A regeneration organ, ability to stay as an adult and regenerate as needed to stay around 30, plus i could regrow my natural foreskin with all of its nerves
A second heart, for starters. Medical professionals, biologists and Doctor Who fans will see why this is such a fun idea.
An organ that sits on the roof your mouth, the shape and size of your tongue, without affecting your speech would be fun, also. It has a bristly texture, and is capable of producing the same cleaning substances found in toothpastes and mouthwashes, always being there on standby for you, so you can clean your teeth automatically, essentially.
Also, I’m not on the practically of it, but an organ that sits just above the anus, capable of compacting sloppy, or diarrhoea kinda poos into solid, nugget shapes before releasing them would be super helpful, to me, IBS sufferers, etc. A guy can dream!
Humans don’t have gokd shoulders given that we’re some of the furst bipeds. But out shoulder anatomy is wild, like literally just exists, no socket, nothing. Shoulders are too easy to injure.
New balls for men. Evolution or some god thought it was funny to design the testicular artery to be restricted when swollen past the pampiniform plexus when sexually aroused for too long.
Advanced white blood cells, able to find and kill and ordinarily or advanced sicknesses including flu, Covid, cancer. Along with neurological diseases like als and so on.
Breathing and eating/drinking would now be split to use their own separate paths. No more choking to death by eating too fast, swallowing wrong, or trying to swallow too big of a bite. If the current design had been created by someone, it was created by an idiot. Or a commitee. Committees may have intelligent people, but as a group they’re one big idiot. This definitely could have been created by a committee.
Lots of really fun ones in here already. I’d like to add an additional gland in the brain that functions as an extra sensory perception, allowing telepathic communication, but also functions as an iron clad bullshit detector, making it functionally impossible for people to be misled by misinformation or fall into conspiracy theories.
A prehensile penis. It just hangs there being useless most of the time. Help me out from time to time. I could use an extra hand folding fitted sheets.
A stem cell organ that generates healthy stem cells and tells them to replace missing or damaged organs. Like imagine having heart issues and your body just sends healthy stem cells to completely fix your own heart. Or imagine having an amputation and your body overtime can regenerate the lost limb.
In men the urinary tract takes a very inefficient route through the body. This leads to painful and long lasting passing of kidney stones. Also I would like a kidney stone breaker downer organ, so I can enjoy Iced Tea again.
Gills so we can breathe underwater. Another stomach to help with digestion. An extra set of smaller lens in our eyes so we can have telescopic vision. (Not sure if that counts as another organ or just an adaption of an existing organ in this scenario)
I would like an update to kidneys. When they inevitably create a kidney stone, can they be smooth and possibly slippery. It would make them much easier to pass then the current broken glass type we have now.
Regenerate teeth, but only if a tooth gets damaged – cavity/chipped/knocked out. I don’t want to be losing teeth constantly, that would just be too much.
Chloromast – an organ that processes intake from new chloroplasts in skin cells to decrease food intake requirements by synthesizing sunlight into useful energy for the body.
I want to see us all grow both male and female genitalia.. both positioned as to fuck ones self, and if interested, impregnate ones self. We then head into an evolution of man kind, led by asexual reproduction.
I’m going to use some of my free time and brainpower to fantasize.
Somniferous: Brain cleansing, body repair, and all other processes that happen during sleep should automatically happen, starting in sunset and ending in sunrise, that does not require the person to sleep: no more sleep needed.
Aquatic: Lungs are upgraded. They will no longer be damaged by smoking or any other detrimental gases. Plus, the lungs will be able to absorb the oxygen from ocean water and any other type of non-distilled water, even though water has significantly less oxygen than
Aging: There should be an organ (located anywhere in the body that does not restrict any movement) that blocks all cells from aging and declining. This organ should stop all aging at ages around 20-25, commencing the era of human biological immortality, similar to the Turritopsis Dohrnii.
Immunity: The immune system is upgraded to an extreme extent. Nano-bot like immune cells would be difficult to destroy and hacks like locating any malicious microscopic organism and mass slaughtering them instantly. For instance, rabies would have 0% fatality instead of the current ~99.9%, since the nano-bot like dreadnought immune cells would find the lyssavirus(es) and eliminate them immediately. Chronic medical conditions would be a lot less severe or non-existent.
Brain: The brain is also upgraded to an extreme extent. Neurons should have the ability to prune any unwanted information but also instantly permanently bind any new information. This means that learning would be a lot easier, just one glimpse at a topic would permanently install that information into your brain in seconds. For instance, languages would take about a couple weeks to learn to an intermediate level or more.
