“The piece of art behind you.”
“Did we go to school together – were you on the team? Looking good man.”
“Those are a cool bangs. Where did you get them?”
Anyone looking for a fight isn’t worth having one with. Give the guy a reason to smile, buy a drink if needed, and have a chill night.
(All smiles) “I’m sorry. Aren’t you chads boyfriend. We met at some work function for my wife last year”
When he inevitably freaks and says something inappropriate about not being gay just play along
In hushed tones to him “I’m sooo sorry man. I wasn’t trying to out you.” (Then louder to be sure nobody thinks he’s gay) “Well that’s my mistake. You just look like chads boyfriend. Totally my fault. “
Depends on what you want to happen next. 🙂 I’m getting too old to fight, so my response is more of a, “oh my…” as I clutch my bad and move around. Younger me? Hahaha… it’s fighting time!
“Do you want to be the second person I’ve killed?”
Yes, it’s actually true, no, I’m not telling the story other than it being a vehicle crash. I can do that look that says don’t push your luck. Yes, I have PTSD.
If you know the person a bit you can go “I don’t know but it makes my eyes hurt”. Otherwise probably just ignore them, there’s no benefit from getting involved in a stranger that opens any interaction like that.
I was walking home from school when I was like 15 and I turned around and there was a guy walking the other way and he went off at me saying the fuck are you looking at? And I was just like yeah whatever bro, fuck off and he threatened to bash me.
Fast forward like a week and I went to the bros house and that same guy was sitting on the couch, I just looked at him and he gave me his smoke and offered me a bong.
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this has happened once in my life, by a distressed teenager, I said “your hat man, its pretty cool” bro apologized right after
Not much
You don’t make a reddit post about it, and you grow a pair
those are fighting words.
You don’t reply, you carry on your day.
Not worth getting possibly assaulted or killed by someone who is unhinged.
“you, pussy”
Keep a pair of glasses in your bag, and whenever someone asks u something like this, just pull them out, put them on and go “huh?”
your fly, its open. Then they check their fly and I run away from further social interaction
“I don’t know, I’m still trying to figure that out.”
Never heard anyone say that to me.
I know my instinct would be, “What?”
“And with your spirit.”
“Who the fuck you talking to?”
And pretty much any words he says after that is a fight off principle
“The piece of art behind you.”
“Did we go to school together – were you on the team? Looking good man.”
“Those are a cool bangs. Where did you get them?”
Anyone looking for a fight isn’t worth having one with. Give the guy a reason to smile, buy a drink if needed, and have a chill night.
Walk away, since this person is clearly looking for an excuse
Take a good look at who said it, and evaluate really carefully based on cauliflower ears
There are only 2 options:
Depends on if you want to fight or not.
Not much
“A bitch”
Depends, what the fuck am I looking at?
In the words of The Mountain : some dead man
“You cutie.”
Then you give them a wink and pucker your lips. Works every time.
Je ne comprends pas
“Okidoki” and keep an eye on them.
Assuming it’s a guy
(All smiles) “I’m sorry. Aren’t you chads boyfriend. We met at some work function for my wife last year”
When he inevitably freaks and says something inappropriate about not being gay just play along
In hushed tones to him “I’m sooo sorry man. I wasn’t trying to out you.” (Then louder to be sure nobody thinks he’s gay) “Well that’s my mistake. You just look like chads boyfriend. Totally my fault. “
“That’s what I’m trying to figure out. It’s been a while since I was on Earth”
It’s a free country isn’t it?
“A cutie patootie” and go about your day.
Me in my 20s: A bitch
Me in my 30s: not much really
Me in my 40s: have a great day bud
I chuckle at the comment
Asses the situation of somewhere for my family to be safe if they are with me.
An abortion that should’ve happened but didn’t
Biggest piece of shit I ever seen usually works. Things move right along.
“I don’t know, I haven’t figured it out yet.”
Good thanks, how are you doing?
“Apparently an asshole”
I’m 6’4″ 325. I’ve never been asked that.
The fuck YOU looking at?
“Someone who can’t mind their own business”
Better to not respond or it usually leads to a row and its not worth things getting nasty
I thought it was my mother’s old douchebag but that’s in Ohio
Depends on what you want to happen next. 🙂 I’m getting too old to fight, so my response is more of a, “oh my…” as I clutch my bad and move around. Younger me? Hahaha… it’s fighting time!
I dont know but it’s looking back
I don’t. Never feed angry energy. It can’t self sustain for long.
Either, sorry, just spacing out in your general direction
or
No response and walk away.
“Looks like we’re both trying to figure it out.”
This phrase usually causes the typical inquirer that asks this question to pause as they try to figure out its meaning.
….giving me enough time to slip away during the confusion.
Sorry man, you look exactly like my brother. He died a long time ago.
This is the time for a compliment. It needs to be genuine. Chances are if you were looking, you did see something interesting. Compliment it.
“You.”
“Stop looking at me!!”
“No.”
Tbf I was corrections officer and it was an inmate..lol.
My best friend once responded with “you girl, you pretty!”
You can see me?! 😦👻
“You ya cunt”
“Not much obviously”
Keep staring blankly
I go full on Booger from Revenge of the Nerds: I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche bag, but that’s in Ohio.
“Do you want to be the second person I’ve killed?”
Yes, it’s actually true, no, I’m not telling the story other than it being a vehicle crash. I can do that look that says don’t push your luck. Yes, I have PTSD.
How gods creation can be so beautiful
mistook you for someone i know
That thing you call a face.
When I was a kid it would have been “I don’t know but it’s looking back.”
Your boobs mister
Your fuckin face
Better be able to fight though
I just go Joey like:
I said this guy who was clearly high on something I was like “my favorite show in front of me Townsville idiot season 3 “ 😂😂😂
“I’ve been trying to work that out myself”
or
“if I knew, I’d tell you.”
Nothing and nobody.
If you know the person a bit you can go “I don’t know but it makes my eyes hurt”. Otherwise probably just ignore them, there’s no benefit from getting involved in a stranger that opens any interaction like that.
You ya cunt
I love your shirt! Where did you get it?
Hold eye contact and say “Nothing”
I was walking home from school when I was like 15 and I turned around and there was a guy walking the other way and he went off at me saying the fuck are you looking at? And I was just like yeah whatever bro, fuck off and he threatened to bash me.
Fast forward like a week and I went to the bros house and that same guy was sitting on the couch, I just looked at him and he gave me his smoke and offered me a bong.
“the fuck you talkin’ to?”
I honestly have no idea, but it’s talking to me.
“my mothers old douchebag but that’s in ohio” -revenge of the nerds
I usually respond with “not much”