Seriously though. I’m a little older so I know that pelvic floor/prostate is involved. But even when I was 20, every time without fail, no matter how much I shake, I get two drops of pee in my underwear. Like it legit gets released only when I put my junk away. Does anyone not have this problem?
How do you avoid the little “drippy drip” after you pee? Or does it just simply come with the ownership of a wiener?
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Kegels helped me
When finished, reach down and press up firmly into the perineum (taint) area. That often helps get those last few drops.
It’s one of those oddly common things no one talks about, but so many guys experience it. Thanks for keeping it real!
Shake it harder for longer. Results may vary.
Don’t wear light coloured trousers
I had to go to a eurologist for a cancer issue, but every time I went the questionaire focused on this, so it’s apparently one of the things they treat (not necessarily related to cancer mind you, more with pelvic floor strength or something I think)
SO if you wanted to see a dr about it, like if it gets more, a urologist is your dr.
Waiting longer after you think you’re done helps too.
Kegel exercises will allow you to build enough strength to just push it out. As a kid I had lots of fun with peeing in nature and making it go larger and larger distances, so never had issues with this, as I had stronger muscles in the area. I grew out of this type of having fun and the drops returned, so I started doing kegels randomly during the day and it helped a lot.
It just happens. You’re done. You totally relax. The tube opens more and venturis the last drop or two out. It’s just normal. And a good reason not to freeball it! That’s why fellas you should always give it a clean before you ask for a blowie…
Sit and pee instead, and you will enjoy clean underwear.
Shake shake it baby
Shake shake it shake it baby
Shake shake it mama
Shake it Cali
I’ve tried the “press and scoop” thing that always gets recommended many times and it doesn’t work for me. I just deal with it.
No matter how much you shake or dance, the last drop always falls in your pants.
Try pee siiting.
The old saying, “No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants”.
Why has no one said “use toilet paper and squeeze it like a hose” shaking is NOT clean.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
I had prostatitis around 4-5 years ago and this is one of the things that never really went away. Definitely is worse when I’m having any sort of prostate inflammation. I’m not even 30 yet🥲
I’ve noticed if you’re trying to drown a bug or clean a stain on the inside of the bowl that this doesn’t happen. Float a piece of towel paper in there and try to cut it in half. Works for me!
What I do is take my middle and ring finger and place it on my gooch (behind my balls but not in your ass crack) and press up. It helps get that last little bit out. Press a few times. Shake and wipe.
I sit down.
No matter how you squirm and dance, the last three drops stay in your pants.
I use the wicking action of toilet paper, rather than the wicking action of my underwear.
Helicopter.
I’ve started wearing underwear to catch the drips
It has a name, courtesy of Douglas Adams (from The Meaning of Liff).
Wimbledon (n.)
That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.
Also…
Piddletrenthide (n.)
A trouser stain caused by a wimbledon (q.v.).
Relax your pelvic floor completely, then kegel hard and shake. 2-3 times and most of the time you’re done. At home I prefer toilet paper
If its a few drops you should be okay. But if you start seeing wetness after that then you may have a problem. Get help. Also get a prostate cancer check at the same time.
“Ain’t no fellow who regretted giving it one extra shake, but you can bet every guy has regretted giving one too few.”
Pressing (lightly) on your perineum while you pee is a weird trick I read in a Reddit thread that I decided to try out and, surprisingly, works.
Apparently it, “unkinks the plumbing.”
Wish I could give credit, but, alas, I shall have to settle for paying it forward.
Never drip til you zip
I just dab it with some toilet what happens after that is kinda my problem but also I tried.
Even Taylor Swift gets it. You gotta shake it off, shake it off.
Man, I’m glad someone had the balls to post this. Almost 50 here and I’ve really noticed this issue more in the last couple of years more than ever. I’ll be done and when I could normally zip up and walk away, it never fails, suddenly there’s more. Thought about posting this question myself but never knew how to word it.
