Credit, Cancer & Chaos – if you can read it with no smile we’re similar

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So yeah—turns out dying young has its perks.
I’m 18. I’ve had cancer for two years now. Did the chemo, lost a leg, rang the stupid fucking bell they give you when you’re “clear.” Thought I made it.
Plot twist: I didn’t.

Treatment’s not working anymore. Got weeks, maybe a couple of months. No dramatic music, no violins. Just a quiet, dull countdown clock ticking louder every day.

I don’t own a house. My car’s not mine. I’ve got maybe £2k in my account.
So I said fuck it.

I took out a credit card. £6.5k limit. 0% APR for 20 months.
Longer than I’ll be alive.
The bank approved it, bless their clueless little algorithms.

Now I’m living like a rockstar on borrowed time.
New clothes. Expensive steak. Whiskey that doesn’t come in a plastic bottle.
Sex toys. Silk sheets.
I even booked a hotel suite just to fuck someone I barely know against the window with the city lights behind her.
Because I can.
Because why the fuck not?

I’m not here for moral lectures. You wanna cry about your precious credit system?
Go ahead.
At least you get to live.
I’m just burning what I’ve got left—and doing it in style.

And when I’m gone? That debt dies with me.
The bank can go fuck itself.
They gave a terminally ill one-legged girl a credit card—maybe don’t base your economy on vibes.

I won’t leave behind a legacy. No house, no savings, no fucking grand message.
Just a trail of receipts, lipstick stains, and maybe one or two broken hearts.

Death is coming.
But at least I’m making her wait while I finish my wine.

Comments

  1. attimhsa Avatar

    What’s your name? I’ll remember you ❤️‍🩹🫂

  2. National_Celery9441 Avatar

    Fuck yeah, you shouldn’t feel guilty about any of it.

  3. Comfortable-Topic313 Avatar

    You are my fucking hero!

    Go out with a bang!

  4. sunraoni Avatar

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light. You’re fucking punk rock.

  5. ifkrc Avatar

    Enjoy bro. I did smth similar to this. I’m so happy.dont even think for a second. If you can borrow. Borrow more.

  6. we_are_nowhere Avatar

    OPs posts are essentially all porn and they posted it all at once. And the photos show a woman with two legs. And the post titles are nothing like an 18 yr old girl would write. “I’m glad I’m legal?” lol.

    This post is bait to draw traffic to the profile.

  7. eyebrowsereddit247 Avatar

    Funny how you copied another persons story, maybe don’t lie about cancer hm?

  8. TheGreatNemoNobody Avatar

    If you like sex toys, i recommend the Tenga brand. I’ve heard good stuff about it

  9. nage_ Avatar

    sounds badass. have fun

  10. GroovyGuru62 Avatar

    You rock girl! Go out all guns blazing.

  11. Hawkerdriver1 Avatar

    A wonderful writing style!!!! FWIW, keep writing because, not only will it be cathartic, it will be providing a legacy long after you’re gone. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  12. SuperbSpiderFace Avatar

    Do mushrooms, live life and be happy for what remains lol.

    I’m sorry and wish you peace in whatever awaits us in the next life.