Well, safely first, I don my work gloves and safety goggles. If it’s been a while, well sir, I’d wear a protective apron.
I’d start on the outside and work my way in, I find that strimmers work best. I sweep up the hair from the outer region and begin precision grooming, usually with sheep shearers.
Process takes about 30 minutes all in. I’m always sure to keep my tools serviced, and to have two stroke fuel on hand.
I have had hair extensions added to my baw sac and have the rest clean shaven. I braid my hairy baws into cornrows and use Timotei shampoo to keep it looking shiny and healthy.
Same shaving principles apply as any other area on your body. But use a cartridge razor for added safety. Lather up with a shaving cream or moisturizer. Shave using the 3 pass method (with the grain, across the grain, against the grain). Don’t forget to lather up before each pass. Clean up and apply a water-based aftershave balm when you’re done.
Normal hair trimmer with a 2mm clip on it to prevent nicks, and then sometimes veet to totally remove what’s down there. Either don’t give me any issues or irritation etc.
Before putting the 2mm clip on the trimmer I would sometimes nick myself which hurt and bled, but overall don’t get many issues now.
I get either waxed or shaved/trimmed by a professional esthetician usually. I prefer the shaving option since it’s a little more relaxing and not as painful.
I don’t shave clean anymore bc my skin is insanely sensitive and it just ends up red, burning and ingrown (no matter how i do it). So my go to is trimming down to 4 mm every few months or so, sometimes a little more often
Well, is Aussies groom just like everyone else. Soap. Water. And every now and again, scissors to trim, from a nice safe distance. (Cos whod want stubble rash there right?)
I lick myself like a cat, then hack up the hairballs later at my owner’s least convenient time, right before they’re about to head out the door to work. I let out a few meows, and there is instant forgiveness.
Now I only scrolled down a dozen comments or so and I can’t believe that I’m alone in my method. I have my girlfriend do it. Makes for a fun shower experience.
I’m usually lazy so I’ll use my electric razor when l need to shave. It cuts the hair flat so I don’t have to worry about razor burn. But when I’m in France and I have to wear a speedo/bikini brief for the pool (yes it’s often a rule in France for men), I’ll go through a huge production to get it super smooth. Takes a while but excellent results. If I do feel like waxing, Nair Cire Divine stripless wax is an amazing.
Man here. My Mrs appreciates me grooming down there for here.
3 steps.
Take some dedicated clippers and trim everything down to be more uniformed.
Shower, and take one of her razors and sensitive body wash and shave near the base of my dick and near my balls.
After the hot shower, my balls are completely relaxed and it allows me to tweeze the remaining ball stranglers. As I do like my balls sucked on a lot and I don’t want my Mrs thinking she has a random hair In her mouth.
Personally I get waxes but for a brief time when life got crazy and I didn’t have enough time to keep up with it, I used one of those small electric trimmers designed for pubes. I never got the hang of those disposable ones.
Shaving lotion and a razor. The only time I’ve nicked my sac was when I tried using a pair of scissors, lesson learned never trying with scissors anymore
Groom? ‘Tis a wild and chaotic place down yonder. Not a scissor nor a vexxed waxing could tame mine fiery bush. No blade shall ever pass through this gnarled and mangled pant lion’s natural reserve. It shall remain as is, harking back to a time where bush was appreciated. 1980s porn look will die with my crotch when i do.
Phillips Oneblade. Decent shave, 0 risk. Almost no burn. Used to have a girlfriend who liked doing it with a straight razor. Hot, but dangerous unless she is a barber which luckily she was.
Used to use oneblade and ample amounts of care and patience, but then I found sugar. The sugar mass is relatively easy to make and use, tho I buy premade stuff because I’m kinda lazy. 5/5, painful only the first few times, until you got the technique down and the smoothness stays a long time after.
You need an hour or few for this operation tho, at least at first, and it is kinda messy.
Safety razor, good shaving soap and a lot of caution 🤭 I only shave my balls and the area around my penis, the rest I just trim when it gets too long. Most of my partners favored the well-trimmed hedge over the big bush or the full shave.
A men’s razor for your nether region and legs (I personally use Harry’s, they’re amazing!). It gives a way better closer and smoother shave compared to a women’s razor !
I recently started using an epilator for my pits and nether regions and I don’t think I will go back to shaving these areas. It does hurt really bad the first time but it’s so worth it!
I don’t want to be acused of being a groomer, so I don’t. I don’t want to be associated with them as well, my dog really needs a bath, if I bathe my own dog, does that make me a groomer?
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Thin coating of gasoline and a zippo
Shave it all off
With caution
Carefully
Weed whacker.
Duct Tape
Get it waxed with someone who knows what they’re doing
Takes 15 minutes every 6 weeks
Lawnmower chainsaw
Like, in Australia? 😜
I’ve got Manscaped Lawnmower – Best Purchase I have ever made.
