The way I imagine it, I have the right away at a 4 way stop and I go and they go, and we crash into each other, and I hop out of my car yelling at them and they pull out a gun and shoot me.
Heart failure/heart attack. Drank my way to serious hypertension and coronary heart disease in my early 40s. Just found out I have lymphoma too but that’s apparently quite treatable, just not sure the heart will last through it.
At the rate I’m going? By doing something incredibly stupid. I can run laps around anyone as far as book smarts go, but street smarts is a whole different thing. As a wise man once said, “You know why they have sidewalks? Cause the streets ain’t for everyone.”
I’m staying my ass on the sidewalk but seeing as I’m more impulsive than a toddler…damn does the asphalt look nice 😅
I ride my e-scooter a mile and a half to the train and 2 miles back. Due to the fact that everyone runs stop signs and doesn’t use turn signals. I’m assuming that one of these days I’m gonna get hit by a car smacked onto the ground and either crippled or dead.
With the little family medical history I know and my current lifestyle. Definitely a heart attack but I plan on getting a motorcycle so things could change
i’m going to be murdered by an uncontrollable outside force. car wreck. robbed and killed. anaphylaxis. anything, just out of my control. i’ve been convinced for months now.
How do I think? Well I think it won’t happen I’ll become immortal after ai becomes aware and super intelligent than I’ll outlive the earth and watch the stars fade away with the other immortals until we are forced to gamble our lives crossing into or creating a new universe.
Suicide, but not because I hate it here. Got no plans anytime remotely soon. I just much prefer the idea of clocking out painlessly on my own terms having lived a good life, to hanging around, old and miserable, waiting for whatever bullshit disease I get to slowly wipe me out.
I suppose if I still have loved ones when that time comes around they might have some objections, and I might want to stick around a little longer, but at the moment that’s the plan.
Heart attack/stroke. Been fat my whole life and it’s probably not going to change no matter how many times I say it will. Even if I did, there’s tons of damage already from all the years so, probably one of those
Fighting 12 full adult femaile saltwater crocodiles and then I berrel roll all of them and then they die, but then I get hunted down by the CIA cuz I was too dangerous, but I killed a bunch of CIA guys but then they got mad and I ended up dying from a transformer battle to protect the planet
I’ve had a recurring nightmare for decades. I’m taking a whiz at a long stainless steel urinal like you see in sports venues. Someone I don’t know comes up behind me and shoots me in the back of the head.
Freaks me out every time I have to pee at a baseball game.
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heart attack
Heart attack, induced by stress or anxiety
Physical deterioration.
Whenever I think about this, I always think that with my luck I’ll end up dying in a car crash or some other freak accident that was out of my control
Stay tuned to know
The way I imagine it, I have the right away at a 4 way stop and I go and they go, and we crash into each other, and I hop out of my car yelling at them and they pull out a gun and shoot me.
Heart attack propably
Overdose of caffeine? maybe
statistically speaking, from family history, a stroke
Some sort of cancer probably like lung cancer
Dear God, anything but a neurodegenerative disease.
I’m betting cancer… Hoping for something quiet in my sleep.
I work in a prison, so probably a knife attack.
Car accident
like my grandfather: Peacefully in his sleep.
Not like his passengers screaming in terror.
Heart attack or massive stroke.
I will read a reddit comment that is so funny i will just cease to exist☠️
Suicide
Gee, I have so many choices!
Diabetes related
Cancer (red-head who tried to tan a lot as a teenager)
Neuropathy related
I flip off the wrong person in traffic and they shoot me.
One of my cats trips me and I fall and break my neck (most likely)
Peacefully, i hope.
Idk. But I’m very very surprised I haven’t yet
Alcohol poisoning
Off myself or get cancer
Heart failure/heart attack. Drank my way to serious hypertension and coronary heart disease in my early 40s. Just found out I have lymphoma too but that’s apparently quite treatable, just not sure the heart will last through it.
I will slip on an empty can of tuna fish put on the floor by my wife so that the cats can lick the tuna juice out of it.
