Do you pee in the shower

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My girlfriend doesn’t like it when I pee in the shower before we both take one together just wanted to see what other peoples opinions are on this

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  1. FamousSatisfaction68 Avatar

    Are you here to ask for advice on something ?

  2. trey74 Avatar

    Yes, and it turns out it saves MILLIONS of gallons of water a year due to people peeing in the shower.

  3. Popular-Client4297 Avatar

    shower after her then if she doesn’t like it ? don’t do it when you’re showering together🤷‍♀️

  4. Rich-Corgi-553 Avatar

    I pee in the shower and I’m a girl, but pissing while showering together could just kill the mood for her you know. It’s better to just go in the toilet before y’all shower and do it when you’re alone even though I don’t need to pee until the water hits me just do it for her.

  5. Old-Scratch666 Avatar

    My advice to you, only pee in the shower if you are alone. And, as a courtesy, maybe don’t do it if she’s gonna get in the shower with you.

  6. weirdgroovynerd Avatar

    Every man knows you’re not supposed to pee in the shower!

    (when your girlfriend is there)

  7. JensElectricWood Avatar

    You’re peeing in the shower BEFORE the shower?

  8. GuiltyCaptainn Avatar

    I would let my husband pee on me. So we are not the same lol

  9. _bitemeyoudamnmoose Avatar

    I think even if you do, it’s pretty rude to do it specifically BEFORE you shower together. Like do it privately sure, but don’t subject her to standing in your piss…

  10. jakejake2004 Avatar

    me and my bf pee in the shower we just take turns standing near the drain lol

  11. jivecoolie Avatar

    Whenever possible

  12. love_salubrious Avatar

    I used to when I was younger, I was told it kills bacteria that causes athletes foot, regardless I don’t anymore and I also think that was found to be untrue 🙄🤣

  13. APartyInMyPants Avatar

    There are two types of people in the world.

    Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie about peeing in the shower.

    Sure, if I’m taking a shower with my wife, I’m not going to pee in the shower. But if I’m in there alone, you’re damn right I’m trying to write my entire name on the wall before I rinse it off.

  14. TrickFail4505 Avatar

    I pee in the shower but I HATE IT when my boyfriend pees in the shower when we’re in there together because he’s always dehydrated and with the heat and everything it just reeks of piss for like 2 mins afterwards

  15. PotatoesAndSquirt Avatar

    I don’t personally but I don’t mind if my partner does. I don’t mind if she does while I’m in there with her 🤷🏼‍♀️

  16. Rosecello Avatar

    Woman here, my feet hit the shower floor and my bladder drops the floodgates like I’ve been trained as a sleeper cell and the shower floors the activation

  17. PinnatelyCompounded Avatar

    My partner (M) and I (F) had big fights about this when we moved in together. He wanted to pee in the shower and I think that’s disgusting because it makes the shower smell like pee. Also, the toilet is THREE FEET AWAY. I don’t care if he does it while I’m out of town, but if I’m home – given that we usually shower together – he doesn’t do that anymore. I mean, come on. The toilet is RIGHT THERE!

  18. MereGeekyMortal Avatar

    Before you take one together? How does she even know? If you’re in the shower. And you pee. And she’s getting afterwards joining you, complaining about it…. Just don’t join?! Tell her that too. If she’s going to complain about the already washed away pee in the area. Don’t bother getting in.

  19. Jimmytootwo Avatar

    I usually pee into the drain except when your GF is there then i pee on her leg

  20. AnxiousCanOfSoup Avatar

    Alone? Sure. But right before someone gets in, so it smells vaguely of hot piss in there? Gross.

  21. Megahert Avatar

    Yes of course , why not?

  22. Larkin19 Avatar

    How far away is the toilet from the shower? How would you react if she peed on you in the shower???

  23. stuffntuff Avatar

    It’s all pipes, what’s the difference

  24. bebe_joshito Avatar

    I pee in the shower every chance I get 🤣

  25. Oldbikerdude7 Avatar

    You don’t have toilets where you live?

