DAE have a sleep drone that sabotages you every morning?

When my alarm goes off, my sleep drone gets activated. I am so tired, hardly conscious, I have ZERO logical thoughts. I’ll snooze my alarm and forget I have things to do in the morning, even though I have a structured every day routine. I don’t know how to make myself remember things in the morning when reality hasn’t hit me yet. Once I actually wake up and accept my fate, I get a hot rush of adrenaline, say “oh f*ck” almost every morning, and EJECT myself out of bed. Before I sleep at night, I think about what I gotta do the next day and if my sleep drone is gonna screw me up.

I’m not a particularly heavy sleeper, I just love to sleep and my body and subconscious get greedy. I downloaded this alarm app where it will keep going off real loud if I don’t do this mini game kinda “mission” thing, and MY SLEEP DRONE WILL DO IT FOR ME. It’s actually crazy now that I’m saying this out loud. I’m in a trance.

I’ve even concocted delusions about being off of work somehow, because I thought I had called off or made up some excuse. Drone tries infiltrating my reality.

I don’t know how to remember things like needing to get gas in the morning or wanting to shower before work instead of after. I’ll sleep into the very last minute I need to start my day, even when I set multiple alarms (early enough to account for the drone possession) to get up earlier in hopes of a comfortable morning.

I think it’s been conditioning me or something, all honesty. I need to assert my dominance.

Does anyone relate or is my drone too powerful?