Goats are the worst animal in the world

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Goats are terrible. Their eyes go in opposite directions, they’re smelly, and their bleats are scathing on the ears. You can’t even ride them like a horse.

Just thinking about goats puts me in an unbelievable rage. I love all other animals, except for goats. Whenever I see a goat, I just want to push it. Please tell me there are fellow goat haters out there

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  2. BacchusCaucus Avatar

    Goat cheese can sometimes hit the spot though.

  3. Bananahead445 Avatar

    Goat milk is very delicious

  4. largestcob Avatar

    i could never hate goats, theyre just silly little guys

  5. Incorrigible_Gaymer Avatar

    All animals are smelly. Humans included.

  6. b00fart Avatar

    Goats are the chaotic neutral we need in the world.

  7. orneryasshole Avatar

    Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

  8. Fun-Dragonfruit2999 Avatar

    They’re pretty good on the BBQ though.

    … some of the many reasons goats are symbolic for ‘out of God’s favor.’

  9. sideaccount462515 Avatar

    You clearly never cuddled a goat. You’d change your mind

  10. OldGravylegOfficial Avatar

    “You can’t even ride them like a horse.”

    So we breed them bigger…imagine scaling a mountain on one of those bad boys

  11. dantaviusrex Avatar

    You need to play some Goat Simulator

  12. SQUID_FLOTILLA Avatar

    But, can be quite good with curry. Just sayin.

  13. General_Most315 Avatar

    You’re not wrong. Goats look evil, they stink, and they are dumber than rocks. I hate them also.

  14. Mammoth_Lychee_8377 Avatar

    They will piss on their forequarters and beards to attract the ladies.

  15. Every-Protection-554 Avatar

    Definitely unpopular

  16. -fumble- Avatar

    You’re not wrong, but your reasoning is idiotic.

  17. PossibilityOk782 Avatar

    Goats are hilarious animals whats wrong with you lol

  18. Emergency_Host6506 Avatar

    I wouldn’t say goats put me in a rage, but I agree they are smelly, ugly, and obtrusive. I don’t include pygmy goats, though. They are cute!

  19. Lost_Needleworker285 Avatar

    They beat humans, orcas and dolphins 

  20. Sweaty-Ad-1210 Avatar

    I prefer goat meat over lamb meat

  21. Luzzenz Avatar

    Goats are so silly, I feel a spiritual connection with them

  22. EthanTheJudge Avatar

    My brother is going to hate you for this.

  23. Gygsqt Avatar

    False, geese exist.

  24. Painted_Blades Avatar

    As someone who has raised both goats and pigs, pigs are worse. Raising pigs made me stop eating most forms of pork.

  25. StevenSaguaro Avatar

    Cloven hooves, Satan’s reindeer. Still, they can be pretty adorable, especially the pygmies.

  26. devo00 Avatar

    They have awesome beards! Bob! Ed!

  27. RAbites Avatar

    My girls are well loved, spoiled, and produce adorable kids and delicious milk. What’s not to love?

  28. TheRealNeill Avatar

    No, they are literally the GOATs

  29. Not_Rick127 Avatar

    I just want to try one they look like they taste good

  30. amb1978 Avatar

    What about this “little bastard

  31. MannInnBlack Avatar

    They will headbutt you whenever you turn around and then are pretty fast so no revenge. I hate goats like you wouldn’t believe o.p.

  32. Daytime_Mantis Avatar

    Growing up a friend of mine lived on a farm and she had a goat named Peanut and he was the nastiest animal. He would chase you and try to attack you.

  33. Y0___0Y Avatar

    Yeah it’s obvious why they were selected to be sacrificed to the gods by ancient people.

  34. AstroWolf11 Avatar

    You pick mosquitos over goats??