I’m not sure if I’ve seen a good solution in the comments yet, but I did crack up at the “helicopter” comment. The thought of walking into a bathroom and seeing a guy at a urinal gyrating his hips cracked me up.
Not a me problem. Howard Stern talks about that all the time, wrapping the peen in tp. Sounds exhausting to me.
I just use some tp to dab the front. Most of the time it works, a few times there’s still an extra drop 🤷
Search Post Void Dribble, or Post Micturition Dribble, and a few suggestions come up!
Female here who works in urology. You guys might laugh, but Kegel exercises actually help with this! Just be consistent with them – they’re not just for us ladies. My male patients who do them regularly report much better control.
I fill a little cup with water and wash it thoroughly
Dab a piece of toilet paper on the tip.
No matter how much you wiggle or how much you dance, the last drop winds up in your pants.
No matter how much I shake and dance, the last drop is always on my pants.
I think you need some Calico Cut Pants
I just put my head down and give it a little slurp.
Use toilet paper
I don’t own a penis but my husband wipes with a square of tp
I lick it clean like a dog
I have more of a problem with the head touching the top of the water when peeing standing up
I’ve been trying the “walk away then whip back around when it thought I wasn’t looking” strategy.
Reminded me of some bathroom graffiti I saw a few years back…
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants.
squeeze it out from the base of your dick and when finished, gently tap the tip with toilet paper a couple of times and you should be so clean as to even get a blowjob after pissing.
Wear a condom 24/7.
It stops drips and can act as a portable urinal for desperate times
I do one last tug and that usually causes the last drops to come out of my wiener
I don’t avoid it. I literally just sit down when I pee. It creates a straight line flow downward into the toilet bowl. It still drips but it gets out more of the pee. Also a ply of toilet paper is usually enough cleanup.
Shake it for a little bit, even if it means you’re technically playing with yourself, then if you want take a square of toilet paper and dab the tip of you’re dick with it.
Dab with TP
you don’t shake it, you just squeeze it out like toothpaste
Do y’all not use a piece of toilet paper…?
First of all, fuck pants that readily absorb liquid and make it extremely apparent that they’re wet. I have had far too many gym pants like this. I have tried all the tricks in this thread and most of them work like 95% of the time. But that 5% is a fucking bitch if you’re wearing the wrong pants.
Do you dab???
Dab with TP. I did that before getting a prince albert piercing but I especially have to now.
Shake it or wipe your tip with some toilet paper, that’s what I usually so.
Squeeze.
I shake it a little extra longer. I started noticing it more towards my late 20s. I’m now 32. The plumbing doesn’t improve as you get older.
Use toilet paper, I don’t have this problem.
Dab with a square of bog roll.
Pretty much. Gets worse as you get older
Just stick it in the hand dryer and get that “fwapapapapapap” going.
You have to reverse squeeze (that’s how it feels for me) your pelvic floor a few times.
Calico cut pants, they come like that. You just gotta give.
Imagine you have a hose with a bend in it. That’s the male urethra. It’s literally just a design flaw of male anatomy. There are ways to get rid of it but yeah you’ll end up with piss pants a lot.
Easy- Pees-ie …..Just look down and shake it until your face stops getting wet.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.
Give it an extra shake and a little squeeze like a tube of toothpaste. If you’re a foreskin owner, give that a little roll back and forward.
If you’re a real piss freak, just wipe the drops on your hands. If you’re a REAL piss freak, don’t eat your hands afterwards.
Shake well, your welcome.
If toilet paper is available you’re allowed to use that. I promise it won’t make you less masculine.
It matters not how much you shake and dance; the last two drops go in your pants.
Penis hangs down and pee runs down scrotum. Balls hang low.
Milk it like cows utter a few times before wrapping up
I don’t really have a trip after I pee always seems to be a clean finish
No matter how you shake or how you dance, the last two drops are in your pants.
Wisdom from my father.
Gotta give the shaft a good shake and squeeze the head to get that last bit out.