How do you masterbate in jail with a roommate

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I’m not going to jail but I always wondered what to do if you needa wank it and you’re stuck in a cell with your roommate

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  1. Mythamuel Avatar

    I’ve heard prison accounts of a guy “going on a date” in the shower room. If they catch that’s what’s up they’ll give him an extra minute to himself. 

  2. Mindful_Junki3 Avatar

    Some just do it straight up in there on their bunk

  3. Intelligent_Class269 Avatar

    Asked him if he wants to help

  4. Key_Winner296 Avatar

    Shower and or literally anytime you get alone in your cell. Prison I think would be a tad bit different lol

  5. Conscious_Bed265 Avatar

    Bold of you to assume I masturbate in jail with a roommate

  6. Inevitable_Trip_7480 Avatar

    Turn to the wall. Pull over the cover. Go to town.

    Source: Bad YouTube algo.

  7. Weary_Patience_7778 Avatar

    If the roommate is helping you, does it still count as masturbation?

  8. Hamza_stan Avatar

    Just make direct eye contact to assert dominance

  9. XxSimplySuperiorxX Avatar

    Where do you cum the wall or your bedsheet

  10. DawRogg Avatar

    Ask him to cover his ears

  11. WimbledonWombat Avatar

    Wait, do you mean WITH a roommate or in the same cell as your cell mate?

  12. OverallSpring6568 Avatar

    While not breaking eye contact

  13. Key_Winner296 Avatar

    I was told if I go into the showers without my flippers my feet would get pregnant lolz

  14. FrozGate Avatar

    Wait until he falls asleep. But if both of you wait until the other falls asleep, then I guess you’re screwed.

  15. shizbox06 Avatar

    Quickly, probably.

  16. Pseudonym31 Avatar

    With direct eye contact to assert dominance. Unless he winks. Then you don’t have to do it yourself anymore.

  17. Maximum-Hovercraft91 Avatar

    Quietly when they are asleep under a blanket in private?! Duh. Were you always home alone as a kid or never shared a room?

  18. CallMeElderon Avatar

    Onto the wall beside your bed.

  19. RandyGrundelFunk Avatar

    The real question I asked myself when I first got locked up was how am I going to masturbate in jail to my imagination? My celly was of the least concern even though he was a huge crack dealer from Trenton NJ. So no not a problem.

  20. Past-Conversation303 Avatar

    My husband did 70 months (5y10m) and he said your cellie has to not be “home” sometime.

  21. BOOTY-DESTROYER69 Avatar

    You can ask your roommate to do it for you

  22. ProPatria222 Avatar

    It is all about imagination. So even though you have some great fantasy running in your mind, you can look square in the eyes of your cellmate and bring yourself to completion. you just don’t see him.

    Of course he sees you, and will probably request a change of cells.

    Great sexual experiences are mostly in your mind.

  23. tossitlikeadwarf Avatar

    Masturbation is the powerhouse of the cell mate.

  24. jayyy699 Avatar

    I would just do it anyway.

  25. 13thmurder Avatar

    I guess you just ask them what time they’re free to join you and make a plan.

  26. Phoenixf1zzle Avatar

    Face the wall

  27. Dissent-Resist-Rebel Avatar

    Same way as in a marriage. On the toilet

  28. SabstInkRibbonZ Avatar

    I was locked in cell 24/7…I would wait until I heard my bunkie snoring making sure she was asleep then id get it to it as quickly as I could and try to fall asleep but occasionally id hear…”whatcha doiin…lol” Now I’m out of jail and get turned on by my man snoring….

  29. Additional-Box-8937 Avatar

    They use roommates as fleshlights.

  30. guyinoz99 Avatar

    Just look into each other’s eyes and do it together

  31. No_Angle875 Avatar

    In their butt

  32. NegotiationWeak1004 Avatar

    I don’t know if I’d dare in jail but in the army barracks after lights out, you could hear the distinct rustling of sheets. Heck, a few times I also did the same.

  33. 375InStroke Avatar

    Just be glad they don’t make you toss their salad.

  34. AlaskanSamsquanch Avatar

    Quietly as possible.

  35. larrybudmel Avatar

    right on his chest

  36. Enough-Ad9649 Avatar

    Quietly under the covers after lights out with shitty scented state lotion. Until you get a single cell then game on. I just heard this from a guy, no clue myself. 😉

  37. SuavaMan Avatar

    Slowly and quietly

  38. taberj Avatar

    Feefee bag

  39. Aggressive_Goat2028 Avatar

    If you have a private shower in a pod, then there you go. Depends on the jail. To be respectful otherwise, face the wall in your bunk after lights out and keep it quiet. Please clean up your kids afterwards.

  40. Smellmyvomit Avatar

    I rage bait my master all the time

  41. Nekosushiroll Avatar

    Very quietly and with unwavering eye contact, just to assert dominance.

  42. Positive-Attempt-435 Avatar

    Loudly and vigorously to assert dominance.

    For real though, you don’t. It’s disrespectful and might get you in a fight. Take it to the shower or wait till your cellie is out doing something else. 

  43. Lazy_Researcher9409 Avatar

    You ask him nicely.

  44. Secret__Face Avatar

    Stare the in to the eyes while you do it and show whos the boss.

  45. patobandito Avatar

    Loudly, without breaking eye contact.

