Fellas, what’s your most effective tried and tested flirting move?

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Fellas, what’s your most effective tried and tested flirting move?

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  2. SewerSlidalThot Avatar

    A simple pickup line. “If you were my girlfriend, you’d never have to buy toilet paper again.”

  3. 5ft6manlet Avatar

    If you treat a woman like a friend, she’s usually more receptive. Basically, be friendly not horny.

  4. Bullmoose-Jackson Avatar

    Start dancing with them and say, “Hey, you wanna make $14 the hard way.”

  5. SquirrelNormal Avatar

    Leaving the premises. The women perk up right away.

  6. CautiousOp Avatar

    Filling her gas tank

  7. asleepbydawn Avatar

    “Hey dude”

  8. Kooky-Language1590 Avatar

    You gotta tease her, be funny and know what you’re talking about while being confident. Once in a while, be vulnerable. Women will loose their ever-lovin mind when they see a man do all these things. 10/10 works every time!

  9. TheWolfisGrey53 Avatar

    You know when you’re watching a great show, or even an anime, maybe even a video game, and there are questions that come up? How did character X do this? How did the training montage create Y effect.

    You need to genuinely ( to the best you can) create that curiosity about them. They are a chapter yet to be explored, make them feel interested… but be interested if you can

  10. CuckoosQuill Avatar

    Do something to embarrass yourself and recover from it

  11. FreddieJasonizz Avatar

    Be good looking.

  12. SweatyInBed Avatar

    Back in the day, I used this one successfully every time at a bar.

    If you’re out with friends and see a girl within a group, you walk over by yourself and let them know you have a bet with your friends for a drink that you wouldn’t last 60 seconds talking to them. You egg them in to helping you get that drink by helping you out and make small talk. Learn their names and befriend them; namely the girls you are not interested in. The one you’re most interested in, give minimal attention to. After the time is up, thank them for helping you out and politely leave.

    Usually it opens up opportunities later on for them to feel safe to talk with you. And this is when you give your attention to the one you were originally interested in.

    Edit: I saw this move in the movie The Guardian and 100% stole it.

  13. dirkwavy41 Avatar

    Slightly boasting myself up and see if she will comment a slick remark to tease me. This never fails and lets me know that she’s into me.

  14. VirtuesVice666 Avatar

    A White van and handcuffs

  15. DarkSkyDad Avatar

    Now context and setting really matter here:

    “You are really cute, for a girl” has worked many times to break the ice. You have to be quick witted to follow that up with the variety of responses it gets.

    “ your shoes (dress, bikini, what ever) are really nice, I have the same ones” followed by a laugh and a wink.

  16. BadLuckEddie Avatar

    “Does this smell like formaldehyde?”

  17. spicypickless Avatar

    (Woman here) I met my boyfriend on a dating app and aside from the fun banter, I could sense confidence. We did a game of laser tag at the arcade and he broke the touch barrier, but of course not in a creepy way lol. He helped me put my laser tag vest on and he also grabbed my hand during the laser tag so we could hide from others

  18. ShawarmaOrigins Avatar

    Compliment her on her choices.

    Example: compliment the shoes, the earrings, the nail polish color, an interesting accessory. Something you find interesting or think it looks great.

    She’s heard the beautiful eyes, nice smile, etc plenty.

  19. SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Avatar

    I like to wear a digital ticker across my forehead that has my real-time credit score, and I carry copies of all my most recent bills for proof of residency.

  20. Flimsy_Piglet_1980 Avatar

    Standing in your power, being a man of presence and living in your love. Otherwise you’re just an empty broken hearted vessel wearing a mask and that is quite sad and scary.

  21. Delusional_0 Avatar

    Oh I didn’t see you there

  22. RaphealWannabe Avatar

    Dont flirt unless you are a Chad (which im not), that’s my flawless move. 

  23. Guilty-Cell-833 Avatar

    Be attractive.
    Don’t be unattractive.

  24. AtomicMonkeyTheFirst Avatar

    Make eye contact.

    Be funny.

    Talk a lot to a lot of different people.

    Pretend youre a normal human being.

  25. InsaneInTheRAMdrain Avatar

    I make eye contact. Talk to them… like i do everyone else. Leave at a point that i make them laugh. It’s almost like a standard normal human interaction. Other then the joke ending with me in HR.

  26. Not_Just_Any_Lurker Avatar

    “I think I’m starting to like you.”

  27. DisgruntledWarrior Avatar

    Be in decent health, good hygiene, and not give a f*ck. Doesn’t mean be obnoxious and do what you want. I’m saying carry confidence in what you do. Not a fat joke but when you take a step in the room people will feel the steps you take. You wanna dance with her? Ask her to dance, no extra babbling. You wanna ask her out or her number just do it. She says no? Just ask the next one. I’m not saying be cold but it’s not your job to entertain either. She isn’t contributing to a chat she may of even initiated? Cut it off and do something else. She’ll come back and be more engaging or the next will try harder after seeing one shot down.

  28. GOW_vSabertooth2 Avatar

    Wear a wedding ring, go to the bar, profit

  29. Euriel Avatar

    Drop a packet of sugar in front of them and say they dropped their name tag

  30. Pastagiorgio34 Avatar

    “How yu doing?”

  31. Sociolinguisticians Avatar

    “Did you know that sharks predate trees?” It hasn’t failed me yet in my sample size of 1.

  32. Eh-Eh-Ronn Avatar

    “The sea was angry that day my friends”

  33. sgi244 Avatar

    “Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo”

  34. Alphaleader013 Avatar

    Getting your ass handed to you in the Magic the Gathering card game.

    I can’t say it’s a foolproof method, but it’s how me and my gf first bonded, and she still has a 4:1 win-loss ratio over me. But I think that in the end, I think I might be the biggest winner, because I have her in my life.

  35. EruvadorTurambar Avatar

    drops to knees please please please, PLEASE! (Extra points if done in public. Can confirm at least 50/50 will say yes to get you to shut up)

  36. AntiFeministLib Avatar

    Being rich and in shape