F19, home for the weekend and caught masturbating

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I’m so embareased. I cane home for the weekend, and my bf and I were sexing a little. He sent me a short clip of his cock. I was so turned on that I wanted to do the same, so I locked my door, put on a slutty outfit and propped the phone up at the end of the bed. Well apparently the door wasn’t locked because my father of all people opened my door as I was spreading eagle and 4 fingers deep.

It was clear as day that the phone wasrecord ing me too! He yelled HOLY FUCK and closed the door. I haven’t left my room.

I literally want to die.

Comments

  1. Cumberland_Maryland Avatar

    Yeah if this is true, that’s brutal.

  2. Late-Memory-8491 Avatar

    Damn I don’t even know what I would do at that point

  3. imnotbianca Avatar

    i’m actually getting second hand embarrassment for you i’m so sorry 😭

  4. 97turbotalon Avatar

    It’s probably best to talk about sports or cars and don’t make eye contact.

  5. tinicko Avatar

    I’m really wishing for this post to be a troll and if not holy shit girl 😭
    I’m so sorry. please move out immediately and lose all contact with your dad cause the EMBARRASSMENT IS THROUGH THE ROOF with this one

  6. StrawberrySphinx Avatar

    It’s been 10 minutes, are you still alive?

  7. timelasher Avatar

    Congratulations! You’re an official hermit now!

  8. SoPoetic Avatar

    Well that’s what he gets for not knocking 😆 if he wants to step in on your privacy that’s his fault for seeing something something like that. If a door is shut there is a reason. Knock first 😆

  9. standard_apathy Avatar

    Gonna need the video for verification of this being real.
    I mean blur your bits.
    Okay just jk just. Masturbaying is natural. Talk to your dad. Hes grown.

  10. Southern_Bump Avatar

    I have caught both of my kids masturbating. It happens. I just closed the door and went on about my business.

  11. Noonecanhearmescream Avatar

    Tell him you were using the phone for curiosity, like a mirror. No recording of the event was done. Delete the recording. He’s embarrassed too.

  12. buffalo_Fart Avatar

    I mean this isn’t real but it’s still kind of funny.

  13. Money-Ad300 Avatar

    I dont have kids but fuck nah.. hes probably ready to walk.( not jump) off a cliff

  14. Ambitious_Gift_7085 Avatar

    Would love to see the video of that

  15. Money-Ad300 Avatar

    I was gonna say damn u using 4 fingers.. but then i remembered i use a whole hamd…

  16. Whole-Celery3117 Avatar

    Pics or it didn’t happen 😅

    4 fingers? I like you 😆

    It happens to all of us.. when I was young I got caught humping an inflatable 🤣

  17. captainzigzag Avatar

    Your best bet now is to climb out the window and go join a convent.

  18. BudgetInevitable3495 Avatar

    Well next time he will knock before coming thro the door.

  19. SilverRoger07 Avatar

    Simple all you need to say is; Baseball huh?

  20. reb678 Avatar

    Own it. You did it. You know you did. They know you did. Get up and go and get a glass of water. If anyone’s there, just look them in the eye and go about your life.

    Don’t make it something it’s not.

  21. star0forion Avatar

    Own that shit. When you see him tomorrow, dap him up with your baitin’ hand and tell him wassup.

  22. IceRepresentative721 Avatar

    Sounds like the beginning of some sort of kinky porno 😂

  23. ny2miami Avatar

    Maybe he’ll learn to knock and not barge in!

  24. WokeCottonCandy Avatar

    This currently has 69 upvotes.

  25. andronicuspark Avatar

    I did something socially embarrassing today and when I told my cousin about it he said, “Assert your inner boomer by showing up anyway and pretending it didn’t happen.”

    So, yeah. That’s my advice. Also, I bet your dad will never straight up walk in on you ever again he probably won’t even try to knock and walk.

    Maintain eye contact while telling a DIFFERENT embarrassing story, not involving you about people who walked in on something, stare off into the distance and say, “maybe, just maybe, doors are closed for a reason. That knocking and waiting for an invitation serves some kind of purpose other than disrupting your control on things.”

  26. Traditional_Law516 Avatar

    Its been over a hour and you have not died. Now get up take a shower and go down stairs for a snack!!!!
    pretend it never happened tell yourself it never happened. Believe that it was an alternate universe and believe that you are fine and you will always be!
    Sending you positive vibes and future super bliss with your boyfriend

  27. can_iloveu Avatar

    Lmfao i wanna an update on how did ur family dinner go

  28. ParalegalGuy Avatar

    r/wellthatsucks