How do men organise their pockets?

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My husband has an exact use for every pocket (keys pocket, wallet pocket, etc.) that never changes and he gets so confused if they ever end up in the wrong pocket, or if they ever get put down somewhere he struggles to find them. He claims that all men have a pocket system, is this true? Because this is a weird piece of man trivia that I did not know if so.

Edit: so many answers so quickly confirming this is blowing my mind. I only found this out because I said to my husband he should stop carrying his wallet in back back pocket to avoid getting pickpocketed, and I got a whole explanation on how this system definitely can’t change now

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  1. treywarp Avatar

    Keys and wallet in the front left, phone in the front right. Back pockets are auxiliary pockets and change depending on the situation

  2. gmkings Avatar

    Wallet in left pocket. Phone and keys in right pocket.

    That’s pretty much all we carry too.

  3. twinpeaks2112 Avatar

    Yes, that is true

  4. Nondescript_585_Guy Avatar

    It’s somewhat true, at least for me. Non-car keys go in the right front, wallet in the right rear, car key/fob in the left front, phone in the left rear.

    If I absentmindedly put my car key in the wrong pocket I’ll be confused and have to think about where it is for a second because it’s not where I expected to find it.

  5. theblackmamba1201 Avatar

    True for me. Makes us pack fast and not forget anything. If it’s not there then something is missing.

  6. abeleo Avatar

    Front right pocket is keys, change and sometimes handkerchief. Front left is phone. Back right is wallet even though it is bad for my back.

  7. Mister_Way Avatar

    Yes, I keep my keys, wallet, and phone each in a specific place. If I don’t feel them there, I know instantly, and I make sure I find where they are before I go anywhere.

  8. Zeppekki Avatar

    Yes. For me, right pocket – phone and soft things. Left pocket – keys, wallet, sharp or hard things.

  9. vSTekk Avatar

    Mini wallet and earphones case in front left. Phone front right. Keyes klipped to belt loop. Nothing in back pockets except half used paper tissue.

  10. Zealousideal_Ad6063 Avatar

    I use keys with my right hand so my keys end up in my right hip pocket.
    My phone or wallet are in my right hand so they go in my left breast pocket and if that pocket is full my right breast pocket.

  11. AuthenticTruther Avatar

    Yes, it is true because it makes sense, which is why you are confused.

  12. azuth89 Avatar

    Yeah…you got a system for your purse, right?

  13. Wotmate01 Avatar

    We organise by comfort and accessibility

  14. mahdicktoobig Avatar

    Left:

    -Keys
    -cigarettes
    -lighter

    Right:
    I used to have a wallet phone case on my iPhone 10 for forever. I got the 15 when it came out (I’ve had a 5, an X, now the 15. Figure I’ll wait for 20 again) and I have not regained/ recovered my wallet situation. So:

    -phone
    -waterproof zipper wallet I keep 2-3 cards in + an unknown amount of cash I somehow acquire

    It is very true.

    I also have a purse I use sometimes. I call it my purse because I find it funny men are afraid of carrying bags.

  15. GamingFarang Avatar

    100% true for me. Your husband is a good man haha

  16. Super_Swordfish_6948 Avatar

    Phone front left, keys front right, wallet rear right.

  17. anxietyriddledeeyore Avatar

    Yes, very true!

    Left front pocket- cellphone

    Right front pocket- wallet (includes multitool, flashlight, knife, all cards, cash, and pool fob), key w/flashlight, and peanuts (for feeding crows and squirrels)

    Right rear pocket- bandanna

  18. Jurtaani Avatar

    I use my phone and key with my right hand so they are in the right pocket. Wallet is in the left one, it can easily be flicked open when I pick it up, to then use my right hand to take out whatever I need from there.

  19. archblade7777 Avatar

    Oar…gun…eyes?

    Is that some kind of food? Pockets are for whatever I shove in there at the time.

  20. Secret_Simple7922 Avatar

    Sounds like he has ADHD or OCD or both. I do the same shit but I’m literally the only one I know who does. Guess what else I got?

  21. cownan Avatar

    Left front – keys, right front – change, left rear – wallet, right rear – phone

  22. Deez_Nuts_2431 Avatar

    Front left: Cell phone.

    Front right: keys and chapstick

    Back left: wallet

    If I’m wearing shorts with no rear pockets, the wallet shifts from the back left to the front left and hangs with the phone. You cannot throw off the system!

