The other day at work a guy made a joke to another guy about how if his wife made a mistake with their new baby he’d “beat the hell out of her”. I looked at him straight in the face while he was snickering at his own comment and said quite loudly “Wow. That’s really funny. Nothing like a good joke about HURTING WOMEN. I LOVE beating wives jokes. You’re really funny talking about HURTING YOUR WIFE.”
The guy literally ran away. It was glorious.