I inadvertently clicked on some reddit profiles and can’t unsee some things.
Some folks wear butt plugs all day it seems… at the grocery store, gym, office.
When they fart does it still let sound out through a super small orifice or does the thing just shoot out?
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No, it plugs up your ass until you become so bloated, the plug gets launched out like a missile 🤣
Lmao omg this had me dying.
Great question. What would you call a plug fart? A plart?
Alright, who’s gonna take one for the team?
I’m sorry, but I never knew I needed the answer to this question. Commenting to share your curiosity, and hopefully have the question answered.
Butt plug user here: they do not
In my country we call theese champagne supernova
You’ve inspired a new product that combines butt plugs and harmonicas. Or maybe duck calls. Kazoos?
You’ve inspired a new product that combines butt plugs and harmonicas. Or maybe duck calls. Kazoos?
It’s possible to fart around a butt plug but you have to be simultaneously holding in the plug while the fart is being forced out. It’s very hard to do and takes a lot of practice controlling your muscles. It’s a little louder cause it’s bouncing off an object and being forced out. I don’t know how people wear them all day.
Is there a market opening for a butt plug with a vent?
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Wonder if there is a market for vented butt plugs that make whimsical sounds when there is a fart?
Wouldn’t be much of a plug if they did.
Don’t know but(t) don’t stand behind lest you be stuck by a high velocity flying projectile .
There is a really, really horrible joke. A farmer has a cow with horrible diarrhea and can’t figure out how to make it stop, so they call the top scientists in the area, and three respond. One suggests a diaper, but the other two dismiss the idea as preposterous. The second suggests using the results as fertilizer, but the third points out that this does not resolve the problem. The third comes up with the solution, and they all agree, a large plug.
This solution works for a while until the cow begins to expand from all the compacted feces. The three scientists decide that the best solution would be to train a monkey to go in and retrieve the plug so as to avoid human injury.
Later, at the hospital, the doctors ask the scientists what they remember of what happened. The first scientist describes the horrible, unbearable smell. The second scientist recalls the feeling of being drenched in thousands of pounds of cow diarrhea. When the doctor gets to the third scientist, they say, “All I remember is the poor monkey trying to put the plug back in!”
They go woo woo!
I don’t know, but I’m laughing my ass off at the balloon screech idea.
I hope to hell you can clinch your booty hole different ways and play a song.
Sounds like a modified Honda Civic.
With a 3d printer I could design an ocarina buttplug then you can play a little tune with every fart
That’s how you can poke an eye out.
BUTTWATER
Assuming you used lube, it would sound like a wet fart, because it is. Don’t know about people who would wear them for really long periods of time.
Have you seen missles launch?
Anything can be a butt kazoo if you’re ambitious.
Butt plugs have barbs in them that will keep them in place when farting.
Lmfao what a goddamn post title
This is my new favorite question
It shoots them across the room.. Be careful out there you can put an eye out with that thing.
They don’t, and when they do it’s LOUD.