

  24. enolaholmes23 Avatar

    Just do taskrabbit

  25. AttentionRoyal2276 Avatar

    You could but I don’t know if they would be good at it and it would be expensive

  26. BatBeast_29 Avatar

    That’s funny as hell, but smart.

  27. hhfugrr3 Avatar

    Sure but be warned her skill set may not involve the construction of furniture.

  28. pargofan Avatar

    This is the concept of “escort”.

    You pay them to hang out with you for a few hours. Like a paid buddy. The fact they sleep with you is purely a coincidence.

  29. tyYdraniu Avatar

    This guy is a genius

  30. StormVulcan1979 Avatar

    We’re all prostitutes, we just sell different parts of ourselves.

  31. Vendevende Avatar

    Taskrabbit. Cheaper and with no vd’s.

  32. arthuraily Avatar

    Yes, but she doesn’t have to accept it

  33. gcubed Avatar

    As long as you sit in the corner and masturbate while it’s going on.

  34. vom-IT-coffin Avatar

    I was going to start an onlyfans where I take acid and assemble ikea furniture.

  35. Candycorn2014 Avatar

    Hypothetically? Yes. Should you? No. There are better ways. Try to find a day laborer.

  36. Reverend_Tommy Avatar

    Reminds me of an old vaudeville joke. A man is walking down the street and passes a prostitute. She says, “Hey, handsome! I’ll do anything you desire for $200!” The man hands her $200 and says, “Paint my house.”

  37. YesIamALizard Avatar

    I would look for one that specializes in BDSM if they are doing IKEA furniture.

  38. Embe007 Avatar

    >assembling my Ikea furniture

    Is that what they’re calling it these days….

  39. PaleoShark99 Avatar

    I think they are better at handling a different type of tools…

  40. atom138 Avatar

    There is an app specifically for shit like this called taskrabbit