How’s your sex life?

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How’s your sex life?

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  1. Oppositions Avatar

    Pornhub ( my only partner )

  2. Tall_Band_5131 Avatar

    No complaints here 😊

  3. zayaisabitch Avatar

    People have sex?

  4. Amazing-March3500 Avatar

    I have a lot of book knowledge, but no street smarts

  5. lvlyvlyn Avatar

    Sir this is reddit..

  6. Asleep-Buddy-8651 Avatar

    Pretty damn boring 🥱

  7. Juhldk Avatar

    Pornhub 4 Life

  8. tinywhiffybunz Avatar

    Im having some serious serious kinks lately that I want to explore but I don’t have a partner rn. Im desperate to explore them but don’t want to just have sex with anyone in order to explore them and be labelled a slut. But Im so fucking desperate to try them I can’t even explain the overwhelming urge I have it’s so insane

  9. Sad-Cantaloupe-852 Avatar

    Is this Tommy Wiseau?

  10. JPMoney81 Avatar

    My SSRI’s are keeping me from killing myself but also completely destroyed by libido.

    So my life is existent while my sex life isn’t.

  11. BlueEyedMalachi Avatar

    I did not hit her. It’s not true, it’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did nahht. Oh hi, Mark

  12. SecretlyFeisty Avatar

    It’s a lottery, and I only win when the stars align!

  13. NotHibby Avatar
  14. Themachinery1 Avatar

    Gay in a small high school what is there to even talk about lol.

  15. friendlyblckhottie Avatar

    Non-existent since becoming single 😪

  16. Dogmom2013 Avatar

    Pretty awful.

  17. Ok-Hawk-163 Avatar

    Not great – Husband barely touches me despite being in the best shape of my life. Pretty sure he’s cheating. I talk to strangers on the internet for validation these days.

  18. sussurousdecathexis Avatar

    very nearly quite erotic. 

    very nearly.

  19. Sir-HTX Avatar

    What’s that? Is that new?

  20. colbae69 Avatar

    I haven’t had sex since October

  21. throwaway1948476 Avatar

    Bad. Like really really bad. Married and no outlet.

  22. TacoCatSupreme1 Avatar

    Not good, never get married

  23. CittaMindful Avatar

    You guys are having sex?!

  24. BigDane67 Avatar

    How dare you to assume that i have a sex life..

  25. steeleon1972 Avatar

    Mostly oral, which is fine.

  26. Dennma Avatar

    “Oh hi mark. How’s your sex life?”

  27. Pluize Avatar

    lol what’s a sex life

  28. KrwlngNth3nd Avatar

    Horrible. I just don’t have the desire anymore. My fiance is such a great partner and understands that at my age and due to my mental health, I no longer have the desire I once had.

  29. AskMeAboutmybody Avatar

    Boring/non existent. And that sucks cause my libido is crazy.

  30. Dame87 Avatar

    Up and down

  31. AlfredtheGreat871 Avatar

    What! Where?! I’ve been looking for that for years!

  32. auau_gold_scoffs Avatar

    i have a kid and work 40hrs a week at a physical demanding job my partner and i. we plan and get excited to but often to tired or are just happy to have a quite minute together.

  33. antonakisrx8 Avatar

    Oh, come on, Johnny, I don’t want to talk about it.

  34. DevelopmentSelect646 Avatar

    Better than zero, but pretty vanilla.

  35. SnooPies5837 Avatar

    My balls are as blue as a cloudless sky.

  36. I_love_pillows Avatar

    Aw it’s confidential

  37. nitin42 Avatar

    You guys are having sex??

  38. jackishere Avatar

    What sex life

  39. Downtown_Breakfast91 Avatar

    The fuck you just called me???

  40. Trick_Tomatillo_2496 Avatar

    Sex it’s boring for me now

    I need a right woman

  41. Wide-Lemon-5949 Avatar

    Mind blowing since I introduced weed

  42. johannasmalls Avatar

    Just like santa, i come once a year.

  43. vegardhuse Avatar

    Sex? Whats that?

  44. da_Aresinger Avatar

    Those pencil drawings of Harry Potter characters seem really into it.

