Gonna bring this back… Koalas are ugly.

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I don’t see the appeal at all.

Their eyes are small and jet black, and around their eyes it’s all gunky and red.

They’re gross as hell, don’t tell me they’re not because they’re notorious for having Chlamydia…

They’ve got weird, big, black noses that doesnt fit the rest of their body.

Some look like they’ve got a weird ass slopey forehead, if they were human they’d be lookin all neanderthal-y.

And they’re all the same, just small weird gray things giving other small weird gray things an std.

I don’t see the appeal…? The only koalas that are kinda cute are the cartoon ones on every product.

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  2. Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin Avatar

    They’re cute in part because they look a little funky.

  3. tultommy Avatar

    >they’re notorious for having Chlamydia…

    Damn bro, so is your mom but I’m still nice to her, sheesh.

  4. Ok-Butterscotch311 Avatar

    People usually call the most hideous things in the world cute for some odd reason

    You could be holding baby smeagol and some girl will hit you with “isn’t he the cutest?”

  5. pinko1312 Avatar

    They’re actually pretty monstrous creatures. They literally sit around and get high all day on Eucalyptus and will violently destroy you with their gnarly claws. If this opinion is unpopular the popular opinion is terribly uninformed. 

  6. Erikkamirs Avatar

    Did you know that koalas eat their own poop? 

  7. Organic-lemon-cake Avatar

    They just exist and look cute with their little hands. Do they even bother anyone except people who want to cuddle them? 😂

  8. rockstarcrossing Avatar

    They’re also unbelievably stupid. Natural selection skipped the koala.

  9. wintermute_13 Avatar

    And I suppose baby seals are ugly too now? :(((