Fart jokes/toilet humour is nasty and revolting.

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Immaturity is funny many times, but toilet humour is outright disgusting and I don’t want to hear it anywhere. Theres no humour to it, its just based off shock. There is no way to style it in a funny way too – I literally do not want to hear a fart sound or even the slightest suggestion of urine/feces. I find this opinion is very unpopular with men, which is strange because I as a man have always hated this type of humour. Its to such an extent that the word ‘shit’ also evokes a visceral reaction in me.

TLDR: nasty.

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  2. danxfartzz Avatar

    Farts ARE funny. It’s just not even debatable. The make a little trumpet sound then everywhere starts smelling like shit. That is factually funny

  3. cherrycokezerohead Avatar

    Gonna just quote Frank Reynolds here “Poop is funny”

  4. devolved-ingrate Avatar

    I’m sorry about your sense of humor

  5. Resident_Course_3342 Avatar

    That’s a great opinion.

    …for me to poop on!

  6. Gameboywarrior Avatar

    Do you know the difference between a cougar and a puma?

    I never cougar pants.

  7. RingGiver Avatar

    You’re right. This is an unpopular opinion.

  8. Normal-Check-848 Avatar

    Confirmed. OP is the camera man from the Jackass movies.

  9. grimaceatmcdonalds Avatar

    I think it’s low effort and unfunny when executed poorly but not “nasty” poop itself is nasty but joking about it is healthy I think. We all do it and we all know it’s nasty so we make light of it to share in the experience of acknowledging that our bodies are kinda nasty sometimes.

  10. martinomacias Avatar

    I agree with you. I always found it odd that Americans include that as “comedy” in their movies and tv. Not funny at all.

  11. Lisztchopinovsky Avatar

    I think if done right it can be funny, but most of the time it isn’t.

  12. luneth27 Avatar

    Man, you ever watch Spongebob? There’s this episode where Spongebob and Patrick take boating school to get their license. In it, the teacher Mrs Puff is incredibly strict and wants a totally silent class — Spongebob and Patrick can’t have that, oh no. And throughout the episode they routinely and increasingly find mundane things several times more hilarious than they ought to.

    That’s where the humor from toilet humor strikes, in the silly inappropriate places that things should not be funny and thus are three times as funny. Farting loudly at the ball game? Expected, and gross. Farting loudly during a wake? Guaranteed to crack smiles.

  13. MyInsidesAreAllWrong Avatar

    If you don’t think farts are funny I feel bad for you, because you’re choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts.

  14. Goddamitdonut Avatar

    Well shit…
    💩 

  15. Effective-Fun3190 Avatar

    Definitely an unpopular opinion.

  16. Vogt156 Avatar

    How could you think a little noise coming from someone’s concealed ass that also creates an odor similar to the smell of the said ass is not funny?

  17. DiamondTough7671 Avatar

    I think that my butthole vibrating so hard that you can hear it in the next room is hilarious, tbh.

  18. TitanRiick Avatar

    I tried to stop liking jokes about diarrhea, but I couldn’t help it. It runs in my genes.

  19. Proof-Fig-9159 Avatar

    The day I stop laughing at farts is the day I’m dead

  20. Ok-Drink-1328 Avatar

    by itself toilet humor is lame, but at the right moment and especially when least expected it’s hella funny

  21. essabessaguessa Avatar

    I wish I could upvote you too but unfortunately I completely agree

    Take my downvote,you fine human being you

  22. MuttonDressedAsGoose Avatar

    “Poop” is a funny word

  23. Agitated_Ad_361 Avatar

    They’re just dull. Not as bad as fully grown adults whose only form of humour is endless sex jokes and poor innuendos, but still dull.

  24. terra_cotta Avatar

    How is this unpopular? Its called toilet humor. You’ve just identified the point. 

  25. i-like-big-bots Avatar

    Same here. It’s one of those only for Reddit and my wife opinions. No one wants to hear how I dislike the kind of humor that five year olds are experts in.

  26. MyInsidesAreAllWrong Avatar

    My husband used to think it was fun to fart on/at me, till I had weight loss surgery that involved bypassing about 6 feet of small intestine and left me lactose intolerant.

    I love dairy, and I have little to no respect for my lactose intolerance.

    It’s less fun for him now, because farting on/at me invites retaliation, and I have far more/more effective ammo.

  27. OldBanjoFrog Avatar

    Farts are hilarious. Especially when I am driving and can lock the windows 

  28. BigDeloresInYoFace Avatar

    Farts are funny at any age 🍑 💨

  29. QuestionSign Avatar

    I’ve never understood the whole “immature” bit either, it’s relatable.

    Dumb take.

  30. Fantastic_While_ Avatar

    Yea they are nasty thats part of the joke.

  31. Schmitty300 Avatar

    Please find your nearest proctologist and have that gigantic stick removed from your ass. And film it. Then those of us with a sense of humor will laugh 🤣