I’ll go first, “The banana man named stan has gotta plan to be your man.” Give me serious ones and joke ones.
Drop your best rap lyrics?
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I’ll go first, “The banana man named stan has gotta plan to be your man.” Give me serious ones and joke ones.
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Gucci gucci gucci gucci.
Fight Club in My Brain
Broken signal. Static brain.
Neurons firing—fuck, insane.
My skull’s a landfill packed with shit:
Memories burning, bit by bit.
I’m a chemical explosion, see
Prescription meds and pure debris.
One second razor-sharp and bright,
Next moment: total blackout, white.
Fractured like a dropped mirror’s face,
No clean edges, no saving grace.
Am I the virus or the host?
The punch or just the bruised riposte?
My mind: a war zone in my head,
Where every thought gets bloodied, bled.
Dissociation’s dirty art
I’m coming apart, coming apart.
“When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell, cuss im a piece of shit it aint hard to fucking tell.” B.I.G
Feet fail me not
As a tiger in a cage –
My potential goes to waste –
Confined. Declined and in a rage –
I declare my humane race –
Instinct. maybe but still alive –
Oh if only I could thrive
I was walking through the jungle with my dick in my hand. I’m a bad motha fucka I’m a jungle man.
‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It’d be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy, you know this
I’m sorry, Puff, but I don’t give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain’t mine-
what’s my name?
Uh uh
Chicka
Cheecke
Uh uh
Chicka
Cheeke
Anybody like to rap? Like I do!
Well slide on in, don’t miss your queue!
Grab the mic, and plug it in
Put to your mouth, and let’s begin!
Go ahead, and just cut loose
Rhyming is easy think of Dr Suess!
Dont back down, that’s your safest bet
Remember your the 7th letter of the
ALPHABET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(CROWD) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Won’t sleep until I’m a rich man
When the day comes I will sit back and switch Instagram
For a string and a tin can
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna
Gave me the best topp, called her thunder dome
Edit: Typo
She cook, she clean, she smell like onion ring
My favourite one:
“5 shots couldn’t stop me, I took it and smiled”
-2Pac
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
This doesn’t seem like much of a question.
I walked through the valley of depth
Met Johnny Depp n took a deep breath
Put the Pat to the star
Hello Patrick Star
Let A Ho Be a Ho Geto Boys , no but it is funny as FUCK
“He caught a flow and wrote the flavor, that archaeologist artist’s audio appropriator. Ghost Rider, flamin’ chopper, caressing the night and chasing a glimpse of a forever fading fluorescent horizon.”
Field of Dreams by Bliss n Eso