Goats are terrible. Their eyes go in opposite directions, they’re smelly, and their bleats are scathing on the ears. You can’t even ride them like a horse.
Just thinking about goats puts me in an unbelievable rage. I love all other animals, except for goats. Whenever I see a goat, I just want to push it. Please tell me there are fellow goat haters out there
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Goat cheese can sometimes hit the spot though.
Goat milk is very delicious
i could never hate goats, theyre just silly little guys
All animals are smelly. Humans included.
Goats are the chaotic neutral we need in the world.
Unhinged
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.
I disagree
They’re pretty good on the BBQ though.
… some of the many reasons goats are symbolic for ‘out of God’s favor.’
You clearly never cuddled a goat. You’d change your mind
“You can’t even ride them like a horse.”
So we breed them bigger…imagine scaling a mountain on one of those bad boys
You need to play some Goat Simulator
But, can be quite good with curry. Just sayin.
You’re not wrong. Goats look evil, they stink, and they are dumber than rocks. I hate them also.
They will piss on their forequarters and beards to attract the ladies.
Definitely unpopular
You’re not wrong, but your reasoning is idiotic.
Goats are hilarious animals whats wrong with you lol
I wouldn’t say goats put me in a rage, but I agree they are smelly, ugly, and obtrusive. I don’t include pygmy goats, though. They are cute!
They beat humans, orcas and dolphins
I prefer goat meat over lamb meat
Goats are so silly, I feel a spiritual connection with them
My brother is going to hate you for this.
False, geese exist.
As someone who has raised both goats and pigs, pigs are worse. Raising pigs made me stop eating most forms of pork.
Cloven hooves, Satan’s reindeer. Still, they can be pretty adorable, especially the pygmies.
They have awesome beards! Bob! Ed!
My girls are well loved, spoiled, and produce adorable kids and delicious milk. What’s not to love?
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No, they are literally the GOATs
I just want to try one they look like they taste good
What about this “little bastard“
They will headbutt you whenever you turn around and then are pretty fast so no revenge. I hate goats like you wouldn’t believe o.p.
Growing up a friend of mine lived on a farm and she had a goat named Peanut and he was the nastiest animal. He would chase you and try to attack you.
Yeah it’s obvious why they were selected to be sacrificed to the gods by ancient people.
You pick mosquitos over goats??