I seriously can’t understand why this happens to me, I’ll be sitting the same way I always do and only sometimes this’ll just happen out of nowhere.
It’s so annoying too because I’ve even had it get on my pulled down pants before I’m able to realize in time to stop
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not frequently but definitely has happened to me before💀
Never in my life has this happened
You’re leaning too far back lolÂ
Yes. I’m a grower and it’s not long enough to hang.
I cannot confirm nor deny…
No, but occasionally the pee decides to defy gravity (surface tension? capillary action?) and travel along the underside of my thigh for a bit before dropping down into the bowl.
I haven’t had this happen since I was a small child. My penis is too big for this to happen now.
I’m a woman so no, but this has happened to my toddler
yes, ima big body short flaccid dick guy so i usually have to keep a hand down there aiming my junk south
Hydrodynamics and Physics are involved here. We could all use some remedial math classes at this point.
Unfortunately yes and it absolutely sucks.
As a person taking care of elderly, if I push down on their belly will that stop it?
It’s happend before, now i always lean foreward against my knees and/or hold it downwards
Yes! First time this happened to me I thought the fucking toilet was broken.
This is one of the most annoying aspects of growing not showing.
This happened to me in middle school and i accidentally peed on my skinny jeans
Remember to lean forward a bit homie, you’ll be all good
Do you guys have antigravity fields in your bathrooms? I don’t understand how this can happen.
Not once…I wonder if the shape of the toilet has anything to do with it though? Like round toilets are shorter distance in front of you than an oval one, so less distance for it to go before it hits the seat area.
As a woman I was extremely confused and concerned for a second
I experience incontinence during menstruation. Also there will be times I would need to pee and can hold it but when I sit down to pee it’s splash-town.
My house the toilet is the long kind, so it happens. Think that’s why. I’ll eventually change it
Yes, I hate when that happens.
And I work with old people, they have it happen to. At least with the men you can direct where the stream goes to by pushing the penis down. With women it’s just hoping for the best.
Yes, (F) but usually from wearing underwear or pants hat’s too tight
Yep. Growers not show-ers unite! 😂
Sorry, that hasn’t been a problem. My problem is that the tip always gets wet from the water in the bowl! Ha.. kidding..but seriously, my husband has the issue you describe from time to time ..
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Nope. But I’ve had my fair share of Witch’s Kisses unfortunately. Top 5 gross af things that can randomly happen to you lol
Sometimes I’ll pee on my sack a bit if I don’t realize my wiener is stuck to it.
Yes, it was the middle of the night. I was trying to hurry. I used too much force. I had to change clothes because I hit my panties through the space between the seat and lid.
I’m not trying to be mean, but when you have a teenis, you have to check the angle when you are sitting on the can. That shit happened to me at a hotel once because the toilet was different from the one I have at home. I was puzzled, but then I connected the dots.😕
It happens to my husband and my boys. My husband holds his hand just above, helping point it down a little
I alway push my dick down a little. That’s mostly so it won’t touch the porcelain, but it should work for you too.
I’ve done this back when I was a teenager, I learned that you have to manually aim your dick down first
Only if you have a little dick.
Yes it has happened. I think it is more common on a round toilet. I don’t remember it ever happening back when I used an elongated toilet.
That’s why you gotta push your lil fireman down while you do it
Make sure your pee pee isnt stuck to your thigh before you open the gate
I tell this to the 2-year-olds I’m potty training, I didn’t know I would need to say this to a full grown adult also, but
Push your penis down when you pee
That seems…. obvious.
Unexpected boner.
Are you short or tall?
It’s the randomness of it that is so annoying. I gave up and just stand up to pee to decrease the frequency of this unfortunate event.