Have you ever gotten a woman’s phone number from a misunderstanding? If so, what happened?

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Just happened to me. I was just at the Liqour store looking around and these 2 beautiful black women came up to me. They said “excuse me sir, what do you prefer, White or black?😐”

I said “what you talking about… like… like women? Uhhhh…😬”

They both laughed at me and said “NOOOO, white or black Liqour? Whiskey or vodka?”

I said “ohhhhhhh😲 well it don’t matter if it’s women or Liqour, as long as it looks good and taste good than I’m a fan”

They laughed some more and I got one of their numbers🤙🏼 but also can’t believed that just happened

Anybody else got a story?

Comments

  1. Then_Evidence_8580 Avatar

    That wasn’t a misunderstanding. They were hitting on you. Also it never happened. But if it did happen, they were hitting on you.

  2. satansayssurfsup Avatar

    No one calls liquor white or black

  3. Hmmletmec Avatar

    And then everyone clapped!

    And then they gave you head!

    And everyone clapped at your huge weiner!

    And then we had world peace!

  4. JCarnacki Avatar

    I camped an Alliance Priest in world pvp because I thought they were camping a friend of mine. We started talking on the forums and ended up going out once. It didn’t work out, but it’s a funny story to tell.

  5. ElegantMankey Avatar

    Yeah, it happened to me a few times when I was too stupid to pick up hints that hit me like a truck.

  6. Advanced_Tax174 Avatar

    I once got a number from the hot girl in front of me in line at the DMV.

    Sadly I never called her as my almost ex-girlfriend and I patched things up a couple days later, and we eventually got married. And divorced. lol

  7. asleepbydawn Avatar

    Take it easy on the porn dude.

  8. HerezahTip Avatar

    Bro I’m sorry, do you need a hug?

    Can’t think of many other reasons to make this up 😂