First day at a new job, the team took me out to lunch. We all ate at the same place, guess whose stomach was the only one who got upset.
It was a small open floor office, the bathroom opened right into our work area… so I battled it as much as I could, spent the entire afternoon looking at the clock, anticipating the minute I could run out and use the bathroom in the store next door. My stomach had different plans, and about half an hour before it was time to leave everyone got to hear me hurl.
I ended up working there for 5 years and no one ever went back to that restaurant.
I have Ehlers Danlos, sometimes my hip just dislocates for no gd reason and I have to stop what I’m doing and pop it back in. Literally happened during sex once and I called timeout- put it back in its socket, and said “okay keep going” lmao. My other joints do the same but it’s mostly the right hip and right shoulder.
When I was 14 I developed irregular periods with disabling cramps. I had to get a doctor’s prescription for a Birth Control regimen to help manage that. And it’s mostly worked.
I’m getting married next month and we hope to start having kids soon. I’m apprehensive about how my body will shift back to the bad place once I go off the pill. Hopefully it won’t take too long to unlock the achievement….
Comments
First day at a new job, the team took me out to lunch. We all ate at the same place, guess whose stomach was the only one who got upset.
It was a small open floor office, the bathroom opened right into our work area… so I battled it as much as I could, spent the entire afternoon looking at the clock, anticipating the minute I could run out and use the bathroom in the store next door. My stomach had different plans, and about half an hour before it was time to leave everyone got to hear me hurl.
I ended up working there for 5 years and no one ever went back to that restaurant.
I have Ehlers Danlos, sometimes my hip just dislocates for no gd reason and I have to stop what I’m doing and pop it back in. Literally happened during sex once and I called timeout- put it back in its socket, and said “okay keep going” lmao. My other joints do the same but it’s mostly the right hip and right shoulder.
When I was 14 I developed irregular periods with disabling cramps. I had to get a doctor’s prescription for a Birth Control regimen to help manage that. And it’s mostly worked.
I’m getting married next month and we hope to start having kids soon. I’m apprehensive about how my body will shift back to the bad place once I go off the pill. Hopefully it won’t take too long to unlock the achievement….
i developed ibs in my mid-20s, after i escaped an abusive home and juuust started eating new and interesting foods
now i have a very regimented diet, except for when i get wicked period cravings and i cave in and eat something so good yet so bad for me