From a broken heart
Hopefully owing the US Government several million dollars in unpaid taxes.
Heart attack or stroke
Peacefully in my sleep. At least I hope
Car accident
Cancer
Not With a Bang But With a Whimper
At the rate I’m going? By doing something incredibly stupid. I can run laps around anyone as far as book smarts go, but street smarts is a whole different thing. As a wise man once said, “You know why they have sidewalks? Cause the streets ain’t for everyone.”
I’m staying my ass on the sidewalk but seeing as I’m more impulsive than a toddler…damn does the asphalt look nice 😅
I don’t know it yet. But when I will find out a painless way to die…
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Hypo-perfusion
Heart attack or Civil War 2 : Electric bugaloo
i dont think
I’ve always had this feeling that I was going to die of murder, not a fear, just a “yeah I’m doing that someday”
Natural cause..
Heart attack or Stroke
medically assisted suicide if my genetic curse comes to fruition and I develop ALS
Either from a motorcycle accident, an exercise induced irregular heartbeat, or dying in my sleep
I ride my e-scooter a mile and a half to the train and 2 miles back. Due to the fact that everyone runs stop signs and doesn’t use turn signals. I’m assuming that one of these days I’m gonna get hit by a car smacked onto the ground and either crippled or dead.
Colon cancer more than likely
Slipping on a banana peel
Please soon
Stress
Probably something related to being fat
making a stupid snap decision
With the little family medical history I know and my current lifestyle. Definitely a heart attack but I plan on getting a motorcycle so things could change
Probably myself. Or hopefully a heart attack from stress and anxiety. Both are 50/50
Heart failure.
Car accident
i’m going to be murdered by an uncontrollable outside force. car wreck. robbed and killed. anaphylaxis. anything, just out of my control. i’ve been convinced for months now.
Car accident. I have felt a certainty about this for years. I’m going to be so f’n surprised when it’s anything else.
In my own bed, at the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.
Self inflicted gunshot wound to the head
Flaccid in your mom
On the toilet very constipated while catastrophizing about dying.
My epilepsy
As a pilot, probably a car crash on the way to the airport
Going to either have a stroke or heart attack caused by consistent fighting with my wife. Things are not good.
Suicide
Most likely: accident or injury at work, motorcycle crash or similar.
Stress induced heart attack or suicide.
100% heart attack. Probably before I’m 60, maybe even before 50
Not sure of the details but I’m pretty sure it will likely involve cessation of respiration.
Aneurism from rage
War
The Jewish Cia agents will probably kill me after exposing Isreal.
Stress induced heart attack .
Either from a heart attack, an accident, or by wandering into the forest to be covered in moss and become truly immortal
How do I think? Well I think it won’t happen I’ll become immortal after ai becomes aware and super intelligent than I’ll outlive the earth and watch the stars fade away with the other immortals until we are forced to gamble our lives crossing into or creating a new universe.
Suicide, but not because I hate it here. Got no plans anytime remotely soon. I just much prefer the idea of clocking out painlessly on my own terms having lived a good life, to hanging around, old and miserable, waiting for whatever bullshit disease I get to slowly wipe me out.
I suppose if I still have loved ones when that time comes around they might have some objections, and I might want to stick around a little longer, but at the moment that’s the plan.
Well, seeing I have terminal cancer and live in Australia… Drop bear attack?
Heart attack, I just started taking Ritalin for adhd and now I’m very anxious about dropping dead
With going on Indo Pak War. Maybe from a missile attack.
Fire. When I was a kid I had dreams about it + I live in Calif
Something very hard I think. I can’t see myself dying peacefully in my bed. I don’t know why.
I kind of always thought it was a traffic accident but apparently my therapist said that meant something was wrong with me lmao
Heart disease I have schizophrenia it’s common amungst us
Heart disease
Lack of oxygen to the brain
Cancer. All my ancestors. But some of them very old!
