Currently waiting out a 16 hour delay, AMA

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“So I’ll book a ticket on “Delta Airlines” and I’ll show up at the airport and I’ll go, “Can I get on the plane now, please?”
And they go, “No. It’s delayed nine sixteen hours.”
And I go, “Okaaay!””

Comments

  1. JBelfortMadoff Avatar

    Where you going and what do you have planned?

  2. JesterTTT Avatar

    Do you get some kind of payout for the delay? And I hope your airport has good food.

  3. Jay_LV Avatar

    I mean…You could have them rebook you on another flight…Why aren’t you?

    https://www.delta.com/us/en/legal/contract-of-carriage-dgr/

  4. Thr33pw00d83 Avatar

    Hi Mr Mulaney! How’s that rehab going?

  5. JamesHowlettReborn Avatar

    Were you on vacation?

  6. majormajor42 Avatar

    Have you tried crochet?

  7. cronfile Avatar

    What are your favorite TV shows?

  8. rainman_1986 Avatar

    I am glad that you do physics. What is your area of research?

  9. amaturecook24 Avatar

    I saw you play stardew valley. Who was your first choice to marry?

  10. Little-Rose-Seed Avatar

    If you could travel anywhere where would you go? 

  11. Educational_Wish675 Avatar

    So you think my homemade concrete birdbaths will sell well this summer?

  12. EternalBeing741 Avatar

    Hardest thing you’ve ever done in your life

  13. dngrgates Avatar

    Did they give you any meal vouchers for the Wolfgang Puck Express?

  14. bllobblong Avatar

    what’s your take on the aliens? do they exist? think we’ll ever find proof? and would you prefer green or blue aliens

  15. Lillyselling_alt Avatar

    Are you still waiting at the airport? If so get some Starbucks ^ and more cheezits

  16. turtledragon05 Avatar

    your username is making me chuckle

  17. thechadc94 Avatar

    What city are you going to? Are you still at the airport?

  18. 818488899414 Avatar

    Have they given you your new mailing address yet?

  19. i_fliu Avatar

    A lot of times those flights get cancelled when it’s all said and done