  46. Valdackscirs Avatar

    With their help?

  47. tbrumleve Avatar

    You look them in the eye and assert dominance.

  48. SenseKind5822 Avatar

    None prison need private

  49. skiveman Avatar

    There was a video I saw that had a woman being walked around a prison and when the inmates saw her they all jumped under their sheets. She was wondering what was happening and broached the topic with one of the guards who was with her. Their response? She was the first woman that most of them had seen in years and they were all having a wank under their covers like they were in their early teens. Because what people don’t see they don’t know. It should be said that this was a dormitory style cell and there was about 30 or so inmates. Not all of them were under the blankets choking their collective chickens, a few were just standing watching her pass by while one had what could only be called a raging hard on while he looked directly in her eyes the entire time.

    Not sure if this is true of all jails in the USA, but I do remember this from somewhere.

  50. Vivid-Syrup3028 Avatar

    Stare into his eyes aggressively

  51. IntolerantModerate Avatar

    Same way you do in college. Staring the straight in the eyes.

  52. LowerIQ_thanU Avatar

    showers is where babies are made

  53. MrRWhitworth Avatar

    Quietly and facing away from them

  54. Snoo_90929 Avatar

    Easy, assert dominance by getting him to do it for you

  55. Jonesy135 Avatar

    Furiously while maintaining eye contact.

    Eye contact is crucial.

  56. SansLucidity Avatar

    wank it? its not a solo jail cell bud. lol

  57. wine-o-saur Avatar

    You don’t have to do it with your roommate, unless they are stronger than you.

  58. aborneling Avatar

    How do you not?

  59. AutonomousBlob Avatar

    When i was there, there was a jack shack. The bottom bunk touching the wall would drape a blanket from the top.

  60. OG-Lostphotos Avatar

    As long as your cellmates name isn’t Big Willie, you should be fine. 🤪

  61. DengistK Avatar

    I hump the bed pretty covertly, I do it with a roommate in the psych ward.

  62. OddPerspective9833 Avatar

    If you really want to do it with your roommate ask them how they want to do it

  63. BrainCelll Avatar

    You ask him to turn away. No, really, google it – it is like that

  64. MisterKnowsBest Avatar

    Staring aggressively into his eyes

  65. CamBearCookie Avatar

    Why wouldn’t you just do it and don’t make noise? You shit in the same room who really cares?

  66. mfeldmannRNE Avatar

    Be very, very quiet.

  67. squakmaster Avatar

    Re read your question… Together would be the first answer. Not sure how else you can do it “with a roommate”

  68. umbrosakitten Avatar

    Well, you have to if you want to show them you have dominance over them.

  69. 420blazer247 Avatar

    This doesn’t really answer your question. But I’ve heard of inmates waiting for female COs to come by and try to hit them with their cum… some would have their cell mate distract the CO so the other inmate can get their load ready for the female CO. Fucking disgusting

  70. HuumanDriftWood Avatar

    Don’t make eye contact.

  71. DivaddoMemes Avatar

    You do it together

  72. WinGatesEcco Avatar

    Make full eye contact. Done right just before you pop you should have a little Kubrick smile on your face and be staring at their soul as it shrieks in terror.

  73. TurbulentGuru Avatar

    Shower. Dumbazzzzz

  74. marsumane Avatar

    If you’re attractive, likely with his dick in your ass

  75. typoeman Avatar

    Idk about jail but on submarines we loudly announce in berthing that were about to “paint the inside of the rack” and “doesn’t anyone want to hold my other hand” because we’re courteous like that. If you have to be a neighbor, might as well be a friendly one, I always say.

  76. jokeygers77 Avatar

    You have to be in your bunk facing the wall from what iv heard

  77. Myerz123 Avatar

    Big doubles and most small doubles normally have the toilet in a kind of alcove behind the beds. Either that or u gotta take a day off work when he’s at work/education just to smash one out…

  78. NorCalKingsFan Avatar

    With confidence, I would imagine

  79. notMy_ReelName Avatar

    just like my friend who used to let out his farts when we entered the bathrooms because farting in classroom willmake him bad,

    so he didnt gave a damn if there are people around him , as toilet is a place where you let go all the pessures.

    in the same way you too will just wank if there is a need to wank , and you wont give a damn about others in the cell untill and unless they object or tells you to do it in silence.

  80. Trigga1976 Avatar

    Apparently, if you are going to Wandsworth UK, you can just have sex with the female prison guard.

  81. -BGK- Avatar
  82. tuco2002 Avatar

    You say…”Pretty Please???”

  83. fr8mchine Avatar

    Dutch Rudder..

  84. Even_Ad_7569 Avatar

    You don’t wait for the shower. You shower alone in the correctional I was in here in Canada anyways….I was there 45 days didn’t jerk off once.

  85. Skerla Avatar

    Maintain eye contact at all times

  86. chootie8 Avatar
  87. MajesticBlackberry65 Avatar

    I have never been in jail, however just traveling and staying in hostels they are going to masturbate whenever they want they don’t care who else is there

  88. luckyjackar Avatar

    The Dutch rudder.

  89. upsetmojo Avatar

    It’s a team effort.

  90. JellyfishOk6686 Avatar

    Why do you need to masturbate when you have a cellmate?