How do you guys hit on girls at nightclubs?

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When going to nightclubs what’s is the best method to hit on a girl.

I know it may not be the best place to meet girls but what is the best strategy in this setting.

The only way it’s worked for me is if there’s a dance floor and the girl starts dancing on me.

The issue is that doesn’t happen all the time and I want to have more control and go up to a girl. I just suck at openers.

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    When going to nightclubs what’s is the best method to hit on a girl.

    I know it may not be the best place to meet girls but what is the best strategy in this setting.

    The only way it’s worked for me is if there’s a dance floor and the girl starts dancing on me.

    The issue is that doesn’t happen all the time and I want to have more control and go up to a girl. I just suck at openers.

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  2. Long-Tip-5374 Avatar

    I just approach a woman and say: “Hey girl, why don’t you back that thang up for ya boy baby, shake that little thang for your daddy one time. Put some stank on it. You’s gots to ride wit yo daddy tonight girl. Make dem ass cheeks clap. Clap dem suckers. Back that nasty lil thang up. Come up out dat shirt baby. Get it girl, lets get da get baby. You’s gots to get got. You really know how to get a boy turnt.”

  3. scaredlilbeta Avatar

    Shake my ass in their face

  4. Ricky_Martins_Vagina Avatar

    It’s easy, just dance over to em, give em the eyes, and make em dance with you…

  5. Affectionate_Boss675 Avatar

    Find a group of women. Determine the woman in the group who is second-most attractive. Ask her if she wants some company.

  6. Mairon12 Avatar

    Just get a table

  7. Joshthenosh77 Avatar

    You say , hi my name is urbano , then you give her a compliment , then ask if she wants a drink , if she says yes your in , says no move to next target !

  8. shanebonanno Avatar

    Don’t be afraid of failure, don’t approach her directly. Approach her friend, but not as a romantic interest, just friendly. Casually shift the conversation to her.

    That should work most of the time to at least get her attention.

  9. DFWPunk Avatar

    I buy drinks for then and who their with but accept any thanks from where I am. I don’t go over to where they are. If they’re interested they’ll come to me.

  10. Decent_Two_6456 Avatar

    Always bring a wingman who is uglier and more disabled than you.

  11. LiterallyAzzmilk Avatar

    Airdrop them a dank meme and claim it

  12. knowitallz Avatar

    I go and talk to them If I feel like it, or dance near them and smile. The rest is not about one liners

  13. kirklandistheshit Avatar

    ‘Hey, you come here often?’

  14. caba6666 Avatar

    I don’t. I’m very shy and I hate to “put it on”. Guess I’m lucky cause I’ve had women hit on me. Idk.. I have a few times in my younger days. It’s a weird flex

  15. ChuckFinnley3565 Avatar

    Easy. I don’t go to night clubs.

  16. BadgerBadgerCat Avatar

    “Hey sexy mama, you wanna kill all humans?”

  17. Scary_Ad3809 Avatar

    Never in a nightclub. Too much noise, too much of everything. I never found my place there.
    Already I was not a phenomenon for flirting, so in the discotheque it was a foregone conclusion

  18. I_AM_CR0W Avatar
  19. invincibleconcepts Avatar

    I used to go up to them, say “hi, you look thirsty, what would you like to drink!” And just start chatting. Then I’d leave them and inevitably they would find me during the night to continue chatting. 4/10 times it would work 100% of the time.

  20. Reddit_SuckLeperCock Avatar

    They gotta hit on me if they want some of this, I know what I’m worth.