“So I’ll book a ticket on “Delta Airlines” and I’ll show up at the airport and I’ll go, “Can I get on the plane now, please?”
And they go, “No. It’s delayed nine sixteen hours.”
And I go, “Okaaay!””
Currently waiting out a 16 hour delay, AMA
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Where you going and what do you have planned?
Do you get some kind of payout for the delay? And I hope your airport has good food.
I mean…You could have them rebook you on another flight…Why aren’t you?
https://www.delta.com/us/en/legal/contract-of-carriage-dgr/
Hi Mr Mulaney! How’s that rehab going?
Were you on vacation?
Have you tried crochet?
What are your favorite TV shows?
I am glad that you do physics. What is your area of research?
I saw you play stardew valley. Who was your first choice to marry?
If you could travel anywhere where would you go?Â
So you think my homemade concrete birdbaths will sell well this summer?
Hardest thing you’ve ever done in your life
Did they give you any meal vouchers for the Wolfgang Puck Express?
what’s your take on the aliens? do they exist? think we’ll ever find proof? and would you prefer green or blue aliens
Are you still waiting at the airport? If so get some Starbucks ^ and more cheezits
your username is making me chuckle
What city are you going to? Are you still at the airport?
Have they given you your new mailing address yet?
A lot of times those flights get cancelled when it’s all said and done