I hooked up with a friend of a this weekend. First time with this guy, all pretty standard stuff. Nothing crazy.
For reference I’ll just say I’m a top. And after we finished up he goes to the bathroom and I hear the loudest fart. He comes out a few mins later, clearly embarrassed and tells me it wasn’t a fart and was “anal queefing”.
I was skeptical really just because of how loud it was, but I have run into a quieter version of this scenario before where you hear a little air slip out but this was next level.
Then it just kept happening. It seemed like every time he shifted his weight more air came out and loudly. This was every few minutes. The guy sounded like we pumped him full of air like a balloon.
Our mutual friend asked how our night was when we texted the following day. I just said it was good and would give details when we met up this coming weekend. I’m pretty sure the guy I hooked up with didn’t tell our mutual friend any details or he would’ve been blowing up my phone all week.
Before I talk with my friend about this whole situation, I gotta know, is this normal? If it is, how have I never run into this situation before?
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lmao it’s still a fart. Air coming out of your bootysnatch is a fart. It may not have been a shit fart but it’s a fart.
“Anal queef” sounds worse than “fart”
Bro what the fuck is this explanation, literally air comes out of your ass and it’s a fart, whether it was shoved in there or created there it’s a fucking fart.
Guessing you are also a guy and there was insertion?
Sure, you might have put a bit of air up there but no, anal queefing is not a thing. Especially if it is extending well past the time you finished.
About the same as throat queefs.
So what is it that you’re accusing this guy of? I’m trying to get to the bottom of this question. An anal queef and a fart are the same thing. Are you asking whether the guy was intentionally farting and/or getting off on it while blaming it on the sex or? Are you asking if something is wrong with him? Idk your technique, maybe you just pushed a lot of air in. I don’t actually know what a “normal” amount would be, I’m just a bit fascinated in the reasoning behind your question.
“Anal Queefing”? Ma’am this is a Wendy’s and that’s called a fart no matter how you slice it🤣
To be fair, I also 100% lied about a fart after my first hookup with a guy (my now husband lol). We were laying there and he said something funny and I laughed so hard all the air and ..moisture that was up inside had to make an exit. It was most definitely a fart, not a queef but I said it was and he believed me😅.
You mean farting?
You need to create an anus carb with a coffee straw so no air gets caught.
Totally normal