  26. Gullible-Alarm-8871 Avatar

    So, it ‘sounds’ gross but if you take certain measures it can be ok…first of all urine is sterile for like the first 20min out of the body but after your shower you should spray the shower down with something like clorox clean up…actually it’s a good habit to get into to prevent mold as well…

    P.S. you’re saving water, toilet flush uses a lot of water..🤭

  27. theorminlange Avatar

    You know there’s a thing, usually quite close to the shower, called a toilet?

    Yeah. No. Never peed in the shower. Ew

  28. SweetnessBaby Avatar

    If you’re going to do it, there’s no reason to ever tell your partner or especially let them see.

  29. Cyberpunk-Monk Avatar

    That’s so disgusting. Peeing in a steaming hot shower, you’re breathing that in!

  30. jad19090 Avatar
  31. Skeggy- Avatar

    if you’re taking a shared shower it’s considerate not to piss on the floor.

    She may come out of the shower clean but mentally won’t feel clean showering in an enclosed area you just pissed on.

  32. iOawe Avatar

    I don’t. I find it gross. It’s incredibly disgusting to pee in the shower with your girlfriend in there. She doesn’t want to step in your pee then have her feet reek of pee. 

  33. Due-Season6425 Avatar

    No. That’s disgusting.

  34. guilty_hug Avatar

    Yes, but I have a spray bleach I use to clean my shower everytime.

  35. EnthusiasmIcy5127 Avatar

    Just don’t try to simulate an old school lawn sprinkler. Tst, tst, tst, tst, tst, tst, pth th th th th th th th th th th click.

  36. rosegoldblonde Avatar

    I personally think it’s really gross. Bottom line though if your girlfriend is against it you need to stop. This doesn’t really feel like a compromise situation. Just pee before you shower with her.

  37. parker3309 Avatar

    No. Never once

  38. mlg2433 Avatar

    I personally do not do it, but I’m apparently in the extremely small minority.

  39. DocMadCow Avatar

    Don’t forget being a shower pisser is a gateway so we better not see you posting in
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/

  40. Blue_Etalon Avatar

    I doubt she’d like me peeing in the shower with her either. I suppose we could give it a whirl though.

  41. Defiant_Trifle1122 Avatar

    This whole thread is making me feel like I’m the only one that doesn’t pee in the shower. At least, not since I was like 10 years old.

  42. KEROROxGUNSO Avatar

    Peeing in the shower is really gross

    Apparently I am in the minority in this regard

  43. Chuckles52 Avatar

    My toilet is right next to the shower so, no. But I did when I was at a camp where the toilets and the shower were about a 10-minute walk apart. You GF is not into Golden Showers so don’t push it.

  44. Automatic_Leg_2274 Avatar

    I do and I also agree it is not good, not for sanitary reasons but because I now have to pee every time I hear water.

  45. patsfandisturbed Avatar

    I pee before I get in the shower, so when I get in the shower I don’t pee as much.

  46. Typical_Selection519 Avatar

    Nope. I’ve actually never needed to pee while taking a shower

  47. xtcfriedchicken Avatar

    Why not ask her to wait just a minute and then you use the showerhead to rinse the offending piss down the drain first?

  48. WednesdayBryan Avatar

    The only person’s opinion that matters is your girlfriend’s.

  49. MoneyMontgomery Avatar

    I don’t. I used to, but not for like 15 years. 

    I dunno maybe started when I was showering with my wife then girlfriend or because my my shower didn’t drain as quickly and I don’t want to be standing in it, I dunno, but the answer is No.

  50. disapproving_vanilla Avatar

    Idc if my boyfriend pees in the shower but he better not do it when we are showering together!!

  51. OkMarsupial Avatar

    I never pee in the shower. I think it’s gross and wouldn’t want to share a bathroom with anyone who does it.

  52. DarthLaheyy Avatar

    It’s all pipes

  53. Hairy-Violinist-7508 Avatar

    My and my boyfriend pee in the shower when we are in there together 🤷‍♀️ we don’t look at each-other just turn around and do the business over the drain

  54. usmc7202 Avatar

    Yeah. This is an alone thing. Couldn’t imagine doing it with my wife in there. She already thinks I am disgusting.