  23. Telrom_1 Avatar

    Phone front right. Keys, nasal inhaler and headphones front left. Wallet back right. Back Left is empty/auxiliary.

  24. aldimaldy Avatar

    Yes completely true wallet and phone right pocket, keys left pocket.

  25. Shoddy_Pilot_2737 Avatar

    Wallet in back right, phone in front right, cigarettes and lighter in front left. I rarely carry cash and never carry house keys but they would probably end up in the front left. 

  26. Neutreality1 Avatar

    Wallet in right, phone in left, and my secret trick: keys IN wallet

  27. HelpfulPuppydog Avatar

    Yes, plus cargo pants pockets for extra storage capacity.

  28. Tacomaster3211 Avatar

    Phone front left, wallet back right, keys and anything else front right.

    Can’t remember the last time I used the back left pocket for anything.

  29. mr_lab_rat Avatar

    Yes, everything has its place.

    Phone and tissues right front, wallet and keys left front.

    If I end up with loose change it goes in one back pocket, if I end up with some receipt or other paper it goes into the other back pocket. Those get emptied as soon as I get home, it’s temporary storage only as it compromises comfort while sitting.

  30. PunkAintDead Avatar

    Phone in the front left, chapstick and sometimes wallet in the front right. I don’t carry keys.

  31. z2solo Avatar

    wallet/money on the left, phone on the right, handkerchief/small towel on back right (cos I sweat a lot), a black hole on back left because I never use it

  32. yourmomgaylol69420 Avatar

    Phone in front left. Kerchief and keys front right. Wallet back right

  33. Significant_Guest809 Avatar

    I just prefer to be efficient and not waste my time looking for things. By nurturing habits you end up doing menial tasks faster too like unlocking the door. I know where everything is in my place and same for my pockets. Cardholder in back left, phone front left and keys front right. I go without my cardholder as much as possible or just a few cards I can add to the keys but with the whole CH it’s just too big for both in one pocket.

  34. Timbers-creek Avatar

    Key fob, wallet & chapstick in my right pocket. Phone in my left pocket.

  35. unknown_anaconda Avatar

    Car keys hang from back right belt loop into back right pocket, because ignition is on the right side of the car.

    Wallet in back left pocket so I remove and hold the wallet with my left and take money/cards out with right hand.

    Phone goes in front right.

    Front left is free for miscellaneous as the situation requires.

  36. Spanks79 Avatar

    Yes. And there’s A serious issue when things are not in place. Also: don’t touch my stuff.

  37. jtczrt Avatar

    Keys on the back right belt loop. Placed in back right pocket if they jingle too much. Phone in front left. Wallet in front right and lighter in front right coin pocket as well as small pocket knife. I don’t always have the lighter with me (I don’t smoke). But I generally do because it’s handy.

  38. lawenforcement69 Avatar

    Of course! Much better than how women dump everything into their large sacks and then can’t find a damn thing when needed

  39. Mochinpra Avatar

    I switched off the pockets, but I used to have wallet back left, phone front left, extras on the right side. Now i have everything on 1 lanyard, then phone wherever.

  40. nolander_78 Avatar

    Here are the rules I always follow: Wallet in the back right, phone in the back left, keys in the front right, Vape and Vape juice in the front left, order never changes, if I have change it goes in the front right.

  41. Weeabootrashreturns Avatar

    Left front pocket houses my change, writing utensils for work, a six sided die, and spare hair ties. Right front pocket holds my phone, keys, and pocket knife. The little pocket above that has my virtual pet and a broken hair tie with two safety pins for emergencies. Left back pocket has my wallet and comb, and right back has a box knife for work. Basically, everything is where it’s most needed to use well with my right hand, except the pens and box knife that go in the pockets of my apron at work, and the die which is just there to fidget with.

  42. OoklaTheMok1994 Avatar

    Keys and Multitool in RF. Chewing Gum and Phone in LF. Wallet in RB. Always.

    I do a “pocket pat-down” before I go anywhere – even from room to room sometimes.

    This leads to problems when I fly, for example, and have to leave my multi-tool at home. Near panic when I’m on vacation and do the pocket pat-down and something is not there.

  43. ColdCamel7 Avatar

    Wallet always left, phone and keys always right

    So I know where everything is and I can easily check I haven’t left anything behind

  44. FJBP95 Avatar

    Nice trip, pick-pockets anonymous.