Heart attack/stroke. Been fat my whole life and it’s probably not going to change no matter how many times I say it will. Even if I did, there’s tons of damage already from all the years so, probably one of those
heart failure, stroke, car wreck, suicide
In a pool full of bad bitches
Maybe cancer or another kind of sickness. Idk, always kinda pictured dying in a hospital with something
… Probably some lame failure of the Human Body like a stroke or the heart failure that runs in the family..
In my sleep hopefully. Motorcycle is more likely.
Spectacularly
Ideally when I’m around 70-80 I’ll call the hospital because I want to kill myself, and since I’m in Canada they will say “is Tuesday ok?”
One or more of my organs will fail because of lack of blood/oxygen reaching them.
Popping pills a bunch of downers an fall asleep
I’m not as good of a driver as I think I am.
Stupidly. Probably after saying something like, “hold my beer and watch this!”
Most likely eyes closed
Being a idiot
To the sound of Schubert and the sights of Attenborough’s Planet Earth, I am become Soylent Green
Something comical I hope. Smashed by a piano or something.
Heart
Overdosing on drugs
Cancer for sure. Most likely lung
Definitely by a sickness, cause I’m a lazy person.
Cancer.
Either heart attack, car accident, or suicide most likely.
Suicide or illness
Probably gonna catch a bullet out of my gun with my head
I think I died of a stroke. I don’t know it’s been a few hundred years
Car crash
Hmm self inflicted is highly likely haven’t decided yet
Idk wanna bet what it will be?
Smited by lightning while playing golf
Riding a motorcycle with my boyfriend, because he drives really badly.
Suicide unfortunately 🙁
Car accident probably
Heart related issues or suicide.
probably petting something i shouldn’t. Kitties, doggies, sharkies, venomous snakies-they all can catch these hands…..for scritches!
My love of animals mind wipes that survival instinct the heck away….
except for bears, legit scared of bears!
Watching something I will not physically be able to do because I’m old and saying
“I could do that”
Cancer or Heart Disease. Both inherent in my line of work and family history of both.
I’m pretty sure I’ll have a heart attack or stroke.
Heart attack or stroke. Likely complications from sleep apnea and energy drinks.
Probably trying to pet an animal that I shouldn’t
As of now I think it’s either suicide or heart condition
If I keep following my current career path, a lab explosion. And my last words would be; “Oh fuck.”
in sex
Suicide
I always thought it would be my heart
But now I’ve got a pacemaker in, so I doubt that
… permanently?
Probably by accidentally eating peanuts
I’ll probably die of complications of muscular dystrophy lol
I will stop breathing.
I’ll be found in the bucket of my truck, aloft, having had a heart attack I’m sure.
Or having fallen off a power pole or some other work related mess.
Afraid.
I’ve thought about this and I have a list either by suicide, some type of medical condition, or in a car accident :/
Death
Im already dead. I just don’t know how it happened.
Smiling as I wave off help.
Probably some natural cause, don’t know exactly. Prostate cancer runs in my family but no one has ever died from it so 🤷♂️
Statistically it will be cancer, heart disease, or a car crash.
I’ll be in the middle of bitching about something at work and have a heart attack or stroke probably
Fighting 12 full adult femaile saltwater crocodiles and then I berrel roll all of them and then they die, but then I get hunted down by the CIA cuz I was too dangerous, but I killed a bunch of CIA guys but then they got mad and I ended up dying from a transformer battle to protect the planet
Cancer
Shootout
Covid vax
All things considered I feel like more of us should be answering nuclear war or the after effects.
Cancer. Family history proves it.
Old age or by getting a Darwin award. There will be no in-between
Cardiac arrest
Already know how we’re going to die. Messy
Accidentally killing myself from heat stroke this summer at work. That is at least the currently most likely thing to do me in.
Like I lived.
Killed a crow earlier. Just sat there and squawked and bled. I put one through its head to be humane, least a guy could do.
The same way I lived. Fast and furious.
Stroke
Self inflicted gunshot wound.
I’ve had a recurring nightmare for decades. I’m taking a whiz at a long stainless steel urinal like you see in sports venues. Someone I don’t know comes up behind me and shoots me in the back of the head.
Freaks me out every time I have to pee at a baseball game.