  55. Equal-Abies5337 Avatar

    Yeah you do it when you’re alone and she won’t be joining at any point? This is not hard. Do it, but not at her expense.

  56. No-Mycologist-8465 Avatar

    It’s gross if you’re in the shower together. Or if you’re peeing in there right before she gets in. You buried the lede with your question.

  57. lambdawaves Avatar

    There are two kinds of people

  58. Independent_Prior612 Avatar

    I have never, one single solitary time since I was able to retain memories, peed in the shower. I consider it disgusting.

    That aside, I feel like when a multi-person shower is happening, it needs to be a Two Yesses Situation. If one person doesn’t want it, it can’t happen.

  59. t4yy08 Avatar

    i pee in the shower but probably not with a partner

  60. shin_malphur13 Avatar

    Nah

    If I rly have to go I just step outside and piss in the toilet w shampoo in my hair

  61. GodzillaSuit Avatar

    No, because I think sticking my foot in the toilet would be gross so why would I think pissing in the shower isn’t gross?

  62. Substantial_Life4773 Avatar

    I don’t like the smell of steaming hot piss, just kills the vibe for me

  63. ReallyRottenBassist Avatar

    I’ve always peed in the shower except while showering with a girlfriend. That’s uncool. Tell her it’s better pooping in the shower, but she has to have a certain sense of humor which I don’t think she has.

    Just don’t tell her everything you do

  64. llbarney1989 Avatar

    Saves water. However do you have a tub/shower? That’s indifferent if it’s a stand alone shower it makes no difference

  65. meganthealien2 Avatar

    Never pee before getting in with a partner. The hot water makes it extra smelly. Otherwise no rules.

  66. mbo2025 Avatar

    A gal caught me peeing and went off… bwhahaha

  67. Loud_Badger_3780 Avatar

    i came from a family with 3 brothers in it and 1 bathroom. if i and to pee and one of them was sitting on the toilet i would piss in the sink. once we move out of the city i would just pee of the porch. I pee of the patio now if my one bathroom in the house is not vacant. my family took 300-600 mile road trips 4 to 5 times per year and my dad would not stop except for gas so we all had to piss in whatever bottle was available. lol

  68. OneSignal6465 Avatar

    Alone: YES! With company? A HUGE NO!

  69. Wonderful-Put-2453 Avatar

    Number one rule about peeing in the shower. Nobody talks about peeing in the shower.

  70. Technical_Crow7758 Avatar

    No, it’s not that hard to just pee in the toilet two feet away

  71. Remarkable_Toe_164 Avatar

    If it’s just you, that’s one thing.
    If you’re in there with or before someone else, that’s rude and gross

  72. Interesting-Fox4064 Avatar

    Almost everyone does

  73. HairyMall1573 Avatar

    Why would you do this? Only do this alone

  74. GP_222 Avatar

    Everyone does. Next time tell her you want to try something new and pee on her when you are in the shower together.

  75. Ashfacesmashface Avatar

    Only if I’m alone.

  76. c4funNSA Avatar

    I pee in shower when alone, not when I am in there with partner

  77. UnhappyTemperature18 Avatar

    Answer to the question asked: yes.

    Answer to the question *implied*: fucks sake, not when other people are around, I’m not a freak!

  78. Cyan_Kurokawa_ Avatar

    Jesus christ, some of ya’ll live like animals.

  79. TaffyTuggins Avatar

    There are two types of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie about not peeing in the shower.

    Only do it alone though lol.

  80. Limz_Bipkit Avatar

    literally whats wrong with pissing in the shower, as a woman.

  81. Low_Stomach_7290 Avatar

    I do solo but not when showering with my partner

  82. seniairam Avatar

    if i really have to go sure, but on purpose before going in? no never, specially when my partner around, thats just not right

  83. CherryCherry5 Avatar

    IT’S ALL PIPES! What’s the difference?!

  84. farmerofstrawberries Avatar

    There are two people in this world. People who pee in the shower and liars.

