I hear the patriarchy gives away free priviledge. I wanna get me some.
Is there a club? A uniform? Subscription? Secret handshake?
Guys, how do I join the patrairchy?
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I hear the patriarchy gives away free priviledge. I wanna get me some.
Is there a club? A uniform? Subscription? Secret handshake?
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I hear the patriarchy gives away free peiviledge. I wanna get me some.
Is there a club? A uniform? Subscription? Secret handshake?
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Wear a condom.
Have a penis between your legs, instead of on your shoulders.
For starters, you’ll need a horse.
You have to be born with a penis. That’s it.
Slap dicks with the biggest mofo in the locker room
You’ll get your copy of Misogyny Monthly in the mail soon. It’ll all be in there.
You have to take an exam at a testing center and there’s a physical test after that. But if you can’t even spell “privilege” correctly, you’re going to have trouble with the exam because it’s the greatest reward in our patriarchy club. Also you need to have references or be the son of a member.
How many courics was your last dook?
When you figure it out, let me know. I want to start flexing my privledge on the privledgless.
First rule of the patriarchy is you don’t talk about the patriarchy.
be born into wealth
You don’t “join” it you’re already in it
🙄
Please don’t let this sub just become an “anti-feminist” circlejerk
We take applications ahead of our annual conference. This year we are going to Vegas. BIG WIN BABY.
I do not know, wish I did, and I would join it. I am thinking it is something you have to be born into, just like white privilege is only for some whites, the patriarchy is only for some men. I have been working my whole life, hard in the tobacco fields and driving trucks and have never experienced anything but profiling. I drive an old Chrysler 300 and about 1-2 times a month I get pulled over by the police because “your license late light is out”. Bull shit.
“Our great war’s a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.”
Tyler Durden
When it is your time my son, you will get The Nod.
Maybe from a stranger, or your closest friend. Should you reciprocate, The Nod, should you choose to accept this honor, you will be put through a gruelling set of personal trials to test your worth as a man, before you are officially inducted into the brotherhood.
nulla puellas permisit
We only take people who can spell.
Depends how you define it. Dictionary says “a system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it.” Looking around, feels about right. If you define it as something that benefits ALL men, then I can see why you’re incredulous.
Lol if you ask automatic no… You take
Well I can talk to my buddies in the Deep State and we’ll review your membership.