It will never ever cut your skin, easy to use and to clean after.
And the ball deodorant smells lush
gillette fusion 5.
Shower gel for the glide.
Constant running shower head to keep the blades from clogging up.
Aftershave gel…the non burning kind.
Good finger control… Stretch the sack one hand while shaving with the other…
Best dick pill placebo alternative 😂
Well, safely first, I don my work gloves and safety goggles. If it’s been a while, well sir, I’d wear a protective apron.
I’d start on the outside and work my way in, I find that strimmers work best. I sweep up the hair from the outer region and begin precision grooming, usually with sheep shearers.
Process takes about 30 minutes all in. I’m always sure to keep my tools serviced, and to have two stroke fuel on hand.
Ferrets.
Just pour some hydrochloric acid around the area
Are you just asking Australians and kiwis or what?
Special lady razor.
regular razor under shower once a week.
the trick is to have a sponge with lots of soap and just put soup and shave a bit, and put more soup and more shave and so on
Pretty sure there’s hair removal cream you can use.
Only way is a flamethrower.
with a disposable razor in the shower
I cut what I can, but I usually don’t because it itches
Shave it all off, every few weeks
All off. With a wet shave
I have had hair extensions added to my baw sac and have the rest clean shaven. I braid my hairy baws into cornrows and use Timotei shampoo to keep it looking shiny and healthy.
With an overpriced lady Venus whatever the fuck they’re called and yoga poses i didn’t know i could do until i am in the shower doing the landscaping
Same shaving principles apply as any other area on your body. But use a cartridge razor for added safety. Lather up with a shaving cream or moisturizer. Shave using the 3 pass method (with the grain, across the grain, against the grain). Don’t forget to lather up before each pass. Clean up and apply a water-based aftershave balm when you’re done.
I take help of my girl 😂
Depends, always changing
No one else pluck it with hands?
Currently Mike Who Cheese Hairy
Scissors
Whenever I shave my face I shave downstairs, so probs like once a week, if I’m lazy once a fortnight lol, and yes I use different razors, yeeesh
Norelco Body Groom. It’s made for this exact purpose.
Nair! Just take it all down and start over
Ceramic trimmer
Carefully, believe me.
İ use a straight razor and lots of shaving cream everything else causes hella itching and irritation
Carefully…
Normal hair trimmer with a 2mm clip on it to prevent nicks, and then sometimes veet to totally remove what’s down there. Either don’t give me any issues or irritation etc.
Before putting the 2mm clip on the trimmer I would sometimes nick myself which hurt and bled, but overall don’t get many issues now.
Shower gel and straight razor while taking a shower. Takes roughly 30 seconds Do it daily and won’t get bumps.
Im single and i dont feel comfortable without hair. So no
I job that out.
Personally just like grab handful and rip em out quick , efficient , definitely painless
Lawnmower
Phillips OneBlade with skin protector to avoid cutting my nutsack
Wax it.
I normally do a full bikini. No Brazilian. If a man is looking at my star and noticing any fuzz, he’s not doing it right.
I get either waxed or shaved/trimmed by a professional esthetician usually. I prefer the shaving option since it’s a little more relaxing and not as painful.
Having someone shave you is actually relaxing af.
Philips One Blade + Braun “Laser” epilator (its not exactly laser, but whatever).
Epilator keeps the hair thin enough that One Blade shaves everything without nicking.
I use veet regularly
Hears the neat part, you don’t
hair removal cream, no nicks and no cuts. Bosh.
philips oneblade
80 grit sandpaper on High 7200RPM sander.
Philips Bodygroom
Lawnmower 3.0
Go to a salon and wax it
I use a lighter, it’s faster that way
Carefully
Shave my head, shave my balls.
brazilian wax 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
buzz it down and shave some areas with a barber rasor (kinda like a straight razor but with replaceable blades).
I don’t shave clean anymore bc my skin is insanely sensitive and it just ends up red, burning and ingrown (no matter how i do it). So my go to is trimming down to 4 mm every few months or so, sometimes a little more often
Down Under?
Well, is Aussies groom just like everyone else. Soap. Water. And every now and again, scissors to trim, from a nice safe distance. (Cos whod want stubble rash there right?)
I lick myself like a cat, then hack up the hairballs later at my owner’s least convenient time, right before they’re about to head out the door to work. I let out a few meows, and there is instant forgiveness.
VEET FOR MEN. Just checkout this review. He’ll tell you all you need to know.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=46bb8bba-bd7a-4bc0-8773-3fdf40ffaac1
And if you can read it outliud without laughing, well, you must be a lizard person.
Weeabos should leave it at that to be as close to a japanese experience as possible
Now I only scrolled down a dozen comments or so and I can’t believe that I’m alone in my method. I have my girlfriend do it. Makes for a fun shower experience.
