had the best hookup of my life, then i pissed myself

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I just need a place to talk this out. i’m travelling and hang out in a bar, drink and there was just this woman who was not only extremely pretty but was into me too, I felt like I was in a lesbian wet dream when she went to make out with me and then took me back to her place. we were super compatible and having a great time, when suddenly i started to feel very sick, i barely managed to walk to her bathroom to throw up, and as I was throwing up I was also pissing myself on the floor and this godsent of a woman didn’t make a fuss and just helped me get through it… i’ll probably never see her again but this experience will haunt me for a good while.

Comments

  1. Cinder-Hazee Avatar

    honestly the way she handled it says way more about her character than the whole mess itself. like yeah it’s embarrassing but also kinda beautiful that she just helped you instead of making you feel worse.

  2. NikitaNee Avatar

    The fact that she helped you is amazing. You should keep in contact with her. Then later on, you can just laugh about it.

  3. Arizonacolleen Avatar

    Hey, not to sound like a mom, but maybe look at your alcohol consumption?

    Tapering off a bit and having a water every hour or two could help more successful future nights. Hangovers are brutal.

  4. Peachybbyyxx Avatar

    yo that’s wild, lmao. props to her for being chill about it, tho. i’d be mortified but at least she wasn’t a jerk about it.