Regeneration: The brain or a new organ located anywhere around the body that does not interfere with movements or pain, should be able to detect any missing body part and regrow to complete regeneration. This includes any body part. For instance, the appendix, foreskin, amputated limbs, gallbladder, teeth, and any other missing organs, organelles, or body parts should have the ability to completely regenerate in a matter of weeks. However, since I’ve mentioned the brain, certain parts should be able to remain in one’s desires and opinions. Any missing body part that one does not want either should not be regenerated.
I’d actually like food to be optional, easy weight control, and waste from ingestion to be used for energy rather than causing us to spend time in the bathroom. Sleep becomes optional and unnecessary and teeth are more durable and regrowable.
Simplify the feet. Maybe make them like an ostrich or camel. No more rolled ankles, no more stubbed pinky toes, no more of this overcomplicated “hands turned into feet” nonsense that’s the root of all sorts of foot, leg, and spine problems.
Small organ that just makes stem cells and sends them wherever your having problems.
Joints getting fucked up by arthritis? Have some new cartilage. Heart problems? Let’s get those patches up. Smokers lung, you want a new lung instead? Oh your tooth fell out. Don’t worry we’ll grow you a new one in 6 months.
echolocation(bat), electromagnetic field and absolute direction awareness(bee), regenerative pancreas, eyes can see more colors(birds), enhanced eyes anatomy (octopus), three USB 3.0 port and a C-type port, strengthened spine, unlimited teeth(shark), no more aging (lobster), highly regenerative tissues(dolphin, hippo, axolotl), funny cat tail for no reasons
Update the uterus so there’s no more periods. No bleeding, no pain, no mood swings. Hell, fix it so there’s like a mating season or something; the bits don’t work except for one month out of the year. A knock-on effect of a less active uterus would probably be less cancer, so it’s a win-win.
Better digestive system upgrade. Make it to where you can get everything out before leaving and to not have any of those unfortunate times where you have to go when driving or doing something without a restroom around.
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No organs needed, I just want my back pain gone
Bioluminescence somewhere.
2nd liver
A tail
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A regeneration organ, ability to stay as an adult and regenerate as needed to stay around 30, plus i could regrow my natural foreskin with all of its nerves
Nightvision. Would solve a lot of problems.
A better liver to process alcohol like I’m forever 22
Detachable penis
Something to decide what’s for dinner every night without having to think about it
A second heart, for starters. Medical professionals, biologists and Doctor Who fans will see why this is such a fun idea.
An organ that sits on the roof your mouth, the shape and size of your tongue, without affecting your speech would be fun, also. It has a bristly texture, and is capable of producing the same cleaning substances found in toothpastes and mouthwashes, always being there on standby for you, so you can clean your teeth automatically, essentially.
Also, I’m not on the practically of it, but an organ that sits just above the anus, capable of compacting sloppy, or diarrhoea kinda poos into solid, nugget shapes before releasing them would be super helpful, to me, IBS sufferers, etc. A guy can dream!
I just want wings so I can fly for free, Spirit Airlines ain’t it fam 🤣
BETTER FUCKING SHOULDERS
Humans don’t have gokd shoulders given that we’re some of the furst bipeds. But out shoulder anatomy is wild, like literally just exists, no socket, nothing. Shoulders are too easy to injure.
I mean… As an older model of the current version it’s sort of irrelevant. I’m sure I’m out of warranty and not upgradable.
More than likely I’ll simply be discarded as obsolete
Hart and brian /s
The ability to regenerate teeth like sharks do.
Oh I’m gonna chew so many pencils!
A working pancreas
Sinuses without all those small labyrinthlike passages. A digestive system like an incinerating garbage chute.
Redundant nervous system would be nice
Faster processing power of brain.
One that is able to dissolve kidney stone.
New balls for men. Evolution or some god thought it was funny to design the testicular artery to be restricted when swollen past the pampiniform plexus when sexually aroused for too long.
Everybody would be intersex and have boobs, this would probably achieve world peace.
Advanced white blood cells, able to find and kill and ordinarily or advanced sicknesses including flu, Covid, cancer. Along with neurological diseases like als and so on.
Something that changes it so that we don’t pass food through the same place we need to breathe
I hope the appendix was just a teaser for the human body DLC in which the appendix packs in tons of new content & features
The ability to update my own firmware. Brain cleansing while still awake so I don’t have to sleep.
The ability to regulate my weight.
