Okay this was a new one. My brother in law says he has to wipe his balls after pooping. I was so caught off guard by him having to do that. Is this normal?? (Yes, we are weird and talk about that lol)
Okay this was a new one. My brother in law says he has to wipe his balls after pooping. I was so caught off guard by him having to do that. Is this normal?? (Yes, we are weird and talk about that lol)
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How explosive is his shit?
he must have a very high body temp to keep his balls hanging low?
This is some incredible combination of saggy ass nuts + explosive shits + weird posture
The thought has never even crossed my mind
I think he is wiping in the wrong direction. Think he is going from South To North.. not totally unheard of. My daughter (granted she was 8) was going the wrong way and getting infections.
On rare occasions from backsplash but I have learned to avoid it.
Ask if it’s due to backsplash or literal shit.
This is probably the right answer! If it’s not from backsplash then he’s fucking weird.
This is probably the right answer! If it’s not from backsplash then he’s fucking weird.
The ONLY way I can see this ever needing to be done is if you have a depth charge and get some splash back on to the boys.
I hop in the shower because water works wonders
That’s nuts!
Did Kurt Cobains spirit get trapped inside this guys asshole and everytime he has to shit, it’s like performing an exorcism answered by a shotgun blast
If something goes wrong enough on the pot that I feel the need to wipe my balls, I’m just gonna take a shower.
How old is he because I’m gonna let you on a secret that shouldn’t be a secret. You’ve probably heard that as you get older your balls start to sag. But what they don’t tell you is that they sag far enough down they start touch the water. If you ain’t wiping you balls, you will soon. Count your days and cherish them.
I’m trying to imagine this, and I’m a bit confused. Do men’s jewels touch their poo?
Who’s got the biggest balls of them all. 🎵
Sometimes I have to dry off bidet spray. Your brother has some problems, or he’s rubbing you.
Guy is wiping back to front
Your brother needs to introduce fiber to his diet.
If my balls get wet, something has gone very wrong with the transaction.
Never but Australian toilets don’t have nearly as much water in them as US toilets.
OK so this is dependent on why the wipe is needed. Tackle stuck together with sweat & sack gets dribbled on or bowl/bowel contents that are probably either a posture or consistency coupled to speed of exit issue.
Posture – he’s either louged so far back his balls hang back under the chute or is leaning over enough for pernium & scrote to be in the way.
Consistency & speed – launch a torpedo hard and bowl-water splashback becomes an issue; shoot brown water at any speed & everything is at risk of a coating.
Either way – dude should evaluate how often his plums get an unwanted wetting.
Backsplash/ Diarrhea sessions, i do a once over with a clean sheet just in case.
Dropped a deuce and splashed himself
Any chance your BIL has a Dutch (not sure if it’s Dutch specifically) toilet? Some toilets in the Netherlands have a sort of plateau on which the shit falls, I assume to avoid splash back.
I once took such a massive dump that the shit stood upright for a bit on the plateau and proceeded to topple over in the direction of my balls. FWIW I showered after that and it has only happened once.
Wow as I’m getting older the boys keep hanging lower but this isn’t something that has even crossed my mind yet. I’m far more concerned with them touching toilet water on a hot day with a high water amount in the toilet bowl and even that has mostly been irrational fear.
Only to dry them after the bidet blasts everything clean.
I do not wipe my balls. She likes em sweaty
I have. Saggy balls and no ass will have the fellas taking a dip, esp if increase the spread for a chonky or spritzy turd
Never needed to. Either his balls are ginormous or he’s doing something wrong.
Lmfaooo
Nope, never actually…pretty odd, but then again, so are people…
I have had to, but it’s not like a regular habit. This man has either been scarred for life by some unfortunate incident or he takes some of the sloppiest shits ever
Does he shit standing up
I do but only to dry it from the bidet. But I don’t get any actual poop on there. If my shit is that explosive I get shit on my balls then I’m simply hopping in the shower
as a girl now i’ll think twice before …
I have a bidet. If I didn’t, they’d be covered with water.
My brother in christ… Man needs more fibre
He’s dropping bombs brah..
Only after having taco bell
Fuck no, I use a bidet. I’ve never seen a shit stain on my underwear in my entire life.
Sometimes a turd comes out as a extra long and firm snake instead of forming a French curler and can, depending on the angle of impact with the bowl, fall forward, striking the testicles as it succumbs to the force of gravity.
Only on your drum kit.
Wipe towards the back though… why is anybody wiping towards their balls?
Do his balls hang low? Can he tie them in a bow?
Bidet has bloom
Does he shit lying on his front???
Well yeah, if there is poop on my balls, I’m going to wipe them. Not going to run around all day with shit on me nuts
Like….he shits on his nuts?
No, just fuck no.
And as a colon cancer survivor, every morning I shit like a grown man having an explosive blowout you’d expect from a baby.
The real question here is… Why and how did this discussion come up?
I never miss a chance to wipe down the gals
Dude has long balls.
I hit the taint but don’t see why I would have to go that far.
He’s taking his pants off first, right?
Sometimes my genitals (balls and penis) dunk into the toilet water if I’m not careful how I sit down. In those cases, you might have to wipe (I always jump into the shower, personally, because yuck!).
I have never in my life had actual poop end up on my balls, if that is what he was claiming. I’m not even sure how that would happen.
Ya’ll seriously need to invest in a bidet