    So I’d say pretty good.

  45. johnnyfivecinco Avatar

    wife is living in abroad for 8 months to take care of family business/isuess . Mrs RIght and Mrs left are getting action though.

  46. 4materasu92 Avatar

    Hahahahahahaha

    inhales

    Hahahahahabaha… yeah, that about sums it up

  47. Luder09 Avatar

    non existent

  48. Outdoor-Snacker Avatar

    Mine’s good. Ny wife’s, not so much.

  49. femboyhapa Avatar

    It’s been really up and down, mostly down

  50. someguyfromsk Avatar

    It’s dead Jim.

  51. HRGApollo Avatar

    Not the best… but we are old now

  52. Calcifair Avatar

    Alright I guess

  53. BornAnOrca Avatar
  54. theBJbanditO Avatar

    Danny, you know that’s confidential. Anyway

  55. anxiousscorpio98 Avatar

    My solo sex life with my handy dandy helper is great , no complaints

  56. 1sketchy_girl Avatar

    My aunt Flo came to visit for the next week, so it will be a little while

  57. Tentativ0 Avatar

    Never started.

  58. red89gt Avatar

    Nonexistent, wife never wants it anymore. Good thing there’s porn I guess.

  59. littleflowerpuzy Avatar

    need someone to fulfill it

  60. Rogue_Aviator Avatar

    Hasn’t started yet.

  61. kebenderant35 Avatar

    Pretty great. I have an amazing life and sex life.

  62. 2l2lv Avatar

    I’m 25 and never had sex.🙂

  63. Existien Avatar

    Im 36 and didnt have Sex in the last 18 years.

  64. jasonvoorhees06 Avatar

    I have to say. Fantastic! Been married 25 years. Sex is plentiful. My wife’s lingerie cabinet is absolutely stuffed and used all the time. She is the love and light of my life. Truly. I am very lucky and happy.

  65. CoatedTroutReboot Avatar

    You guys have a sex life?

  66. Plenty_Jazzlike Avatar

    What is a sex life

  67. Orcxjo Avatar

    Nonexistent

  68. Familiar-Travel13 Avatar

    Ya’ll having sex?

  69. RMoby6160 Avatar

    I’ve developed a lot of trust issues over the years when it comes to that so I haven’t really been interested in being intimate with someone, just taking time to work on myself

  70. cesreal_ Avatar

    I have not got any since the first lockdown

  71. bastaman08 Avatar

    Unsatisfying. In a relationship for 9 years, and our sex life is worse than any other relationship before.

  72. After_Base4955 Avatar

    It’s not true, it’s bullshit I did not hit her I did not.

  73. Mcnab-at-my-feet Avatar

    It’s been so long that I’m a virgin again.

  74. daydrinkingwithbob Avatar

    Pretty fkn great. Life is good!

  75. AI-Mods-Blow Avatar

    Freakiness 8/10
    Quality 6/10
    Frequency 2/10

    Married 6 years w/ 2 kids.

  76. Ok-Rate-3256 Avatar

    Always bangin the same old bitch

  77. Welby1220 Avatar

    Sporadic with me lady. Regular with my right hand. Thanks for asking, Tommy Wiseau!

  78. DRSU1993 Avatar

    Oh, Hi Johnny, I didn’t know it was you!

  79. DWedge Avatar

    Non-existent. Next question.

  80. V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R Avatar

    In what context exactly?

  81. Frird2008 Avatar

    Doesn’t really matter at this point in my life as it’s not one of my priorities right now

  82. Pink_Flash Avatar

    That’s funny tell another one.

    Its coming up to 5 years. Too damaged.

  83. Lurking_From_Shadows Avatar

    Sex is one of the best parts of my relationship with my wife. We still regularly sleep together once or twice per day. I know it may not last forever but we both agree that we are each other’s best sexual partners and it feels amazing to share so much physical chemistry with another person who’s also my wife!

  84. Krypto_Kane Avatar

    Ain’t no body got time for that. I’ll wait till it’s privatized.

  85. morriscey Avatar

    Pretty damn good.

    Feeling sorry for most in the comments RN.

