DAE sit down to pee and it shoots under the seat onto the floor sometimes?

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I seriously can’t understand why this happens to me, I’ll be sitting the same way I always do and only sometimes this’ll just happen out of nowhere.

It’s so annoying too because I’ve even had it get on my pulled down pants before I’m able to realize in time to stop

Comments

  1. SuspiciousSeaweed757 Avatar

    not frequently but definitely has happened to me before💀

  2. VelvetMalone Avatar

    Never in my life has this happened

  3. No-Highlight2203 Avatar

    You’re leaning too far back lol 

  4. Affectionate_Hornet7 Avatar

    Yes. I’m a grower and it’s not long enough to hang.

  5. HawkNeither Avatar

    I cannot confirm nor deny…

  6. Bird_Herder Avatar

    No, but occasionally the pee decides to defy gravity (surface tension? capillary action?) and travel along the underside of my thigh for a bit before dropping down into the bowl.

  7. Crow-1111 Avatar

    I haven’t had this happen since I was a small child. My penis is too big for this to happen now.

  8. snarkymlarky Avatar

    I’m a woman so no, but this has happened to my toddler

  9. recovery_pig Avatar

    yes, ima big body short flaccid dick guy so i usually have to keep a hand down there aiming my junk south

  10. BCdelivery Avatar

    Hydrodynamics and Physics are involved here. We could all use some remedial math classes at this point.

  11. TheBigPhysique Avatar

    Unfortunately yes and it absolutely sucks.

  12. NibblesnBubbles Avatar

    As a person taking care of elderly, if I push down on their belly will that stop it?

  13. Intelligent_Donut605 Avatar

    It’s happend before, now i always lean foreward against my knees and/or hold it downwards

  14. wiskinator Avatar

    Yes! First time this happened to me I thought the fucking toilet was broken.

    This is one of the most annoying aspects of growing not showing.

  15. OkCucumber1039 Avatar

    This happened to me in middle school and i accidentally peed on my skinny jeans

  16. embennett69 Avatar

    Remember to lean forward a bit homie, you’ll be all good

  17. mr_lab_rat Avatar

    Do you guys have antigravity fields in your bathrooms? I don’t understand how this can happen.

  18. No_Salad_8766 Avatar

    Not once…I wonder if the shape of the toilet has anything to do with it though? Like round toilets are shorter distance in front of you than an oval one, so less distance for it to go before it hits the seat area.

  19. The_Yogurtcloset Avatar

    As a woman I was extremely confused and concerned for a second

  20. MelancholyBean Avatar

    I experience incontinence during menstruation. Also there will be times I would need to pee and can hold it but when I sit down to pee it’s splash-town.

  21. Davemblover69 Avatar

    My house the toilet is the long kind, so it happens. Think that’s why. I’ll eventually change it

  22. Abeyita Avatar

    Yes, I hate when that happens.

    And I work with old people, they have it happen to. At least with the men you can direct where the stream goes to by pushing the penis down. With women it’s just hoping for the best.

  23. jamminontha1 Avatar

    Yes, (F) but usually from wearing underwear or pants hat’s too tight

  24. 16thfkinban Avatar

    Yep. Growers not show-ers unite! 😂

  25. Altruistic-Slide-512 Avatar

    Sorry, that hasn’t been a problem. My problem is that the tip always gets wet from the water in the bowl! Ha.. kidding..but seriously, my husband has the issue you describe from time to time ..

  26. unbelizeable1 Avatar

    Nope. But I’ve had my fair share of Witch’s Kisses unfortunately. Top 5 gross af things that can randomly happen to you lol

  27. BigBoobsWithAZee Avatar

    Sometimes I’ll pee on my sack a bit if I don’t realize my wiener is stuck to it.

  28. NecessaryWeather4275 Avatar

    Yes, it was the middle of the night. I was trying to hurry. I used too much force. I had to change clothes because I hit my panties through the space between the seat and lid.

  29. Difficult_Sweet_8645 Avatar

    I’m not trying to be mean, but when you have a teenis, you have to check the angle when you are sitting on the can. That shit happened to me at a hotel once because the toilet was different from the one I have at home. I was puzzled, but then I connected the dots.😕

  30. Mundane_Chipmunk5735 Avatar

    It happens to my husband and my boys. My husband holds his hand just above, helping point it down a little

  31. gomsim Avatar

    I alway push my dick down a little. That’s mostly so it won’t touch the porcelain, but it should work for you too.

  32. Lone_StreetCone Avatar

    I’ve done this back when I was a teenager, I learned that you have to manually aim your dick down first

  33. That-Water-Guy Avatar

    Only if you have a little dick.

  34. rrhunt28 Avatar

    Yes it has happened. I think it is more common on a round toilet. I don’t remember it ever happening back when I used an elongated toilet.

  35. averagemaleuser86 Avatar

    That’s why you gotta push your lil fireman down while you do it

  36. bnastyindapaint Avatar

    Make sure your pee pee isnt stuck to your thigh before you open the gate

  37. spazzie416 Avatar

    I tell this to the 2-year-olds I’m potty training, I didn’t know I would need to say this to a full grown adult also, but

    Push your penis down when you pee

    That seems…. obvious.

  38. OnlyDreamzNow Avatar

    Unexpected boner.

  39. _FreddieLovesDelilah Avatar

    Are you short or tall?

  40. BruinsFan0877 Avatar

    It’s the randomness of it that is so annoying. I gave up and just stand up to pee to decrease the frequency of this unfortunate event.