  85. ordinarywonderful Avatar

    Odd that this has come up so often recently

    I hear it’s bad for both men and women to stand and pee. Pelvic floor and all

  86. Responsible_Way6885 Avatar

    The real questions is… who doesn’t pee in the shower?!?

  87. Zestyclose-Sun-6595 Avatar

    There are only two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower…. and liars.

  88. Whahajeema Avatar

    Elaine Benes “Different pipes go different PLACES!”

    But she was wrong.

  89. Infinite-Sample-4340 Avatar

    Only really ever shower alone so sure. If showering with someone else, no.

  90. shaniididit Avatar

    I pee in the shower and when my husband and I shower together and he pees I usually stick my leg out so he pees on it because I’m demented and think it’s funny to gross him out lol

  91. lizndale Avatar

    I have never, nor will I. I hope my guests don’t! I’ll have to ask my husband, but my guess is that does not either.

  92. ExcellentDish80 Avatar

    I have never peed in the shower. Never even crossed my mind.

  93. DontBopIt Avatar

    Nope, not a fan of it. I did when I was growing up, but as an adult I’ve stopped.

  94. steveoa3d Avatar

    Not when I’m in the shower with the wife. Seldom when I’m alone….

  95. Many-Hippo1709 Avatar

    I’m fairly sure it’s impossible to poop without peeing

  96. SethManhammer Avatar

    This is my favorite thread ever.

  97. ryan8954 Avatar

    I pee in the shower. If I’m showering with a girl, she’s getting peed on.

    Sorry, you knew my thing before you decided to love me. I ain’t changing.

  98. oldgar9 Avatar

    Everybody pees in the shower, at least those who have a shower

  99. Blocked-Author Avatar

    There are two kinds of people in the world:

    Those that admit they pee in the shower and dirty, rotten liars.

  100. skarras78 Avatar

    I do. I pee’d on my ex-girlfriend in the shower before. She laughed. Then I whipped it up to get higher and it went in her mouth. I laughed. She was spitting it out. She still ended up marrying me though. I still pee on her in the shower from time to time, just so she remembers where we came from.

  101. ScarlettsJournal Avatar

    she’s allowed to have boundaries, even if it seems silly to you. it might feel gross to her, and that’s valid. maybe just save it for your own solo rinse time

  102. Cappster14 Avatar

    IT’S ALL PIPES ➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️

  103. SureEntertainment768 Avatar

    Peeing in the shower is good because the water gets recycled. Toilet on the other hand doesn’t.

  104. GrapeSeed007 Avatar

    Question should be “who doesn’t pee in the shower” . My wife finally confessed to it after fifty years

  105. lewdlesion Avatar

    So you pee in the shower right before you both shower together?…

    Why would you pee in the shower before you are both going to take a shower together? The toilet is right there!

    Peeing in the shower by yourself is fine, but this sounds like your are literally relieving yourself in the shower drain before she hops in.

  106. Friendly-Western6953 Avatar

    Solo? Sure. With someone? Eh, no.

  107. Temporary_Ad_6390 Avatar

    I pee…..everywhere.

  108. Wonderful_Snow_1084 Avatar

    Pipes is pipes – Seinfeld

  109. 1rarebird55 Avatar

    My ex would pee on me in the shower even though I asked him not to. By the third time I grabbed his dick and squeezed so hard he cried. Never did it again.

  110. Big_Feature3770 Avatar

    Yeah man, I save up all my piss for showers. Jesus, this site is fucked up. 

  111. Massive-Swimming1345 Avatar

    95% of people pee in the shower – the other 5% lie about it

  112. AfterPossibility04 Avatar

    My boyfriend pees on my feet when we’re showering (not sexually, he thinks it’s funny) I really don’t mind but everyone has their own opinions

  113. YJSONLY Avatar

    Hell I piss on my ol lady if we shower together show some dominance.

  114. ImprovementSure6736 Avatar

    “You are the type of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss.”

  115. Partial_obverser Avatar

    “It’s all the same pipes!”

  116. JenniviveRedd Avatar

    It’s not about pissing in the shower, it’s about respecting your partner when they’re also in the shower..