A desert stomach different to the food stomach 😌✨
Breathing and eating/drinking would now be split to use their own separate paths. No more choking to death by eating too fast, swallowing wrong, or trying to swallow too big of a bite. If the current design had been created by someone, it was created by an idiot. Or a commitee. Committees may have intelligent people, but as a group they’re one big idiot. This definitely could have been created by a committee.
The immune system of a horseshoe crab.
Teeth that regrow.
G spot relocated to just under my tongue so when I’m in a boring conversation I can just push down on it.
Regenerating teeth
Instead of monthly periods… figure out away to just send an email once a month that just says “not pregnant” or “pregnant”
Everyone gets the same height. You can all thank me later ladies and gentlemen.
Lots of really fun ones in here already. I’d like to add an additional gland in the brain that functions as an extra sensory perception, allowing telepathic communication, but also functions as an iron clad bullshit detector, making it functionally impossible for people to be misled by misinformation or fall into conspiracy theories.
The ability to not only fight off cancer but overpower it with no effort
A second liver.
A prehensile penis. It just hangs there being useless most of the time. Help me out from time to time. I could use an extra hand folding fitted sheets.
Gills
Gills that work in both salt and fresh water while also keeping our lungs.
A nictitating membrane that goes dark in bright sunlight, like transition glasses.
A compass like migrating birds have.
Sex physically can’t happed unless everyone involved consents.
Wings, I just want wings…and the intelligence of a crow. check that, i want to be a crow
A duplicate of every organ, you never know when a barrel will fall and break your spine
cut and heat resistant skin
We need better knees fr
An appendage that stores karma. Gain karma, spend karma. Hopefully more people become less shitty towards others.
I’d like to see alt-right develop common sense… so a brain?
Separate pathways for breathing and eating, please. Also completely separate facilities for sex and waste removal.
Breathe tube and eat tube are separated, backs get an upgrade, nictitating membrane.
More brain power.
A stem cell organ that generates healthy stem cells and tells them to replace missing or damaged organs. Like imagine having heart issues and your body just sends healthy stem cells to completely fix your own heart. Or imagine having an amputation and your body overtime can regenerate the lost limb.
Two things, 1: a big ol tail to help with balance and have it be fully controllable to use as a 5th limb.
2, bring back the secondary transparent eyelid from the early access updates for seeing underwater
Wings.
Hove teeth continually grow new tooth whenever there is an empty space
Wolverine like Regeneration.
Chlorophyll and gills. So humans can just lay in the sun for their nutritional needs and be amphibious.
Much stronger, faster healing skin – and other organs
Can we get a fix for retinas so that the optic nerve doesn’t cause a blind spot?
Air tank. I want us to be able to hold like a few mins of air for when we start suffocating
Gills. I mean come on people we can only explore so much of the earth in our current condition.
Bifircated penis and dual uteruses.
In men the urinary tract takes a very inefficient route through the body. This leads to painful and long lasting passing of kidney stones. Also I would like a kidney stone breaker downer organ, so I can enjoy Iced Tea again.
Ability to understand and speak any language
Gills so we can breathe underwater. Another stomach to help with digestion. An extra set of smaller lens in our eyes so we can have telescopic vision. (Not sure if that counts as another organ or just an adaption of an existing organ in this scenario)
New organ that just churns out neverending stem cells upon demand.
Fix the damn spine already.
Dont run recreation and waste removal through the same real estate
A better way to get rid of plaque buildup in the arteries and veins, thats like the #1 cause of death in humans.
I would like an update to kidneys. When they inevitably create a kidney stone, can they be smooth and possibly slippery. It would make them much easier to pass then the current broken glass type we have now.
Thank you.
Be more empathetic and less greedy
Have an upper limit for fat gain.
A second liver, and my body alternates between them so one is healing while the other is in use.
Functioning brains would be nice. It’s become increasingly obvious that many of the human race lack them.
Just give me the adamantium update and I’ll be good.
Regenerate teeth, but only if a tooth gets damaged – cavity/chipped/knocked out. I don’t want to be losing teeth constantly, that would just be too much.
Advanced Appendix that digests plastic, and also processes extra fat directly into poop
The ability to photosynthesize. This would solve food shortage issues.
Chloromast – an organ that processes intake from new chloroplasts in skin cells to decrease food intake requirements by synthesizing sunlight into useful energy for the body.
A clean money organ. This organ would make all my bills and loose change sparkling clean.
Waste bladder organ. This organ would allow me to poo and pee in my pants at movies.
Dog organ. This organ would carry my dog on walks.
Car organ. Same as above.
