How do you like to wake up and start your morning?

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How do you like to wake up and start your morning?

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  1. Roneobo Avatar

    By sleeping in past my alarm clock for another hour lol

  2. MapleMuse25 Avatar

    I love to start my morning by hugging and kissing my children

  3. lost_10_mm_socket Avatar

    I’d prefer to wake up without heavy back pain.
    But that almost never happens.

  4. That-Hamster-2002 Avatar

    By avoiding Mobile phones at least 2-3 hours and have a peaceful morning

  5. BDcreativeworks Avatar

    I wake up.
    Remember that nothing will change today.
    My blood boils with rage.
    I then spend the day slaving away on housework because it’s the only way to not cry or throw fucking hands.

  6. ExxInferis Avatar

    A yawn, a stretch, and a thunderclapper of an ass rip is the usual start to the day.

  7. OnePretend8763 Avatar

    Getting out of bed and eating something

  8. ricorette Avatar

    Without having stiffness and pain in my left shoulder. It’s not the most pleasant way to wake up and it hurts so much!

  9. The_gordo_games_2 Avatar

    Having breakfast to see my partner wearing a shirt that’s too big for him and is clearly mine

  10. Peaceful_Spirit_ Avatar

    As sloth like as I can.

  11. Retro-Breakfast Avatar

    Pee i always desperately need to pee😭

  12. Geedis_of_Silisea Avatar

    By doomscrolling on my phone for fifteen minutes before getting something with caffeine.

  13. Mantzy81 Avatar

    By the sound of silence. However my kids will always make sure that never happens

  14. Ill-Musician-1998 Avatar

    Like the children in the cereal commercials. Can’t remember the last time I saw one.

  15. Ok-Introduction-4410 Avatar

    Wake up at half 4, feel like I haven’t slept at all, drag my ass to the gym, contemplate why I bother because I have a dad body, dread the drive to work…rinse and repeat.

  16. Darkerscr Avatar

    Since being back on creatine.
    Bang awake. No doom scroll, roll over squeeze the Mrs for 5mins. Get up. Shower. Big water off I go.

    As apposed to a few months ago when I struggled to stay awake. Hated having to go to this fucking job and just being generally grumpy as fuck.

    So much better now 😂

  17. bareflick Avatar

    I love starting my morning with a strong cup of coffee and some quiet time to plan my day, sets a great tone!

  18. Katie-my-lady Avatar

    Snooze. Snooze. Snooze. Snooze.

  19. 94dogguy Avatar

    As a British person.. I clap my hands on my knees and say “Right!” Then start the day.

  20. DeliciousOkra9774 Avatar

    Like a toaster violently and full of regrets 🙁

  21. Justjerryj Avatar

    With Folgers in my cup.

  22. Ok-Television-9014 Avatar

    Breakfast then gym after an hour 

  23. dahuckinator Avatar

    Urinating, then coffee

  24. GenXerNvyMeK Avatar

    With coffee. A routine. Get ready for work. Every one has something they do most people are creatures of habit.

  25. ScrambledEggs1443 Avatar

    I want to wake up before getting beaten by mom and before a glass of water gets splashed on my face (mom’s love language😇)

  26. AcceptableBee1592 Avatar

    I like to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of ambition. Then I yawn and stretch and try to come alive.

  27. Rockstar1297 Avatar

    My boner wake up early than me..

  28. ImNotJstn Avatar

    I don’t like to wake up and i don’t want to start my morning

  29. JonikSon_ Avatar

    Glass of water + breakfast with coffee

  30. Channel_Huge Avatar

    “Fuck, I’m still alive? Well, let’s go make someone’s life miserable.”

  31. Thepowa_88 Avatar

    I take a piss and then sit on the edge of my bed for a while until l I have to get ready for work

  32. aerokrem Avatar

    10 minutes of staring into the ceiling without having any thoughts in my head

  33. Hour_Loquat_8439 Avatar

    Pee, coffee, and feed my cat.

  34. Glittering_Desk_8034 Avatar

    A hot cup of tea and morning prayer before I start studying

  35. WorthyJellyfish0Doom Avatar

    Go back to sleep while telling my cat I’ll get up soon

  36. MBAdk Avatar

    Quietly, alone, and in complete silence.

  37. Unicorn_Warrior1248 Avatar

    I usually start my day by screaming at my cats that 2am is not breakfast time

  38. EdgyLearner138 Avatar

    I shit you not
    My dogs are trained to get up instantly as soon as they hear my door open. So my answer is “feed my dogs.”

  39. olivercoolster Avatar

    i wake up and uhhhh wake yes mmmhhh wake up oh im awake anyways-

  40. Apprehensive-Time391 Avatar

    i love to talk to myselfin the mirror before i start my day

  41. Middle-Rhubarb2625 Avatar

    Taking my antidepressants and listening to musix

  42. findingbezu Avatar

    wake up, get dressed, go get coffee, get naked and lay in bed for an hour.

  43. Ancient-Rub2545 Avatar

    i dont like to wake up

  44. boomchick80 Avatar

    Yoga 30 minutes, meditation 20 minutes. It’s life changing.

  45. rubyredwyne Avatar

    The smell of hot coffee

  46. CrustyT-shirt Avatar

    I love to wake up and hug and kiss my girlfriend and afterwards we have sex and I make breakfast.

  47. External_Fuel2000 Avatar

    Wake up, go back to sleep.

  48. HackerTracker10 Avatar

    Coffee as soon as possible

  49. Short-Astronomer2739 Avatar

    My day starts at 4:00am, check on the daughter give her a kiss, make a coffee. Sit out the back of my house for 5-10. Try not to think about what bullshit i will encounter at work, quick poop, splash some water on the face and out the door

  50. ShroomSquid420 Avatar

    Wake up with hugs of my kids