I’ve always been a little scared to ask this of my friends, but that’s what this subreddit is for. Warning, this might be a little graphic.
When you guys are taking a dump, and you’re squeezing it out. There’s that moment sometimes when it’s a bigger one that you feel it lightly scraping along your sack. So after you’re done wiping your ass, do you grab your sack and pull it tight and then wipe? Or should I be doing something different?
edit: ok this is not as common as i thought it was…
edit2: I’m leaning wherever I need to lean to shake it out. Usually forward. But it doesn’t always touch it, and it’s not only touching it when I wiggle
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I need somebody to tell me this isn’t a thing, now.
>There’s that moment sometimes when it’s a bigger one that you feel it lightly scraping along your sack.
That’s literally never happened to me.
Dude I just opened Reddit
Dude, are you taking a shit laying on your stomach or what?
I can’t say I ever remember having this happen to me .
I don’t understand how this happens, the angle isn’t even there. Like are you shitting lying on your stomach or what?
I’ve never experienced this.
If I did I’d want to have a shower immediately.
That’s never happened to me before. How long are your balls?
Can’t say I’ve ever skidded my shid across my nuts.
do you shit standing up?
edit:
forgot to say it never happened to me either.
Saggy balls
Let’s back up a couple steps.
Are you sitting down on a toilet when this happens?
Not to be rude but you might not be pooping right or something. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a turd kissing the sack on the way down. Try adjusting your sitting position while on the toilet or maybe try a squatty potty.
Yes, grab the boys and pull them taut gently like flattening a bedsheet. A tense scrotum is easier to clean than a bag of marbles.
Either your sack is hanging super low or your butthole is at a weird angle lol that has literally never happened to me. Most of the time when I’m pooping my balls are in sports mode so they’re pretty tightened up anyway.
I think you need to tie your balls up with a hair tie lmao
This is not a thing. However if it is, you should see a doctor pronto.
My guy here is carrying around two golf balls in a plastic grocery bag.
Are your balls sitting IN the water when this happens?
I don’t think a turd has ever touched my balls. Cleaning poop from my scrotum is not a problem I have ever dealt with.
?????????? Huh?!?!?
You’d have to be shitting upside down to accomplish this sort of tomfoolery
What a terrible day to be literate.
You must have an AGD of like 1 inch lol
> There’s that moment sometimes when it’s a bigger one that you feel it lightly scraping along your sack.
No. Just no. This is not a thing.
OP is dutch. /Thread
I was having a bad day. This is awesome and has cheered me up.
As a guy on this planet for 50+ years I can happily report… this has never happened to me.
We get it. Your balls are huge.
How do I what my what??
Omg OP worst nightmare
“Guys this happens to everyone right? Guys?!”
Let it dry brother it’s like an impromptu clay mask
Never happened to me and iam not on the small side (nobody is as we all know).
However!
If it would happen to me I would wipe it and probably wash my balls afterwards. But I do shower every evening anyway and personal hygiene especially but not exclusively down under is basically the most important thing you can do every morning and evening
Either you have alien anatomy, pendulous balls AND take huge fucking logs of shit, or some combination of all three.
43, never had this happen to me in my entire life.
You need jesus.
Dude, what?
I’m legitimately trying to figure out the logistics of this, and I just can’t.
If you’re being serious, perhaps try purchasing a bidet if you don’t already own one.
Honestly, either your sack is MASSIVE or you’re taking in a LOT of fiber to drop off a shit so large that it scrapes against your sack.
I’ve never had this happen before, but…..however you stay clean, do you dude 😅
I’ve grown my fair share of tails and be 7 days backed up when on pain pills…and I’ve never. Even after eating something that turns my guts into liquid bad time.
Anyhoots, I have a bidet and wet wipes, so I’m clean. I like being extra clean. You can buy travel packets of wet wipes, my fellow man.
Obviously you’re an alien mutant
trying to fit in by mistakenly thinking this is a thing. Try a different planet.
I pull my cock and balls out and lay them on the seat before I drop the kids off
Guess you are gonna need wet wipes if youre out and about. Throw in like a sheet or two in a sandwich bag and tie it. I did this for a while when I had issues with a teeny bit of liquid poo coming out a few hours after pooing.
If youre home, go in the shower and wash it out. Get your coinpurse while youre at it too.
I usually have to hold mine up to keep them out of the water so I have yet to experience this. I do frequently get the turd that won’t let go however. Wipe and wipe, try as I may the turd keeps coming a millimeter or two at a time until after three or four courtesy flushes for the sake of the poor plumbing I have to get a hot washcloth and just baptize the whole area, at which point I still have to dry off with tp again until the final skid marks disappear.
I just put it over the sink and give it a quick rinse with soap
I love Reddit.
In over 4 decades I have never had this experience. My brother in Christ what is your shitting pose? Standing?
Pull it tight and give it a wipe.
Poor guy. Just came here asking for advice and accidentally found out his body is fucked.
How far forward or far backward, are you sitting, OP? What the fuck?
Even if you’re sitting super far backwards and have an octogenarian sack, it shouldn’t be that stretched to drag your log.
So my only guess is you’re taking a dump standing up while touching your toes?
OP has ass balls
Do yo balls hang low? Do they wobble to the flo?
Get a load of Mr.ChocyBalls over here
These comments have me dying but good to know most guys dont have this problem. I opened this up because, as a woman, curiosity got the best of me.
Everybody’s acting like he must have huge balls, but he probably just has the world’s smallest taint.
How big are your balls and ballsack . Holy mother of Nazareth
Regardless of how or why is this happening to you, OP – please, for the love of everything, invest in a bidet. Multiple if you have to.
I think it is my fault for having a phone
This never happens to most people… never happened to me
Totally curious about this now that I know it is a thing. As a person that cleans up ball sacks for a living by removing hair from that area and the butt hole. (I remove hair with sugar from the body and face. ) Anyways, I can imagine a big ball sack and way too much hair in the nether regions and bam shit hits your balls. I can also imagine this without hair. I have seen lots of different ball sack sizes. I would hope guys (and others) would shit then shower on a daily basis. This may not be practical all the time. My professional pubic pulling mind wonders if standing up after cleaning up the back side then grab the raisin part of the nut and then pull out maybe up so you can wipe with the other hand the underside of your ball sack. It might be worth using a wet cloth, now I get why Dude Wipes are so big. Female here
I think you need to adjust your posture. I never had shit scrape my balls. I did however had the water splash up on it after a big one.
This has literally NEVER happened to me, LOL!
That has never happened to me
I think you are Poppin wrong
Been a male for all 42 years of my life and not once have I taken a shit where the shit curls around and scrapes my balls. Go see a doctor.
Listen bud I’ve got a pair of real deep hangers and I have never once in my life grazed a log against the rear end. Something’s not right with your setup
They way I avoid this is by swinging my balls over my shoulder before taking a dump, keeps them out the way
This may be my favorite Reddit post ever lol
Sitting here taking a dump now and not sure how I could make this happen. Next you’ll tell us when the water is too high they dunk too
Dude is kissing the floor while pooping
By the sound of it just whip those bad boys over your shoulder before you start cutting logs
OP navigating to the bathroom to take a shit
This is almost as funny as The Poop Knife
OMG I sincerely hope I am seeing the beginning of another Reddit legend
Come on guys, it can happen.
https://imgur.com/a/QK2X5im
OP after taking a dump
I’m sorry you’re catching so much shit for this post.
Hang in there though. You’ll push through it.