Got to be a pirate. I’m not great on horseback and too clumsy to be a samurai.
Plus, I’d look alright with an eye patch, can grow a good beard, and if pirates of the Caribbean are anything to go by, I can rock eyeliner. Went to an 80s fancy dress party, wore eyeliner, and it made my wife feral, so everyone’s a winner. After a spot of pillaging , I can look forward to my wife being keen to see me.
Pirate, if I can choose space pirate. I’ve read enough about actual pirates to know it’s basically either death by illness or death by drowning or death by execution.
Cowboys, from what I understand (and despite how they’re portrayed as ranch hands and cattle wranglers in pop culture), were mostly cattle and horse thieves. So like the same thing, with less likelihood of drowning but greater chance of getting shot in the belly and slowly dying in a dusty gulch somewhere, like that one dude in Unforgiven.
Well, I friggin hate horses, pirates smell like ass, and samurai often committed suicide just to prove their loyalty. Can I just kill myself instead of choosing?
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A pirate because I prefer beign on the sea
Cowboy like my great great grandpa.
Honestly samurai would probably be the best all around gig. A lot of them didn’t fight it was more like a nobility title.
Cowboy, because I practically am one already. I own cows.
Got to be a pirate. I’m not great on horseback and too clumsy to be a samurai.
Plus, I’d look alright with an eye patch, can grow a good beard, and if pirates of the Caribbean are anything to go by, I can rock eyeliner. Went to an 80s fancy dress party, wore eyeliner, and it made my wife feral, so everyone’s a winner. After a spot of pillaging , I can look forward to my wife being keen to see me.
Pirate, if I can choose space pirate. I’ve read enough about actual pirates to know it’s basically either death by illness or death by drowning or death by execution.
Cowboys, from what I understand (and despite how they’re portrayed as ranch hands and cattle wranglers in pop culture), were mostly cattle and horse thieves. So like the same thing, with less likelihood of drowning but greater chance of getting shot in the belly and slowly dying in a dusty gulch somewhere, like that one dude in Unforgiven.
Samurais just seem like authoritarian dickbags.
I’ve played enough Sea of Thieves to qualify as a pirate.
Cowboy. Seems to be the most quiet and peaceful life.
Pirate
Well, I friggin hate horses, pirates smell like ass, and samurai often committed suicide just to prove their loyalty. Can I just kill myself instead of choosing?
Cowboy- I don’t think I would be comfortable killing people.
I pick Pirate Yakuza
Samurai, 100%. Inner peace, discipline, and a sword that slices through haters? Say less.
Samurai. These three are not the same things at all tho.