So this happened recently when I was admitted to the hospital for surgery.
I was lying there, feeling a little nervous, when this anesthesiologist walked in for the pre-anesthesia checkup. He was pretty chill — started asking the usual questions: allergies, medications, all that boring stuff.
Then he goes, “Can you open your mouth as wide as you can?” (I guess they need to check your airway for the intubation or whatever.)
And without even thinking, I blurted out, “Is your dick this big enough?”
Cue immediate internal screaming.
He just chuckled and, totally unfazed, said, “Now can you put three fingers in your mouth?”
Still running on whatever chaotic brain juice was fueling me, I shot back, “Isn’t that your job to do?”
We both just started giggling like idiots.
He finished the checkup, still laughing, and said he’d see me later in the OR.
Honestly, 10/10 would embarrass myself again.
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Haha .. i have many PAC, never met someone like u
Do you have Tourette’s?
I have an embarrassing story of going to the urologist and my urologist was out and a woman dr ending up giving me a check
I had skin removal surgery after losing a ton of weight. The plastic surgeon and his assistant applied betadine on every bit of me from my neck down. I was already hooked up to the iv and had been given mega amounts of anti anxiety meds. I remember looking down at them(I was naked standing on a waterproof pad) and saying “Wow! My greatest fantasy of having two men worshipping at my feet and I won’t even remember it!” The nurse behind me snickered and the next thing I knew I was in recovery.
If there’s no further action after these joke-arounds, then you should really find out what’s the problem.
Sexual harassment isn’t cute
Cool. Not.
Tbh I thought this was a post was about what you said while under the influence of anesthesia. Not borderline sexually harassing a doctor whilst still in your right mind. Geez you need help. Not ok.
I had a beautiful mi,Italy female doctor give me a physical in hs and if was impossible got,a semi and was thinking about red apples the whole time 😂 that’s my boner killer image for some reason probably biblically complicated for me or something
This is tame to what we hear.
Cool story.
What’s your major malfunction? You’re gross all day long.
This isn’t flirting. It’s sexual harassment.
The fuck honestly 😫
Op, you didn’t flirt. You were sexually harassing him. He’s at work. Leave people alone when they are at work
Give me back my damn upvote
fake story lol
Where are you from?
I could neverrrrrr imagine saying something like that to any stranger let alone my doctor! This is insane!
babes this is embarrassing af 🤦♀️
this sucks
I also opened my mouth as wide as i could when i read what you said… you are sick, and not in an illness way. If you are though, I do hope he transfers your case lmao….
Yes, it can be classed as sexual harassment.
However, in stressful environments it’s quite normal for people’s brains to blurt out entirely idiotic things.
I can also imagine the panic on your face as you doubled down on your idiocy.
The guy knows you weren’t actually leering at him, or even trying to sexually harass him. Your panicked brain went BLEH in the worst way, and he took it in stride because he’s most likely used to anxious people saying weird things.
Let’s not forget the shit they hear when patients come out from being under anaesthesia
This is sexual harassment. Be better
You can’t even spell, much less write a believable story. If you’re going to lie to fulfill some doctor fetish, at least research the medical portion of your story enough that it makes sense. Then you ought to develop some wit, charm or any positive quality to use in the engagement of “flirting” because spewing crass remarks at a stranger is embarrassing at best. Even if you don’t know you’re embarrassed, he does.
Ok man wtf
Creepy wee cow.
This would be your 2nd creative writing piece. Pathetic.
Ugh no OP. I read to see if you were on meds but nope.
Like an attractive woman working at the cash register he probably get that reaction alday tbh “another one”
This was written by a man.
Only a man would think that this was a) flirting and b) a way that way that a woman would behave.
So gross, with my experience, any woman talking this way, imo. Just ends up being a hoe and is a huge turn off to me.
Sure Jan 🙄