Croissants aren’t that good. They’re just greasy air.

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They’re flaky, messy, and weirdly hyped. Take away the French branding and the cafe aesthetic and what you’re left with is a hollow, buttery puff. If croissants came in a plastic wrapper from a gas station, no one would be calling them “elegant”. We’ve all just agreed to pretend they’re special because they look good next to a latte.

Edit: Unpopular Opinion.

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  2. Devilcorn123 Avatar

    They taste good, got a problem? If you don’t want croissant go get a burger.

  3. aBeverage0fSorts Avatar

    Just for the Dunkin fans here; lmao whether you get a buttered croissant or a croissant sandwich; Dunkin’s croissant without ANYTHING on it; has more calories than a McChicken (including the mayo). Have a nice day

  4. Uhhyt231 Avatar

    Do people call them elegant?

  5. e4smotheredmate Avatar

    The way you say it makes it sound delicious to me.

  6. tryingnottoshit Avatar

    I hate your opinion. Upvote from me! They’re so fucking delicious.

  7. TheKappp Avatar

    I LOLd at greasy air. This whole thing made me laugh, which is good bc I was just crying, so thank you, you croissant-hating mf-er 😂

  8. DesertGeist- Avatar

    If the croissants you had taste like greasy air then you had terrible croissants

  9. Ok_Cry_7504 Avatar

    You guys haven’t eaten a proper croissant

  10. Feral_doves Avatar

    A ‘hollow buttery puff’ sounds awesome though. I agree that they’re overhyped and the way they’re marketed in North America is kinda weird but they are objectively tasty imo. I’d gladly eat a gas station croissant from a plastic wrapper, I don’t give a shit, I just love bread.

  11. piss-jugman Avatar

    Go to a proper bakery, eat their croissant and see if you feel differently. They’re crispy, buttery, flaky, slightly sweet deliciousness when executed properly.

  12. Striking-Kiwi-417 Avatar

    Damn I’ve never felt so involuntarily violent in my life

  13. Thistime232 Avatar

    You say hollow buttery puff like its a bad thing.

  14. Acornriot Avatar

    You’ve been eating bad croissants of you think they’re greasy

  15. Grouchy-Display-457 Avatar

    No French pastry shops in your area? Sounds like you’ve eaten fauxsants.

  16. Trino15 Avatar

    Tell me you’ve never had a real croissant without telling me you’ve never had a real croissant

  17. TheLilDritten Avatar

    I agree except for a good, freshly baked croissant. Those are delicious. Nothing beats a good cornetto con crema

  18. NoNoNeverNoNo Avatar

    Only if you eat a greasy croissant. Otherwise they are delicious.

  19. CynfullyDelicious Avatar

    Croissants are Food of the Goddesses…. I’m just sorry you haven’t had one that was properly made.

  20. catbootied Avatar

    Can’t you say this about pretty much any bread? All food is “just ____” if you don’t like it yourself. I’ve never seen people talking up croissants besides the fact that they personally love eating one.

  21. MinFootspace Avatar

    BLah, blah, blah, I don’t like croissants so my opinion is that everyone fakes it. Doesn’t even deserve a vote in any direction.

  22. CheddarGlob Avatar

    Definitely unpopular. A well made croissant fucks

  23. chang_zhe_ Avatar

    Totally agree. Every croissant I’ve ever had has left me underwhelmed. 🤷‍♂️

  24. itmeMEEPMEEP Avatar

    OP has certainly never had croissant…. probably only has had Costco or Walmart croissant themed bread

  25. Blasberry80 Avatar

    Some are shitty, some are really good. A lot of people just make them poorly or they are left out and get stale.

  26. Ok_Net4562 Avatar

    Greasier than what?

  27. Whutstht Avatar

    How can it be greasy and flaky? 

  28. LadybugGirltheFirst Avatar

    I’ve never had a greasy croissant. Do yourself a favor and, either go to France, or go to an authentic French bakery.

  29. hypermillcat Avatar

    I don’t agree, but this is truly and unpopular opinion and this whole post is hilarious so take my upvote.

  30. Positron311 Avatar

    May your socks always be wet and the shower a little too cold no matter how hot you turn it up.

  31. Altilongitude Avatar

    >If croissants came in a plastic wrapper from a gas station, no one would be calling them “elegant”. 

    Those exist btw.

  32. Final_Dance_4593 Avatar

    Greasy air? What kind of croissants have you been eating?

  33. ghidfg Avatar

    you just have to warm them in a toaster oven.

  34. lucky375 Avatar

    gif

    This guy would like to have a word.

  35. frazzledglispa Avatar

    Hollow buttery puff – you say this as if it’s a bad thing.

  36. Mister-Miyagi- Avatar

    >If croissants came in a plastic wrapper from a gas station, no one would be calling them “elegant”

    You can say this about literally every single food ever made. Fair on the unpopular opinion, more power to you, but that’s just a pretty dumb point to make. I also think you’re massively exaggerating their “elegant” reputation. Most people I know just think they’re tasty, not particularly refined anymore than any other pastry.

  37. StaggerLee509 Avatar

    UR MOMS A HOLLOW BUTTERY PUFF

  38. National_Cheetah_591 Avatar

    I came.here to roast this person. Then, honestly surprised, I realized it IS an unpopular opinion.

    OP, you really should try a REAL croissant. By no means a delicacy, it is obvious by the SHEER AMOUNT OF COUNTRIES AND BAKERIES croissants are present that they’re pretty good. ESPECIALLY WELL MADE

  39. 8Ajizu8 Avatar

    Wow this is a really bad opinion

  40. pinniped90 Avatar

    My guy needs a proper boulangerie in his life.

  41. readdeadtookmywife Avatar

    I love this unpopular opinion. I don’t agree but I get it.

  42. jambr380 Avatar

    I’ve thought of making this post on this sub before. I’ve had enough croissants in my life – good quality and bad – to know they are the worse kind of bread product.

    Any kind of croissant – even fruit filled or whatever – is always disappointing. And I hate how messy they are.

  43. Brandywine2459 Avatar

    Total agreement- lots of calories for not much return.

  44. Early_Reindeer4319 Avatar

    You and the guy complaining about crunchy bread earlier couldn’t be more opposite.

  45. CrossXFir3 Avatar

    Shitty croissants suck, but properly good ones are outstanding