Does hairy butts make it harder for us to wipe?

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I have a hairy butt and it seems like it takes me forever to finish wiping! And it never feels fully clean !! Will shaving my butt make it easier ? I’m asking this because women never seem to have this problem and you know usually their butts aren’t as hairy as ours. Help a man out I’m going to try bidets first though before I make the big chop lol edit I never once shaved before? Should I start ? And I don’t think it’s my technique because I’m pretty extensive when it comes to wiping

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  2. JHarbinger Avatar

    Use bikini area Nair on that crack and thank me later.

  3. No-Atmosphere-1439 Avatar

    It definitely makes it harder but I don’t think shaving the crack is the solution here

  4. Suspended-Again Avatar

    Get a bidet. It will change your life. 

  5. harlequin018 Avatar

    My guy, why struggle? Just trim it.

  6. SDN_stilldoesnothing Avatar

    I have a bidet at home.

    its a game changer.

  7. FutureThrowaway9665 Avatar

    Nads for Men and a bidet.

  8. mvsuit Avatar

    Get the bidet attachment for your toilets, you will love it. Seriously. Also helps protect in the event of post-apocalyptic TP shortages but that is secondary to feeling clean without using half a TP roll every time.

  9. BlackHeartsNowReign Avatar

    Started shaving it, total game changer. Forewarning though, figure out what way the grain goes and shave with it. First time I went for it I went the wrong dam direction and I was sitting on needles for a week.

  10. Safe_Lemon8398 Avatar

    Confirmed. Bidet is the way. I’ll never go back.

  11. ConfusedCareerMan Avatar

    You need to attack the issue from 2 angles.

    1. Remove the hair, this really helped me feel cleaner (literally and mentally). I use No Hair Crew Intimate, it’s a hair removal cream that is so much easier than shaving it only takes a few mins (although follow the instructions carefully and do patch testing before using in case of allergic reaction/irritation).

    2. Increase fiber intake. I thought I was getting a decent amount in and never had constipation issues so thought I was doing it right. Once I ate more fibre every day, it really made a difference.

  12. Mark_Coveny Avatar

    I was going to say get a bidet or shave, but it seems like others have beaten me to it.

  13. cik3nn3th Avatar

    Get a bidet. YESTERDAY

  14. angrypassionfruit Avatar

    Japanese washlet. Better than a normal bidet.

  15. briza044 Avatar

    Bidet is the way, I don’t have one, so I use a trimmer to get rid of most of it

  16. Recon_Figure Avatar

    I trim. Buttcrack hair causes dingleberries.

    To answer your question: yes.

  17. dyslexic-alien Avatar

    Maybe you’re a crayon

  18. Fancy-Tourist-8137 Avatar

    Everyone who wipes has the problem, male or female. It’s why you use water.

    I can’t believe this is still not the norm. I have been doing this since I was able to sit on the toilet myself.

  19. steeldogcan Avatar

    Shaving makes it easier

  20. dnb_4eva Avatar

    Honestly; I just jump in the shower after pooping.

  21. StrongEggplant8120 Avatar

    yeh they are called clingons for a reason. i always have a pack of wet wipes with me these days as well. fibre is good, makes it less squishy and smearey, also it might jsut be me but arses seem difficult to clean thoroughly without water seems like there is dips and bits for it to get in and be missed. a dedicated wet cloth normally helps.

  22. No-Fortune-5159 Avatar

    I started shaving mine, works great for me, no more brown finger nails

  23. Mikeforchat9898 Avatar
  24. you-bozo Avatar

    Sometimes I get dingleberries when they dry up you can just pick them off and flick them like a booger

  25. SOMFdotMPEG Avatar

    You ever wipe peanut butter off a carpet?

    Trim, don’t shave. It’ll avoid opening your pores as much and ingrown hairs.

    Get a bidet for home and wet wipes for travel.

  26. Hot_Lead9545 Avatar

    love the feeling of a shaved asshole and yeah it wipes easier

  27. Right_Catch_5731 Avatar

    Bidet or dudewipes/babywipes.

    If I splat some chunky peanut butter on your head hair and hand you a paper towel how long till you got it out??

    TP is barbaric, even romans 2000 years ago used water and sponge to clean after shitting.

    Its a choice fellas that you don’t seem to care about making.

  28. SnooMacarons3689 Avatar

    Shave in the shower and use wipes. I was always able to flush them without any issues.

  29. Knotty-Bob Avatar

    Just wax it, bro!

  30. clemenza2821 Avatar

    Yes but I use a bidet

  31. VA_Cunnilinguist Avatar

    Yes. I shave mine. So much better.

  32. heliccoppterr Avatar

    I shave my ass and it 100% feels cleaner and more hygienic. 50% less wipe required typically

  33. DietAny5009 Avatar

    I shave my butt. It helps.

    I also love the bidet.

  34. IntendedHero Avatar

    Those toilet seat bidets that spray warm water are phenomenal. That said I did Nair my asshole for this very reason and yes it was faster and easier to wipe.

  35. royinraver Avatar

    This is why Europe uses bidets

  36. chanchismo Avatar

    Jfc people go on the internet to learn how to wipe their ass now. Pathetic.

  37. MySalsaBringsDaGirls Avatar

    Wax on, wax off. You’ll thank me later.

  38. rco8786 Avatar

    Shave it my dude. You’ll never look back. 

  39. jrolly187 Avatar

    Yes, get a manscaped trimmer and get rid of it. If you shave with a razor your butt cheecks will get pash rash.
    Be warned, it will feel like you have swamp ass for a few days, but wiping will be a much nicer experience.

  40. MetalGearCasual Avatar

    If you shave your butt youll have to shave it everyday and when it starts to grow out by like 2 pm itll be sharp and itchy. Also your farts will be way louder. I think using a bidet or wet wipes would be a better solution to your issue

  41. CactuarLOL Avatar

    Jesus Christ, don’t shave your ass. You’ll regret it for months. Just carry around a bottle of water, wash your asshole after wiping, and then wash your hands.

  42. cynical-rationale Avatar

    No, but fiber will help you. Eat more fiber. Then you won’t need a bidet either lol

  43. Still_Cat1513 Avatar

    There have been some cautionary tales in this direction….

    https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

  44. repeatrepeatx Avatar

    Definitely go with the bidet. It makes a huge difference.

  45. merle317 Avatar

    Try laser hair removal if you have enough beans in your jeans.

  46. Head_Drop6754 Avatar

    Pretty sure this is a pretty obvious answer. Is it easier to clean dog shit off your tile floor, or smeared into your grandmother’s shag carpet.

  47. Apprehensive-Risk564 Avatar

    I buzz my butthole so it’s an area easier to clean 🧼 and i use wipes also. Perhaps i havent had the right bidet

  48. Rescuepa Avatar

    If you have dark hair laser hair removal is relatively permanent. Tho’ you may need to go for a few sessions as some hair follicles are dormant at any given time, so when they sprout you’ll have a new crop of woolliness back there. If your hair is blonde or red there it does work well. Allegedly it is a popular procedure in the gay community.

  49. cochorol Avatar

    Bidet is what you are looking for.