Every bald person has already had the best hair day they’ll ever have.

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Every bald person has already had the best hair day they’ll ever have.

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  2. synapse187 Avatar

    I feel personally attacked. My hair rebelled against me. I had no choice but to let it relocate further south.

  3. MikoSkyns Avatar

    Not if they get a hair transplant.

  4. thesluggard12 Avatar

    As a bald guy, let me say “Fuck you “

  5. Dry-Independent1304 Avatar

    What a hair brained theory

  6. UnprovenMortality Avatar

    I shaved my head during covid and have never looked back. I will gladly take this consistent clean look over being subject to the whims of a “good or bad hair day”. Especially because my hair grew so much faster on the sides than the top, so I had maybe 1 or 2 weeks of looking fine per haircut cycle.

    Edit: just timed for fun, 1 min 35 seconds to shave my head to smooth to the touch.

  7. LittleReplacement971 Avatar

    Every bald person has also already had their last “bad hair day.”

  8. Ethameiz Avatar

    Not if they shaving the head

  9. orlocksbabydaddy Avatar

    What if they wear a wig?

  10. WenaChoro Avatar

    but turkey and hair transplant exists. So please delete this showerthought a its as empty as a bald man head

  11. Cranialscrewtop Avatar

    Michael Jordon winning his six championships and gold Olympic medals would disagree. Those probably seemed like pretty good days.

  12. frigzy74 Avatar

    Honestly, every day is my best hair day.

  13. Drink15 Avatar

    No hair is a hair day. Whether or not it’s best depends on the person.

    Sometimes shaving your head goes smoother than other days.

    Not to mention all of the procedures we have for restoring hair.

  14. OdraNoel2049 Avatar

    As a bald guy, this cut deep…. 🙁

  15. Pscyking Avatar

    Some bald people just shaved their head and will grow hair again. Some will get transplants. Some may find another cure. Enough showering for you.

  16. TheBaggyDapper Avatar

    You know, infants are people too.

  17. Traffodil Avatar

    Not me. I’m finally going bald and looking forward to it. I’ve had a shit haircut since my teens, so one less thing to think ‘fuck it…that’ll do’ at the mirror each morning.

  18. j_knolly Avatar

    Every person has already been the smallest they will ever be

  19. SirSignificant6576 Avatar

    Every day is a good hair day for a bald fella. I frankly hated having to fuck with my hair when I had it. Now I literally never worry about it, and I’m always dapper.

  20. sufferpuppet Avatar

    I enjoyed it while I had it. Honestly, hair is more work than it’s worth. I love being bald now. I’ve never had a bad bald day.

  21. dont_touch-me_there Avatar

    What if you get a hair transplant?

  22. Consistent_Oli Avatar

    And now they never have to worry about bad hair days again peak efficiency unlocked.

  23. Indiego672 Avatar

    i thought hair grows back

  24. ToMorrowsEnd Avatar

    Best hair day was when I finally shaved it all off. Hair is overrated, chrome dome is where its at.

  25. Manuscript3r Avatar

    Not if you book a flight to Turkey

  26. JMMC1413 Avatar

    And they don’t even need to use any hair products!

    Some people have all the luck.

  27. cuttydiamond Avatar

    I think I look better bald so every day is my best hair day.

    Also… go to hell.

  28. ghouldozer19 Avatar

    Yall didn’t have to hurt me like this on my Friday morning. Goddamn

  29. MoonlightGremlin Avatar

    Why chase after a good hair day when you can embrace the ultimate baldness? They’ve peaked, folks time to let it shine.

  30. Onewordcommenting Avatar

    False. People can be bald by choice, and they can then change their mind and have a good hair day.

  31. KrackSmellin Avatar

    Not if they are heading on a flight to Turkey… the best days are yet to come!

  32. ieatpickleswithmilk Avatar

    Stuff like Ozempic has shown that revolutionary innovations can come out of the blue. Who knows if hair loss will still be permanent in 20 years.

  33. SchreiberBike Avatar

    Hey! I’m always having the best hair day. There is never a hair out of place.

  34. lucky_ducker Avatar

    I’m a sixty-something guy. Pretty sure my “best hair day” was in 1975.