Call me Portuguese gardener Pedro twice a year.
My wife calls his wife Maria every 3 months.
They bring us home made bola de carne and Superbock so we can enjoy a moment while they work hard
Nair
I’m usually lazy so I’ll use my electric razor when l need to shave. It cuts the hair flat so I don’t have to worry about razor burn. But when I’m in France and I have to wear a speedo/bikini brief for the pool (yes it’s often a rule in France for men), I’ll go through a huge production to get it super smooth. Takes a while but excellent results. If I do feel like waxing, Nair Cire Divine stripless wax is an amazing.
I usually just burn them
I’m single and work so much where my days off leave me too exhausted to date, let alone fuck
Electric razor go bzzz
With fire
Waxing. Once a month.
Dreadlocks: Kitty’s a Rasta
Easily, with one of those multi purpose electric beard/body trimmers with different attachments.
No need to mess with razors, shaving cream, etc.. Don’t even need to make the hair wet.
2nd hand help
Beard trimmers. Safe, quick, effective.
Exfoliate, wash, shave with straight razor, gentle skin cleanser, air dry.
Stretch after you wake up and before you sleep
Chase em with sweets like you do up there.
Man here. My Mrs appreciates me grooming down there for here.
3 steps.
Trimmed but not bare
Surprised that no one mentions Tweezers. Nice and slow
Sarefy razor for the balls and Philips bodygroom or a sarefy razor for the “lawn” depending on which of the two I happen to be using while manscaping.
Haphazardly and with sharp blades
Lasers.
Personally I get waxes but for a brief time when life got crazy and I didn’t have enough time to keep up with it, I used one of those small electric trimmers designed for pubes. I never got the hang of those disposable ones.
I shave everything, but leave a heart shape above the 🐱
Shaving lotion and a razor. The only time I’ve nicked my sac was when I tried using a pair of scissors, lesson learned never trying with scissors anymore
Groom? ‘Tis a wild and chaotic place down yonder. Not a scissor nor a vexxed waxing could tame mine fiery bush. No blade shall ever pass through this gnarled and mangled pant lion’s natural reserve. It shall remain as is, harking back to a time where bush was appreciated. 1980s porn look will die with my crotch when i do.
Hair spray and a lighter. Comes right off like I’m living in a cartoon
That manscaped thing. It works decently. Sometimes I leave a festive pattern
Complete shave
Philips OneBlade with the Sensitive Razorheads, eazypeazy.Never Had Clean Balls so quick and save!
Phillips Oneblade. Decent shave, 0 risk. Almost no burn. Used to have a girlfriend who liked doing it with a straight razor. Hot, but dangerous unless she is a barber which luckily she was.
Every 3 days
Think pedos use the same techniques as they do up here?
Philips OneBlade top tier
Cream shave
Just one strip cut down the middle. The true landing strip in the jungle.
Don’t be gross. Shave it all off. Simple.
Very carefully, with both hands.
Shave it then put lotion after.
I use Ennva eyebrow razors because they also exfoliate. Don’t go against the grain, go with the grain.
I like to use metaphor that it’s like playing “Operation”. If the blades touch, you’re gonna feel the buzz
I’m lazy but also scared so I just use scissors.
The anime is to get it somewhat short, but not short enough to the point where it’s like stubble.
The tools of my trade – I use wire cutters
Manscape electric works amazingly well
the same way hedgehogs reproduce:
slow and with caution
Blow torch. Move quickly.
i don’t
Used to use oneblade and ample amounts of care and patience, but then I found sugar. The sugar mass is relatively easy to make and use, tho I buy premade stuff because I’m kinda lazy. 5/5, painful only the first few times, until you got the technique down and the smoothness stays a long time after.
You need an hour or few for this operation tho, at least at first, and it is kinda messy.
Reckless abandon and a straight razor. No shaving cream
Safety razor, good shaving soap and a lot of caution 🤭 I only shave my balls and the area around my penis, the rest I just trim when it gets too long. Most of my partners favored the well-trimmed hedge over the big bush or the full shave.
Wax on, Wax off
Wax
is that why there’s so many Republicans in florida?
Norelco one blade
I don’t want to be acused of being a groomer, so I don’t. I don’t want to be associated with them as well, my dog really needs a bath, if I bathe my own dog, does that make me a groomer?
I don’t. That simple
ummm i dont. think jackson 5
I haven’t been, but I’d imagine the same way we do up here.
I bought this cream called Nads from Walmart. Put it on, wait, wipe it off. I was nervous but it worked very well.
Use my clippers at first, then a razor. As long as you aren’t going nuts (hehehehe) you’ll be fine.
Wrong post. Should be on r/AustralianNSFW .