How would you describe the time you last in bed without using explicit time units?

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How would you describe the time you last in bed without using explicit time units?

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  1. Fernis_ Avatar

    About the length of Friends episode. Which even means, once in a season, there’s a potential for double length.

  2. Strigon_7 Avatar

    As long as is needed by all parties involved.

  3. CarltheWellEndowed Avatar

    All three kids were at the same time for the first time in months a this afternoon.

    Had no idea how long that would last so we had to act accordingly.

  4. THC_UinHELL Avatar

    Until the job’s done

  5. Sustainable_Twat Avatar

    “The infamous world record,…

    ,… held by Usain Bolt”

  6. Viruz1023 Avatar

    enough to make a double decker PB&J, sit down, slowly enjoy it with a nice glass of milk, realize I now have more milk than sandwich resulting in making another double decker just to realize I have less milk than sandwich resulting in a slow methodical process of munching and sipping untill it’s done

  7. Prasiatko Avatar

    Sertraline is the pathway to abilities many would consider unnatural. (and very frustrating)

  8. WookieeCakes Avatar

    Time it takes to roast a 5 pound chicken.

  9. ibug_1018 Avatar

    If I had to describe it as a movie title, it would have to be End of Days.

  10. TXOgre09 Avatar

    Alphabet backwards plus all the states west to east. We’re usually both about ready for a finale by that point.

  11. LilG1984 Avatar

    Microwave ding

    Well I’m done

  12. Ruminations0 Avatar

    Until I have had about 2-5 orgasms

  13. JAWs_1985 Avatar

    Until I’m asked to stop really

  14. CrunchyRubberChips Avatar

    Long enough for her to finish first. The only unit of time that matters in this instance.

  15. pink-king893 Avatar

    tbh anywhere from a quick doze in class to a full night’s rest complete with rem and lucid dreams

  16. horizons190 Avatar

    “Depends on who I’m with”

  17. disparatelyseeking Avatar

    About one Godfather.

  18. fisconsocmod Avatar

    A couple months ago – during Christmas holiday – I lasted for an entire episode of Scorpion. The next morning, my wife made blueberry pancakes, eggs, sausage, and crispy bacon for breakfast, made my plate, and cut my pancakes for me.

    2 of my college aged kids looked at me and said “damn daddy!”

    Vacation time is good for the marriage.

  19. TapIllustrious4409 Avatar

    20 pump chump.      

  20. Savage_Saint00 Avatar

    Make a love making mixed tape and make sure the last song is one of my favorites.

  21. marchingrunjump Avatar

    As when playing soccer: to ryk og en aflevering

    (two sprints, then a pass)

  22. Dakotakid02 Avatar

    Half a football game with commercial breaks.

  23. DeaddyRuxpin Avatar

    Too long. Premature ejaculation has never been a concern of mine.

  24. ExitTheHandbasket Avatar

    Somewhere between the length of the cold open of a streaming episode of Letterkenny and the length of the entire episode.