DAE sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to rub one off and/or shower so you can get back to sleep effectively?

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Sometimes the urge hits me at 3am, I’ve learned to accept it and do what needs to be done. Thankfully after it’s over, I usually take a nice cool shower, then I can jump back into bed and be out in less than 10 minutes

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  1. Nadsworth Avatar

    I’ve never done either of these things, and I’ve been around for a while.

  2. ValuableKind8525 Avatar

    I feel like I do this more than I am even aware of

  3. Palanki96 Avatar

    Only if i really can’t fall asleep, therevis probably some chemical explanation why it makes me so sleepy

    Even weirder that’s a relatively new thing, only started few months ago. Maybe i’m just getting old

  4. ExplorerImpossible66 Avatar

    My understanding was this is fairly typical.

  5. Abigail_Normal Avatar

    Masturbating to fall asleep is pretty normal. I’ve never heard of the showering part, though. That would just wake me up

  6. MajesticBlackberry65 Avatar

    I barely feel the urge to rub one out, when i do it’s mostly just to get some sleep. Have I taken a shower at 3am before yes I was probably on drugs 😅 it happens

  7. Pobueo Avatar

    I’ve definitely had impending jerk off sentations in the middle of the night before – feeling horny and hard af and sometimes it did lead up to a half awake quickie but taking a shower is wild lol I feel like I would wake everyone up considering I never shower without Becky G’s anthem “Shower” at max volume or at least 75% if dad has a headache.

    I’m dancing in the mirror And singing in the shower La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da Singing in the shower

  8. CAPTAINSAVEABRO88 Avatar

    Gotta have that post nut clarity at all times.

  9. Nirvanablue92 Avatar

    There’s actually some historical information that supports early humans slept in large huts communally. They would fall asleep when the sun set and then the adults would wake up around 3am when the energy was most still and fornicate discreetly and then go back to sleep. This also support a biphasic sleep pattern for some individuals.

  10. Paul-D318 Avatar

    Lately the urge to rub one out happens to me before I go to bed, and I don’t mind because I know I’ll sleep like a baby afterwards.

    In fact, I think I’ll rub one out now. 😉

  11. Responsible_Ad_7995 Avatar

    Yeah, minus the cold shower.

  12. zay_bored Avatar

    I’m not judging but waking up out of your sleep just to fap yourself back to sleep is redundant to me especially since I only sleep like 4-5 hours anyway

  13. Zenn71 Avatar

    Not so much the shower part but, the other frequently. And then back off to dreamland I go. 🙂

  14. SettingMysterious779 Avatar

    I used to but lately it’s been out of sight and out of mind.

  15. sam_the_guy_with_bpd Avatar

    I have Narcolepsy, so I wake up 4 hours after I go to sleep to take my second dose of Oxybate, which is GHB. It’s a bizarre life taking amphetamine all day and GHB all night. But the GHB does make me aroused more frequently, mixed with the amphetamines and yeah man, yeah you’re not the only one.

  16. Fair-Chemist187 Avatar

    I don’t live alone so this isn’t really something I can comfortably doing without waking up my dad whose bedroom doesn’t even have a door btw. But I wouldn’t find it that weird tbh.

  17. Mclarenrob2 Avatar

    If I can’t get back to sleep it usually works

  18. Biteityouskum Avatar

    Morning, noon and night

  19. EmperrorNombrero Avatar

    No. I’m usually just awake till 3am or later.

    Like rn 03:49 where I am

  20. RedSonGamble Avatar

    If you replace the shower part with eating then yeah. Is it healthy probably not but if it works it works