When I was 17, I was riding my dirt bike and tried to do a pretty big jump. I landed too hard and my testicles smashed into the seat and ruptured. They had to be removed. But I ended up getting silicone testicular implants later on.
I (19m) lost my testicles in a dirt bike accident. AMA
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Guess you had some balls to attempt that jump, but it didn’t work out? Sorry. You’re a bad dude tho, I doubt I would have survived that pain.
so no biology kids and can u erected and cum
Do they look real?
did u get to keep them? like in a jar? it would make a hell of a conversation piece.
Are you sad you won’t be able to have bio kids?
Damn. I’m sorry. How are you holding up mentally?
How are you managing hormones?
so do you have artificial balls now? like placeholder balls?
So what’s happened to your testosterone production?
Do you have any changes in hormones?
That’s nuts.
Did you struggle with masculine expectations after the accident?
How was the recovery process? Sillier question, do you sit or stand to pee?
If you lost your testicles do you know where you left them?
Did it hurt?
Do you remember the accident? What was recovery like?
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If you leaned back more when landing from the jump – would it have saved em from getting smashed?
How did it feel when it happened? Did your testicles pop out from a ruptured scrotum? Or did it just literally get crushed flattened inside of your sack?? How was the pain?? Man that’s gnarly bro
Have you met any other people who have lost their testicles? Like a support group?
Are you ever in pain thinking about your nuts
Did you get larger fake ones?
Have you had sexual relationships since the incident?
How do you explain this to sexual partners?
I guess now you can really send it. Seriously though, would wearing a cup have saved them? Should we all be wearing cups?
where do u store your pee?
Have you played around with the gel to fluctuate your T levels?
Lay off for a week then apply larger quantities or anything like that?
Do you ever make jokes about it with your friends like ‘hah, you’ve got even less balls than me” or is it a sensitive topic
Science is making impressive strides in bio-technology. If you got the option to regrow functional testicles, would you be interested in it?
How much did it hurt?
Explain the pain….
Were you able to choose the size of the new balls? Thanks for sharing your story with us
Do you still ramp dirt bikes?
Still riding dirt bikes?
Did you get to pick how big your replacement nuts were, or was there only what you were given?
Did you get to keep your testicles?
Have you considered injecting it instead? I am a guy who produces no testosterone (broken pituitary) and I’ve tried all the administration methods. I much prefer injections because it seemed like my dermal methods had unreliable test results.
Has your hormone levels been effected in your life?
Would you ever consider sperm donation from a family member? Like brother, cousin, something like that.
Do your buddies still sack tap ya?
What do you remember from immediately after the accident? Like were you screaming “my balls my balls!!” or was it an immediate blackout
How’s it hangin ….I’ll see myself out
Literally went balls out.
Do you still ride?
Would you get a ball transplant from a ball donor?
(no, I’m not offering)
Will you use the HRT gel forever? Are the new balls the same size as the real ones? Do they feel the same when you touch them? Did you get the implants immediately or did you have an empty sac for a few days?
I almost ruptured my left nut in a motorcycle accident. I was on the street and unfortunately made a giant dent in the gas tank with my balls as I got thrown over the handlebars. They thought I had testicular cancer because the hematoma was so big.
I always kinda wondered what it would have been like if I did rupture it. Thanks for sharing
I gotta know, as an ex-motocrosser; how big was the jump?
And in hindsight were there any precautions you could have taken to prevent it (advice for people who could potentially suffer the same injury)?
Why did you get the implants? Aesthetics or was it beneficial in some other way?
are your new balls bigger than the last ones?
Hi OP, I don’t have a question, but just want to say you aren’t alone (if that even helps). I had a crash off my sportbike years ago, decent enough that the local ambulance was dispatched. In the course of doing the usual spinal checks, the ambulance lady asked me ‘How’s your scrotum?’
‘Fine’ I said, ‘why do you ask?’
She pointed to the Gixxer and said ‘The last call we got to a bike accident with a fairing like that the rider went over the front and it tore off his scrotum’.
What will you give up now in a desperate hypothetical situation?
I don’t have a question but that sounds incredibly painful. I’m sorry that happened to you.
I was thinking about getting one of those electric dirtbikes….thanks for saving me some money and possible injury.
Edit; p.s. sorry about your balls.
What did they give you for pain relief and what would you rate the pain level between 1-10?
have you tried that jump since then
Did your voice get higher as a result?
Is the reason you have silicone purely out of cosmetic reasons? I understand if it is, I just was curious if there is another reason behind it
Still ride?
Is your voice high?
On the bright side youll never get testicular torsion
Dude ypu are my fucking hero for getting through that!
Why did you get silicone implants? What purpose do they serve?
Have you been hit in the nuts since then, and if so do they hurt in the same way it normally does?
So, that means You can increase your testosterone dose like a cycle and then just return to your normal dose without as much side efects as a body builder?
What would’ve happened if they hadn’t been removed and the doctors only repaired the scrotum?
If you thought it was bad now don’t forget this carries on into the afterlife. Even God as forsaken you now (Deuteronomy 23:1).
Wait but how? They are inside the sack….How could you lose it?
How are your cooking skills?
Where do you store your pee
Just from the title, I’m so sorry that’s happened to you.
Can you play the Bodhran with them?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhr%C3%A1n
As a guy i just had to come here and say
“I am so sorry brotha”
I think any guy who read your post cringed at the thought of this.
Best of luck though ✌️
Sooo… how hard were your friends on you after that? I mean ball jokes seem unavoidable.