Hope you liked that coke!

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My roommate years ago was constantly stashing drugs all over the house, with no regard to what it was on/under. One morning, I got up and went down to the kitchen to make my morning coffee. Put the spoon in the coffee can, and it hits something. Take it out to find a large bag of white powder. I shrugged it off, like “asshole.” But the next day, and the next, I keep finding it. Finally, I took it and tasted it, and it was pretty good coke. Got another ziploc bag, and put a mixture of baking soda, baby powder and a crushed up aspirin tablet in it and put it back in the coffee can. The following day, it was gone. Idk what they did with it, and I never heard anything about it, but I hope it tasted terrible.

Comments

  1. Cwilliam99 Avatar

    You should probably kick out your roommate.

  2. boatstrings Avatar

    It is often assumed that dogs trained to sniff out narcotics cannot smell through the coffee.

  3. Deemonade Avatar

    What did you do with the bag of coke?

  4. CoderJoe1 Avatar

    This one made me snort

  5. jetbronson Avatar

    I don’t like coke…I just like the way it smells.

  6. Bowwowchickachicka Avatar

    This didn’t make me lol but I did smile and inhale a bit through my nose.

  7. orcoast23 Avatar

    I used to carry a vial of freeze-dried piss work bag. Used it to pass piss tests.
    Anyway, it was a crystalline powder in a small unmarked glass vial. Still remember when it was stolen. Hope they liked the drip.
    Easiest way to pass a drug test is don’t do drugs.

  8. OldERnurse1964 Avatar

    But did it SMELL like really good cocaine