Could you make an inflatable sex doll float by filling it with helium?

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I have never owned a sex doll, but I thought it might be hilarious as a prank to substitute balloons for sex dolls at a friends birthday/bachelor party.

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  1. click79 Avatar

    Probably and this is a great idea

  2. NSCButNotThatNSC Avatar

    If they don’t float, tie some regular helium balloons to their hand, and they’ll stand up.

  3. jacojerb Avatar

    It depends on the weight of the sex doll, and it’s volume, but probably?

    Also, please stop using helium for this. Helium is a limited resource. We can’t make more helium. If you let it all float up into space, we can’t recover it. It’s got some really useful, practical uses. It’ll run out some day, if we keep using it for balloons.

    I know it’s not a big deal, just a personal pet peeve of mine.

    Edit: to be clear, this isn’t a short term concern, but over hundreds of years… Idk. It really just feels wasteful, sending helium to space for no reason.

  4. Infrenis_Sanchez Avatar

    I know they did, on 21 May, 2011…

  5. Bingo_Swaggins Avatar

    It depends on how many loads has inside

  6. mayfeelthis Avatar

    You can probably find helium balloons in obscene sex party themes.

    I use helium for my kid’s bdays, the material of the balloon matters and will determine how long it lasts. And some materials are too heavy for the helium – so I’d imagine blowup plastic maybe heavy or depends on the size so there’s enough helium in it (I don’t have a doll but assume it’s like kids blow up arm-rings/pools plastic).

  7. Noob9k Avatar

    Found a video of people doing exactly that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

  8. Jurtaani Avatar

    I’m gonna say probably not. Simply because the material used for them is stronger and heavier than what you would typically use for a helium balloon.

  9. FriendlyDrummers Avatar

    That sounds hilarious, just know that helium is expensive. It’s one thing to use it on light plastic, but I imagine a sex doll will need way more air to float and offset the weight

  10. Freetimeslc Avatar

    There’s going to report’s on the UFO/UAP subreddit’s of something flying around people’s homes in the very near future.

  11. DoctorErtan Avatar

    Theres a video like that

  12. throw1away9932s Avatar

    An average helium balloon has 14g of lift. A blow up doll weighs about 270g. 

    You would need the equivalent of 20 Helium balloons to lift that doll. 

    Looking up the average volume of a sex doll I get 5-10L 

    The average volume of a 12” balloon is 15L 

    If my 3am math is correct: no. 

    Every part of me wants you to try though. 

    I think the issue is that the dolls are made of welded vinyl where as balloons are made of latex. The weight difference in materials creates the wrong weight to volume ratio

  13. HaroerHaktak Avatar

    Probably but it would be expensive..

  14. Enough-Parking164 Avatar

    Then even the sex doll flees from you. Making it more lifelike.