  35. littleproducer Avatar

    I initially read this without the word “hair” and thought it was much more hurtful lol.

  36. Religion_Of_Speed Avatar

    idk I find myself being frustrated by my hair more often than not. Not having to mess with it to look good sounds like the best hair day. I look forward to balding because I don’t have the stones to shave my head now. Unfortunately my father has yet to lose his hair (that I know of, to be fair it might be all gone by now)

  37. Mediocretes1 Avatar

    Every day is my best hair day ever because I don’t have any and I very much prefer it that way.

  38. WizardlyLizardy Avatar

    Wrong. Some people have no idea what to do with hair that being bald is a better hair day for them. That and they could have body hair and have a great hair day for that.

  39. handtoglandwombat Avatar

    Goddamit where’s that video of the bald lady getting excited when she paints her single tiny strand of hair, when I need it?

  40. pMFcoon Avatar

    Or maybe they’ll be having the best hair day every day for the rest of their lives…

  41. BeBetterEvryday Avatar

    Says you!! My hair has migrated to my chest and back! And ears! sobs to himself

  42. monty_kurns Avatar

    Not necessarily. Growing up, my hair was super thick and was near impossible to actually style. It gradually started receding since high school and now there’s days after a fresh, super close trim or full shave where it looks really good. Also helps I’m also in better shape than was back then, too.

  43. WitnessUsed3598 Avatar

    I never knew how cold winter is until I shaved my head.

  44. Emmalips41 Avatar

    I’ve never thought of it that way, but it makes me wonder if bald people also remember their best hair day or if they’ve just moved on to appreciating other good days.

  45. Apprehensive_West466 Avatar

    Hairy styled shoulders for the win!!

    (Not Harry Styles shoulders btw)

  46. moccasins_hockey_fan Avatar

    My best hair date are the days when I shave my head. I love having a bald head

  47. MwffinMwchine Avatar

    Wrong. Every bald person is having the best hair day they’ve ever had indefinitely.

  48. repeatoffender677 Avatar

    I heard “it’s better to have loved and lost ….”
    Or something like that

  49. Informal-Combination Avatar

    No such thing as a bad hair day when you’re bald.

  50. Deus_latis Avatar

    Um not exactly true… they’re are several possibilities for baldness not all of them permanent.

    Years ago my grandad lost all his hair at 55 due to illness, it was a mousy brown nothing special but then it grew back four years later. His new hair was really thick but also a lovely silver grey colour, I’d kill to get that colour out of a bottle yet he got it naturally.

    Now though I have my own silver grey but only two streaks, one on either side of my face, I call them my Rogue streaks thankfully my hair didn’t have to fall out to get the silver grey.

  51. RealBowsHaveRecurves Avatar

    With advancements in hair regrowth technology, some of the younger bald people may still have their best hair day yet to come

  52. 83franks Avatar

    Not all bald people are bald because of male pattern baldness or inability to ever grow hair again.

  53. Dry-Accountant-1024 Avatar

    Assuming that no current bald person has just decided to shave their hair off

  54. FrostRvnFox Avatar

    Every bald person has already had the best hair day they’ll ever have… and it was probably in a dream where they were rocking a full mane while riding a unicorn!

  55. FlatParrot5 Avatar

    I had one good hair day. During a science field trip, I was the dude who got mandateered to go up and touch the giant electric zappy plasma ball. Had awesome hair the rest of the day compared to the usual shenanigans going on.

    And then it was gone. Whatever. I just wear a hat.

  56. vetvildvivi Avatar

    Honestly, I never thought about it like that, kinda blows my mind, tbh…

  57. mishdabish Avatar

    My boyfriend likes to joke that his “fur patch” (as my daughter calls it) moved to his chest.

  58. Icy-Session7983 Avatar

    On the other hand… Bald people are technically always having their best hair day as well.

  59. Bulky_Review_1556 Avatar

    Bros never seen how insane toupes are. You think man did all this science for space? It was all leading to solving male pattern baldness and we are in the final stretches.

    Every man deserves a Fabio hair in the wind moment.

    This is what science bled for.