Has anyone burped, sneezed, hiccuped and farted at the same time?

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Just burped and hiccuped at the same time and thought it would be funny if I farted at the same time, but then I wondered what are the limitations to these involuntary expulsion? What more can be combined and would actually be able to be blorped out at the same time? Thank you for your time.

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  1. VictoirasHubby Avatar

    Defintly hit the holy trinity of burped, hiccuped and farted before. Was a good day.

  2. Inspector_Ratchet_ Avatar

    I haven’t, but I feel like anyone who has probably died from it.

    I can see how it could be a lethal combination.

  3. GoldResourceOO2 Avatar

    Once, in 1911. Sadly, there was no one there to capture it on video and post it on social media.

  4. gleaming-the-cubicle Avatar

    My grandfather told me that if you fart and sneeze at the same time, you die

  5. mndsm79 Avatar

    I might have- but I think i ended up shitting myself.

    Drinking might have been involved.

  6. legoartnana Avatar

    My ex ate Alka Seltzer and nearly died from continuous burping. Plus other damage. He certainly burped and farted at the same time.

  7. Saltwater73 Avatar

    Babies entering the chat….

  8. SirSteg Avatar

    that’s how you take a screenshot

  9. Tom_Cullen_Says Avatar

    yup and the sensation made me cum immediately after.

  10. Bella_AntiMatter Avatar

    I coughed and hiccupped at the same time and felt i was gonna die… was certain i’d turned myself inside-out!

  11. ohdearitsrichardiii Avatar

    I had a dog who did that

  12. Fringe-Farmer Avatar

    Pretty sure this is how a person spontaneously combusts. Well that or holding all of it in idk.

  13. LopsidedUniversity30 Avatar

    Not sure you can burp and hiccup at the same time?

  14. HeydoIDKu Avatar

    My new child did this just the other day and there was a scream Included as well.

  15. Twat_Pocket Avatar

    Add orgasm fart to the list.

  16. OtherlandGirl Avatar

    No, but it sounds amazing

  17. ArtisticRiskNew1212 Avatar

    I’ve done all three at once except for hiccuping

  18. Illithid_Substances Avatar

    If you piss and/or cum at the same time you’re hitting every orifice except the ears

  19. rtrrrrrrrfkfkkckc Avatar

    Puked and shat after surgery once

  20. Personal_Pay_4767 Avatar

    You might die but you would die happy

  21. oliveoliverYT Avatar

    Remember chenobyl…. yeah that was me 🤫😔

  22. SparkJaa Avatar

    Kevin James came close.

  23. bde959 Avatar

    I’ve sneezed and farted at the same time

  24. A_nkylosaurus Avatar

    I did, while pregnant. I also pissed myself cause of the sneezing. Not a good day

  25. kmoz Avatar

    ive done the hiccup burp fart combo, sneeze feels incompatible with the others.