Teleportation organ. This organ would allow me to climb into it and promptly arrive in honalooloo
The forever organ upgrade you get the latest version
I want to see us all grow both male and female genitalia.. both positioned as to fuck ones self, and if interested, impregnate ones self. We then head into an evolution of man kind, led by asexual reproduction.
A brain that shuts up on demand
Appendix repurposed to better digest processed foods
I’m going to use some of my free time and brainpower to fantasize.
Somniferous: Brain cleansing, body repair, and all other processes that happen during sleep should automatically happen, starting in sunset and ending in sunrise, that does not require the person to sleep: no more sleep needed.
Aquatic: Lungs are upgraded. They will no longer be damaged by smoking or any other detrimental gases. Plus, the lungs will be able to absorb the oxygen from ocean water and any other type of non-distilled water, even though water has significantly less oxygen than
Aging: There should be an organ (located anywhere in the body that does not restrict any movement) that blocks all cells from aging and declining. This organ should stop all aging at ages around 20-25, commencing the era of human biological immortality, similar to the Turritopsis Dohrnii.
Immunity: The immune system is upgraded to an extreme extent. Nano-bot like immune cells would be difficult to destroy and hacks like locating any malicious microscopic organism and mass slaughtering them instantly. For instance, rabies would have 0% fatality instead of the current ~99.9%, since the nano-bot like dreadnought immune cells would find the lyssavirus(es) and eliminate them immediately. Chronic medical conditions would be a lot less severe or non-existent.
Brain: The brain is also upgraded to an extreme extent. Neurons should have the ability to prune any unwanted information but also instantly permanently bind any new information. This means that learning would be a lot easier, just one glimpse at a topic would permanently install that information into your brain in seconds. For instance, languages would take about a couple weeks to learn to an intermediate level or more.
Regeneration: The brain or a new organ located anywhere around the body that does not interfere with movements or pain, should be able to detect any missing body part and regrow to complete regeneration. This includes any body part. For instance, the appendix, foreskin, amputated limbs, gallbladder, teeth, and any other missing organs, organelles, or body parts should have the ability to completely regenerate in a matter of weeks. However, since I’ve mentioned the brain, certain parts should be able to remain in one’s desires and opinions. Any missing body part that one does not want either should not be regenerated.
I just want plug-and-play gender bits
Like I don’t think I’m an egg but just lemme try a proper women’s body for like a week just to be sure. For science.
Regenerating teeth. cavity? regenerate! An undate in back design would be a very close 2nd.
I’d actually like food to be optional, easy weight control, and waste from ingestion to be used for energy rather than causing us to spend time in the bathroom. Sleep becomes optional and unnecessary and teeth are more durable and regrowable.
Every human should have a 100% accurate bullshit detector.
Sinuses that actually drain, and upgraded knees for sports, running, and lifting objects.
An off switch that can be set to wake you up in 6-8 hours.
Regenerate like lobsters
Simplify the feet. Maybe make them like an ostrich or camel. No more rolled ankles, no more stubbed pinky toes, no more of this overcomplicated “hands turned into feet” nonsense that’s the root of all sorts of foot, leg, and spine problems.
We want a toggle switch for pain.
Small organ that just makes stem cells and sends them wherever your having problems.
Joints getting fucked up by arthritis? Have some new cartilage. Heart problems? Let’s get those patches up. Smokers lung, you want a new lung instead? Oh your tooth fell out. Don’t worry we’ll grow you a new one in 6 months.
A digestive tract/ genitalia connection that stores hard fat in the penis instead of literally everywhere but.
Enhanced brain that gives me telekinesis. Gimme that and I’m gucci.
echolocation(bat), electromagnetic field and absolute direction awareness(bee), regenerative pancreas, eyes can see more colors(birds), enhanced eyes anatomy (octopus), three USB 3.0 port and a C-type port, strengthened spine, unlimited teeth(shark), no more aging (lobster), highly regenerative tissues(dolphin, hippo, axolotl), funny cat tail for no reasons
Update the uterus so there’s no more periods. No bleeding, no pain, no mood swings. Hell, fix it so there’s like a mating season or something; the bits don’t work except for one month out of the year. A knock-on effect of a less active uterus would probably be less cancer, so it’s a win-win.
Ability to photosynthesize using melanin and ability to regenerate
Better digestive system upgrade. Make it to where you can get everything out before leaving and to not have any of those unfortunate times where you have to go when driving or doing something without a restroom around.
I mean I’d like to see some boobies to squeeze but I doubt that helps you much
I’d like to be able to take my brain out and give it a dunk in cold water. Maybe give it a scratch.