How do you think the penguins are going to react when they find out they’ve been tariffed on McDonald Island and do you think they will retaliate?

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How do you think the penguins are going to react when they find out they’ve been tariffed on McDonald Island and do you think they will retaliate?

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  1. txholdup Avatar

    According to my Facebook page, they are already training seagulls to shit on Tesla trucks.

  2. emilydm Avatar

    “Noot noot!”

  3. EmperorBozopants Avatar

    Penguins do not care if Trump raises prices on everything for U.S. citizens.

  4. kholmz Avatar

    I think the penguins are smarter than the US administration and will do targeted tariffs on both fish and tuxedos.

  5. A_Birde Avatar

    They actually know i’ll seen plenty of pics, they are preparing a harsh response to the tariffs

  6. thebadwolf79 Avatar

    If they’re not careful it’s gonna be another emu war and we’ll come away embarrassed.

  7. relativelyfun Avatar

    They’re flightless, not fightless. We’re doomed.

  8. Outrageous-Spring898 Avatar

    I hope they’re like the penguins in Madagascar!

  9. The_Last_Bohican Avatar

    They’ll poop everywhere.

  10. The_Spyre Avatar

    I guess we can say goodbye to our weekly shipments of regurgitated cod.

  11. South-Bank-stroll Avatar

    Who needs the Federal Reserve when your cute fluffy ass is sat on a goldmine with the current state of egg prices?

  12. GracieGirly7229 Avatar

    I just hope they heed Trump’s warning not to retaliate.

  13. NoPriority3670 Avatar

    They’ll get in a flap about it but I don’t think anything will actually take off.

  14. The_mingthing Avatar

    Probably with a tactical nuclear penguin!

  15. xsecretfiles Avatar

    they might act cute and cuddly…. but they arent

  16. meeyeam Avatar

    They’re going to send out their top scoring unit to put pressure on the Capitals D inside the blue line.

    … and these are actual penguins, not the Pittsburgh Penguins.

  17. Friendly_Man_9114 Avatar

    They will hopefully poop on all of Donnie’s Big Macs before shipping them out.

  18. rosen380 Avatar

    Non-confrontational… will probably just move to another island.

  19. phishwhistle Avatar

    They’ll probably tell Australia that they cannot ship exports through their island to circumvent American tariffs.

  20. DnDMonsterManual Avatar

    Kawalski, Ricco, and Private will be prepping to infiltrate with penguin karate.

  21. Candid-Sky-3709 Avatar

    these penguins are busy putting “genuine McDonalds island country of origin” stickers over made in China goods.

    Like the Belarus customers ordering otherwise sanctioned piles of electronics just next to Russia

  22. phoenixmatrix Avatar

    I dunno but they must have some serious exports, because I’ve been told the reason NK and Russia don’t have tariffs is because we don’t trade with them. If the penguins do, then obviously we are at a trade deficit with them 

  23. rtg186 Avatar

    The Penguins will be fine. Sidney Crosby has a no trade clause. Nobody else of much value on that team to trade.

  24. QuasiQwazi Avatar

    They will do a deep dive on it.

  25. BetterthanU4rl Avatar

    You don’t get it, the penguins pay the tariffs!

  26. EmergencyCap37 Avatar

    Dems are so dumb but a tough spot for Trump. He tariffs the island and then dems say he’s an idiot for doing so.

    He doesn’t tariff the island and they find a crazy loophole to ship through it to bypass tariffs. Dems will yet again claim Trump is an idiot for not seeing that coming.

    It’s kinda funny to watch thought processes lol

  27. _Christopher_Crypto Avatar

    Probably hobble around with their chests puffed out squawking about back in 2022 when they enjoyed $1.4M in free trade.

  28. MrMartiTech Avatar

    Gotta teach them what capitalism is first.

  29. Negative-Candy-2155 Avatar

    They are probably going to shit themselves.

    I mean, they are birds. They were were probably going to shit themselves anyways.

  30. DrDHMenke Avatar

    Think multi dimensional chess. What is the importance of such islands?

  31. Icy-Caregiver8203 Avatar

    Kowsalki, analysis?

  32. Jay_in_DFW Avatar

    They tariff the McDonalds there?

  33. metanihilist Avatar

    They’ll organize a rally, a March of the Penguins

  34. yesnomaybenotso Avatar

    Idk but we can only hope they send their finest assassins to solve their problems for us

  35. smartello Avatar

    They are already boycotting US goods and services better than anyone else. They also don’t travel to the US. I think the only card they have left is the name of the island

  36. CosmicHazmat Avatar

    Cute n cuddly, boys.

  37. augustschild Avatar

    I would literally believe that he just did it cause he thought they were making so much chicken nuggie money that he wanted a cut.

  38. neophanweb Avatar

    They’re gonna boycott all fish that ever swam near the US.

  39. specificspypirate Avatar

    They are phishers by nature. I expect everyone in the US will get an email saying they won money.

  40. Drunk_Lemon Avatar

    It seems trump wants to join Australia and lose a war to animals. Do yall even remember what the penguins did during WW2? They sunk so many Japanese warships that without them, the US would have lost the war, and don’t even get me started on the U-Boats they sunk.

  41. riptaway Avatar

    If they Emu Wars taught us anything, we’re in for a rough couple of months.

  42. LordBaranof Avatar

    Beware the penguins. Doobie doobie doo.