We all know a quintessential pick me girl. You know exactly the type of person I am talking about. She constantly tears down other women just to secure a tiny crumb of male validation. It is an exhausting personality trait that most people grow out of after middle school. But one college student recently took to Reddit to expose her own twin sister for acting like a massive misogynist during a highly anticipated blind date. The resulting restaurant drama is a masterpiece of instant karma.
The Original Poster is a twenty year old woman who happens to have an identical twin sister named Kim. Despite sharing the exact same face, the two girls could not be more different on the inside. The sister openly admits that Kim is the textbook definition of a pick me girl. Kim spends her days spewing absolute nonsense about how women are inherently weak and should always abide by whatever men want.
Kim bases her entire personality around being short and petite. She loudly claims she simply cannot do anything on her own without a big strong man around to save her. She also loves to judge other girls for trying too hard by wearing makeup. She genuinely believes all the other women on campus secretly hate her just because she looks naturally pretty. It is a wildly toxic mindset to carry around on a daily basis.
Both twins attend the exact same college but study in completely different departments. There is a guy in one of the Original Poster’s classes named Dave. Dave is a typical, universally adored frat boy. Almost every single girl on campus has a massive crush on him, and Kim is absolutely no exception. She had her sights set on him for a very long time.
Over the summer, the Original Poster started picking up shifts at a small coffee shop right near campus to earn some extra cash. Dave quickly became a frequent customer. Since he recognized her from their shared class, he was always pretty friendly and chatty. Eventually he confessed that he was highly attracted to her and officially asked her out on a date.
Knowing her twin sister was obsessed with this exact guy, the Original Poster made the ultimate wingwoman sacrifice. She politely rejected Dave’s advances and offered to set him up with Kim instead. Her logic was completely flawless. Since they are identical twins, the physical attraction was already there. Dave happily agreed to the blind date and took Kim’s phone number.
The weekend passed and the Original Poster did not get a chance to ask her sister how the big romantic evening went. The answer walked right through the doors of the coffee shop during her next shift. Dave approached the counter and awkwardly asked if she could return an expensive lip gloss to her sister. When asked why he did not just hand it back to Kim himself, Dave bluntly admitted he absolutely never wanted to see her again.
The coffee shop barista was totally confused and asked if the date was really that terrible. Dave spilled all the piping hot tea. He explained that he took Kim to a very nice restaurant for their dinner. Instead of being charming and polite, Kim spent the entire evening loudly harassing and criticizing their waitress. She actually accused the poor service worker of wearing way too much makeup and looking easy.
After successfully insulting the restaurant staff, Kim doubled down on the toxic behavior. She started spouting off terrible opinions that sound like they were pulled directly from an Andrew Tate podcast. What Kim completely failed to realize is that Dave was raised by a strong single mother and grew up alongside five sisters. He actually respects women and does not view them as inferior props.
Horrified by his date’s blatant misogyny, Dave executed the most flawless exit strategy in modern dating history. He politely excused himself to use the restroom and simply never came back to the table. He tracked down their waitress, paid for the entire meal, Venmoed Kim enough cash to cover her Uber ride home, and completely abandoned her at the restaurant.
Fully understanding why Dave pulled a vanishing act, the Original Poster apologized on her sister’s behalf and took the lip gloss home. When she handed it over, Kim immediately started complaining about how awful Dave was. She had the absolute audacity to claim he was not a real man because real men are supposed to love hearing that women are inferior to them.
That was the final straw. The Original Poster cut her twin off and delivered a brutal reality check. She flat out told Kim she had a great chance with the exact guy she liked, but she completely ruined the date because she could not stop being a misogynistic pick me for one single second. Now Kim is furiously demanding an apology, but the internet entirely agrees that she got exactly what she deserved. If you act like a toxic nightmare in public, you should expect to take an Uber home alone.