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Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.
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I think most of them keep piss jars on their bedside table. The books just didn’t cover that.
Nah. Prior to modern plumbing they could just vanish the evidence, so I’m sure the old techniques are hanging around.
/jk
I assumed they had chamber pots
Imagine you make a wrong turn ’cause you’re half asleep and you run into a fucking cerberus
Magical chamber pots perhaps. That’s something I would enchant if the toilet was a block away.
Didn’t JK Rowling say that witches and wizards would just shit their pants and then use magic to clean themselves up
Maybe they just piss their pants and then use Tergeo (siphoning spell)
Wouldn’t they have a spell or something to remove the urge. If you can fix a broken arm…
Why do you think they wore robes? Hit the inside with some scotch guard, and you’re good to go, wherever the day takes you.
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Okay Harry you can make it. You’ve had to pee for 5 hours and now you’re really in for it. You just have to make it to the oh f*** no the staircase moved no no you’re taking me to potions I need the loo! 😉
Imagine having to walk past a bunch of ancient, and likely racist and sexist paintings on the way to and from the bathroom or shower?
Never woke up to pee in my life
I always assumed there were bathrooms in the common rooms.
Accio chamber pot! Evanesco! Back to sleep.
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I think most of them keep piss jars on their bedside table. The books just didn’t cover that.
Nah. Prior to modern plumbing they could just vanish the evidence, so I’m sure the old techniques are hanging around.
/jk
I assumed they had chamber pots
Imagine you make a wrong turn ’cause you’re half asleep and you run into a fucking cerberus
Magical chamber pots perhaps. That’s something I would enchant if the toilet was a block away.
Didn’t JK Rowling say that witches and wizards would just shit their pants and then use magic to clean themselves up
Maybe they just piss their pants and then use Tergeo (siphoning spell)
Wouldn’t they have a spell or something to remove the urge. If you can fix a broken arm…
Why do you think they wore robes? Hit the inside with some scotch guard, and you’re good to go, wherever the day takes you.
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Okay Harry you can make it. You’ve had to pee for 5 hours and now you’re really in for it. You just have to make it to the oh f*** no the staircase moved no no you’re taking me to potions I need the loo! 😉
Imagine having to walk past a bunch of ancient, and likely racist and sexist paintings on the way to and from the bathroom or shower?
Never woke up to pee in my life
I always assumed there were bathrooms in the common rooms.
Accio chamber pot! Evanesco! Back to sleep.