  86. d-cent Avatar

    Haven’t been on a date in about 4 years. I take care of my mother with medical conditions. There’s no hope for dating or a sex life for me.

  87. sloppyjohnny Avatar

    Since seperating from marriage?

    Amazing.

  88. ngangvn92 Avatar

    Start seeing some spider web…🕷

  89. kinks96 Avatar

    Not great not terrible

  90. Heavenwasfull Avatar

    Haha! What a story, Mark!

  91. neamhagusifreann Avatar

    My imagined one? Great.
    My real one? What real one?

  92. eriseeeeed Avatar

    Same like summer. Very Dry

  93. -Soap_Boxer- Avatar

    Pretty much just cranking my hog for strangers on the internet. I had several gfs and a wife… still just a bator. On the bright side, I’ve made zero dollars so far… so things are going about as well as I expected hah

  94. AimlesslWander Avatar

    Ex gf dumped me so no sex atm but working on meeting new people and willing to develop bonds with whomever I am with befire sex.

    My last relationship made me realize I am demi sexual and I need a emotional connection with someone befire engaging in sex.

    A friends with benefits works too because there is that friend aspect

  95. Doesntmatter1237 Avatar

    It’s like an earnings report: Happens once a quarter

  96. ys2169 Avatar

    Non existent

  97. Sethoria34 Avatar

    better then yours

    Im joking, were all virgins on reddit.

  98. BissoumaTequila Avatar

    LYNN THESE ARE SEX PEOPLE!

  99. OperationMouseTrap Avatar

    [crickets] A sad longing fills my eyes as memories of a distant past rub, cat-like, against the recesses of my mind.

  100. Octopusticles Avatar

    What is sex??????

  101. U_Kitten_Me Avatar

    I found lube! I never used it before, so now at 41, it’s a whole new world! 
    It’s so much fun I don’t even miss sex much. Because apart from actual love sex I gotta say it was rarely mind-blowing, often rather underwhelming even. 
    So fuck it, or rather fuck me, this is fine!

  102. Soopercow Avatar

    Good but intermittent

  103. LemonOne9741 Avatar

    Uninspired but comforting

  104. Somewhere-aqui Avatar

    Non existent but I’m actually happy with that choice! I focus more on the big picture of life! And improving myself !

  105. I_can_eat_15_acorns Avatar

    I did not hit her. I did nooooot. Oh, hi Mark.

  106. Maximum_Issue2227 Avatar

    I haven’t had sex in a year, but it’s because I’m in a committed relationship, and we agreed to take it slow. He’s worth waiting for.

  107. IdentifiesAsUrMom Avatar

    I’m terrified of sex so it’s non-existent

  108. sasberg1 Avatar

    So Mark. How’s your sex life?

  109. Become_Pneuma Avatar

    Never been better. Recently divorced too.

  110. judithsparky Avatar

    Fantastic. And nonexistent.

  111. InevitableAd9683 Avatar

    After work Monday, I was too tired to jerk off. Likewise Tuesday-Thursday. Maybe I’ll get lucky tonight. 

  112. livingmalifee Avatar

    Sex drive is so high these days
    Its exhausting haha

  113. Embarrassed_Gigi Avatar

    That’s a thing 😑

  114. aooa926 Avatar

    What’s sex

  115. zalandanger Avatar

    Asked my wife this morning if she wanted to mess around and her response was to roll over and give me a handy. Which was nice but also not what I meant . I wanted both of us to feel good and attractive but she treats it like a chore and I feel like some type of sexual taskmaster and it sucks.

  116. Shurdus Avatar

    Ask your wife.

    I’ll see myself out.

  117. Superflyt56 Avatar

    Not great. I was diagnosed with a chronic condition known as Marriage

  118. brendamrl Avatar

    Im having all the sex I didn’t have in the past 6 years 🫠🫠 can’t say I’m complaining tho.

  119. GrilledCheeser Avatar

    Currently non existent unfortunately. But I had a great run from 2004-2025. Going through a divorce now. I kinda feel done. Sex is great but it is definitely not everything. I will trust the process.

  120. Xardrix Avatar

    This thread was started by a wife who knows her husband’s Reddit name.